My dad is better than your dad

[poopypeter]

My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

[Drazah]

My Dad blew up at the age of 10 by pouring gas on a bush and lighting it on fire, and is still alive.

Can your Dad do something stupid and survive?

[Wegra]

Yeah but does he work at NINTENDO!!!?!??

[WVDB]

My dad uh

[Peepers]

My mom is better than

Your mom and your dad too

She knows nutrition well

That's why I'm trim and lean

Because she cooks, she cleans

She lies, she says

I'm handsome

[detergent1]

[Vampfairyx]

My papa always spoils me because he is a drug dealer, and always gave me $500 to buy me shiny stuff.

[GlassPen123]

At 5/24/22 06:03 PM, Hazardous-Reptile wrote: My Dad blew up at the age of 10 by pouring gas on a bush and lighting it on fire, and is still alive...

[Taka]

At 5/24/22 06:01 PM, poopypeter wrote: My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

My dad is Ted Bundy

[Kiwi]

yeah daddy you like that shit?

[Minion777]

nuh uh

[Imlunchboxx]

Meh

[DamnWei]

true. my dad is a deadbeat owns nothing and leeches off me and my bro.... it's miracle i survived this long.

[Dopu]

This can’t be true my dad has a jeep

[poopypeter]

At 5/25/22 12:44 AM, Minion777 wrote: nuh uh

Yea huh

[poopypeter]

At 5/24/22 11:55 PM, Taka wrote:

At 5/24/22 06:01 PM, poopypeter wrote: My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

My dad is Ted Bundy

My dad killed Hitler

[DamnWei]

At 5/25/22 08:05 AM, poopypeter wrote:

At 5/24/22 11:55 PM, Taka wrote:

At 5/24/22 06:01 PM, poopypeter wrote: My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

My dad is Ted Bundy

My dad killed Hitler

yeah but did he kill baby hitler!

[BUM-DRILLER]

At 5/24/22 06:01 PM, poopypeter wrote: My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

Oh yeah well my dad owns more liquid assets

[All-American-Badass]

[Tritnew]

My dad has one long crinkled ape finger. Beat that, fucker.

[DamnedByFate]

At 5/24/22 06:01 PM, poopypeter wrote: My dad owns 8 cars a tank and 12 houses

My dad will lead your dad to the guillotine.