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Best candy ever?

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You read the title. What (do you think) is the best candy you've ever tried? Curious.

For me, it's gotta be Twizzlers, Ovalteenies, and our local candies like Potchi (strawberry-milk sugary gummy agalmation), ube, and Choc-nut chocolate candies. What about you? Oh yeah, I forgot, Kinder Joys are great too. Don't you lecture me with your knowledge, I deserve to consume little kid candy no matter which age I am!


And oh by the way I also really like Swedish licorice. You know, the one that tastes like burnt tires. And yes I like the salted variant too. I'm a monster.

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 22:46:50


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 22:48:01


At 6/5/22 10:46 PM, poopypeter wrote: @wegra ass


That's not technically candy, but as long as it tastes good and makes you feel good...then I think?

As long as it tastes good, I guess you can keep on eatin' on... :>

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 22:49:07


At 6/5/22 10:47 PM, BitSweetChoco wrote: I would say...Skittles.


skittles are great too, love 'em. although I don't really eat them a lot these days, I prefer more subtle candies

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:17:07


The Albanese brand gummy bears


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:17:36


rolo's caramel and chocolate are always a great mix.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:36:58


At 6/5/22 10:46 PM, LarisB wrote: You read the title. What (do you think) is the best candy you've ever tried? Curious.

in terms of taste I'd say swedish fish, god I love swedish fish so much.


in terms cool factor I'd say zotz and poprocks. I have really fond memories of my dad introducing me to zotz and poprocks as a wee lad.


For me, it's gotta be Twizzlers, Ovalteenies, and our local candies like Potchi (strawberry-milk sugary gummy agalmation), ube, and Choc-nut chocolate candies.

ooo ye twizzlers are good too. I'm one of the few people in my family that likes black licorice.


Oh yeah, I forgot, Kinder Joys are great too.

that's chocolate not candy you dillweed!


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:39:02


At 6/5/22 11:36 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote:
At 6/5/22 10:46 PM, LarisB wrote: You read the title. What (do you think) is the best candy you've ever tried? Curious.
in terms of taste I'd say swedish fish, god I love swedish fish so much.

in terms cool factor I'd say zotz and poprocks. I have really fond memories of my dad introducing me to zotz and poprocks as a wee lad.

For me, it's gotta be Twizzlers, Ovalteenies, and our local candies like Potchi (strawberry-milk sugary gummy agalmation), ube, and Choc-nut chocolate candies.
ooo ye twizzlers are good too. I'm one of the few people in my family that likes black licorice.

Oh yeah, I forgot, Kinder Joys are great too.
that's chocolate not candy you dillweed!


I prefer to classify most sweets like chocolates as candy, to keep things simple. Is it incorrect? Yes. Is it convenient? Also yes! And oh my you like licorice too!??!?!?!??!?!

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:43:15


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:44:43


At 6/5/22 11:39 PM, LarisB wrote: I prefer to classify most sweets like chocolates as candy, to keep things simple. Is it incorrect? Yes. Is it convenient? Also yes!

aye, fair enough.


And oh my you like licorice too!??!?!?!??!?!

oh yea, specifically green and black licorice. also good & plenty are baller too.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:45:04


At 6/5/22 11:43 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:


that looks like something from https://youtu.be/fqRdorCGrGQ

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:48:02


At 6/5/22 11:43 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

I wanted to try that the second I saw PayMoneyWubby do it. it looks like fun, lmao.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:50:57


I like circus peanuts.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-05 23:54:34


just saying that everyone i know who has openly disliked sour gummy worms ended up with in prison for possession of child pornography


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 00:11:29


I'm quite fond of Butterfingers.

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 00:25:52


At 6/6/22 12:11 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: I'm quite fond of Butterfingers.


Butterfingers are AMAZING. I don't generally eat them anymore because they seem to not be sold in supermarkets in my country, but damn, they are amazing.

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 00:26:44


At 6/6/22 12:13 AM, Memoryhead wrote: shit dude, i love chocolate bars

milky ways, reese's fast break, 100 grand, those are the ones that come to mind first

also, peanut butter m&ms are like drugs

im not a big fan of fruit candy

i LOVE black licorice when its done right. there used to be a company that made real licorice hard candies and they were amazing. but i bought some once and it tastes like pure sugar, no herbaly-ness you get from actual good licorice


I remember trying 100 Grand once. I will always remember them as the sweetest SWEETEST things on Earth, and not in a good way.


Oooh, and peanut butter M&Ms? That sounds epic

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 00:27:42


At 6/5/22 11:50 PM, Zymbot wrote: I like circus peanuts.


n-no my childhood! GET IT AWAY! THE TASTE IS AWFUL!


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 00:31:09


chick-o-sticks


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 06:50:40


At 6/6/22 05:58 AM, Chezmond wrote: Anything that isn't that American crap. I'm sorry Americans but your chocolate is fucking vile


American chocolate isn't real chocolate. Seriously, it's official.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 07:33:32


butterfingers are the best imo but there is an argument to be made for ass



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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 07:45:02


I'm way more of caramel and mint candies.

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 08:34:51


At 6/6/22 07:33 AM, justdio09 wrote: butterfingers are the best imo but there is an argument to be made for ass


okay but hear me out why don't you combine butterfingers and ass together? we're going into uncharted territory here

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 08:37:37


gives new meaning to chocolate star fish



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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 08:40:21 (edited 2022-06-06 08:42:14)


I have a fondness for the texture of Chewits.

They taste bad, they have wasteful individual packaging, the packaging on each one often gets stuck to the sweet and requires getting hands sticky to remove it, usually you end up eating part of the packaging as it refuses to come off...


Basically they are terrible. But I eat things based on texture rather than taste and something about their texture is soothing and comforting so that is why I eat these sweets that are otherwise factually terrible.


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 08:57:33


loooon loooong man...

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 09:02:06


At 6/6/22 06:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/6/22 05:58 AM, Chezmond wrote: Anything that isn't that American crap. I'm sorry Americans but your chocolate is fucking vile
American chocolate isn't real chocolate. Seriously, it's official.


at least we don't have pie and mash shops as a popular food option


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 09:02:54


At 6/6/22 08:57 AM, DamnWei wrote: loooon loooong man...


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Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 09:07:33


At 6/6/22 09:02 AM, olskoo wrote:
At 6/6/22 06:50 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/6/22 05:58 AM, Chezmond wrote: Anything that isn't that American crap. I'm sorry Americans but your chocolate is fucking vile
American chocolate isn't real chocolate. Seriously, it's official.
at least we don't have pie and mash shops as a popular food option


Y'all's food in other countries are so fascinating. TIL that pie and mash is popular in London, and TIL that American chocolate tastes disgusting cuz one of the chemicals created during chocolate production is also present in vomit. Interesting.

Response to Best candy ever? 2022-06-06 12:52:26


i like Snickers and Mars bars just fine. just that my stomache really really hates milk these days.