Damnedbyfate I challenge you

[DrunkGecko]

@Damnedbyfate I challenge you to a swordfight

You claim to be a master swordsman

Little do you know, I wielded the master sword as a child

I got it from an anime convention from a fat man dressed like Raiden from Oral Kumbat

It eventually broke in half

Not because of poor craftsmanship

But because of my sheer power and strength

Now I have a better sword

And I always carry it with me

It's covered in barf and smegma

I call it the barf blessed smegmaster sword

Also known as my barfy weiner

Oops looks like I dropped it

Anyway

@Damnedbyfate you're a dead man

@Damnedbyfate I'm going to stab you in the butt

@damnedbyfate? More like SlamMyGape

You're so fucked

[AnalPenguinFarming]

At 6/6/22 09:12 AM, DrunkGecko wrote: It's covered in barf and smegma
I call it the barf blessed smegmaster sword
Also known as my barfy weiner

What in the hell

[poopypeter]

penis jousting

[Curtains-Joe]

@YourGuyIsa end him..,

[DrunkGecko]

At 6/6/22 09:23 AM, poopypeter wrote: penis jousting

Olimpdick Sports

[Tritnew]

Just a reminder that saying he likes Google, which is TOTALLY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, TRUE, by the way, is a sure fire way to defeat him.

[DrunkGecko]

At 6/6/22 09:39 AM, Tritnew wrote: Just a reminder that saying he likes Google, which is TOTALLY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT, TRUE, by the way, is a sure fire way to defeat him.

"Google makes me cummy in my panty wanties"

~ @damnedbyfate

[BUM-DRILLER]

He trains 20 hours a day with various swords, like the flamberg, the zweihander, the blutgang, all made with German iron.

You will perish, braver than most.

[DamnedByFate]

At 6/6/22 11:48 AM, Seth wrote:

At 6/6/22 11:42 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote: He trains 20 hours a day with various swords, like the flamberg, the zweihander, the blutgang, all made with German iron.

That's great and all, but does he apply any of that training with his penis?

[YourGuyIsa]

At 6/6/22 09:26 AM, Co-Jo wrote: @YourGuyIsa end him..,

I've been summoned?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WVDB]

DrunkGecko and DamnedByFate "fighting"

[AKA-38CAUTION]

I been gone in BBS for 5 months and ya still sucking each other cocks?

[SolidAirgasm]

Aww hell yea

Make him cum

[DamnedByFate]

At 6/6/22 03:25 PM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: I been gone in BBS for 5 months and ya still sucking each other cocks?

In over 20 years, we never did anything else.

[justdio09]

the good ending

[DrunkGecko]

At 6/6/22 10:45 PM, justdio09 wrote: the good ending

The wood bending

[justdio09]

ill be the referee, ill lay out the rules, you have to show me your weiner weapon before you fight, name calling is fine but yo mama jokes are too far and whoever wins gets the princess's hand

[DamnedByFate]

At 6/6/22 10:46 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 6/6/22 10:45 PM, justdio09 wrote: the good ending

The wood bending

The wood breaking.

[AKA-38CAUTION]

At 6/6/22 05:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 6/6/22 03:25 PM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: I been gone in BBS for 5 months and ya still sucking each other cocks?

In over 20 years, we never did anything else.

I legit thought you move on to doing something else like real life and shit

thanks god that wasn't the case

[DamnedByFate]

At 6/7/22 10:21 AM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote:

At 6/6/22 05:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 6/6/22 03:25 PM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: I been gone in BBS for 5 months and ya still sucking each other cocks?

In over 20 years, we never did anything else.

I legit thought you move on to doing something else like real life and shit
thanks god that wasn't the case

Given the choice between NG and real life, only a fucking idiot would choose real life.

[AKA-38CAUTION]

At 6/7/22 10:26 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 6/7/22 10:21 AM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote:

At 6/6/22 05:36 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 6/6/22 03:25 PM, AKA-38CAUTION wrote: I been gone in BBS for 5 months and ya still sucking each other cocks?

In over 20 years, we never did anything else.

I legit thought you move on to doing something else like real life and shit
thanks god that wasn't the case

Given the choice between NG and real life, only a fucking idiot would choose real life.

agreed

[altomare14]

i sense a war incoming

[AudioMachina22]

DBF sure knows what he's doing here on the forums... I'd never challenge him.

Don't

[DamnedByFate]

At 6/7/22 10:58 AM, altomare14 wrote: i sense a war incoming

Yes, a war as was had by the likes of the Sacred Band of Thebes, except we skip the fighting part.