I'm putting a team together...

[Zymbot]

We're gonna bust in there and get that cheese.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese/

[TheShokBlok]

That's where all the cheese comes from

[FullOnWave]

We're gonna have to unite the Newgrounds equivalent of the Avengers

[CrockettDK]

I know the guys we’d need

[BUM-DRILLER]

Count me in. 🧀 = 🐁 = 😻

Osceola Cheese Company is located at 3700 MO-13, Osceola, MO 64776

They offer free tours. This is our ticket. We disguise ourselves as tourists, take pictures of everything except the cheese.

CCTV blind spots, underground garages where the trucks enter, guard count.

Don’t worry about maps, I can find blueprints at city hall. FOIA, you see. I’ll devise us a route.

[Positron832]

I know bash commands so I can easily hack whatever needs to be hacked. Count me in too!

[vater-roboter]

You need another team to get a lot of bread for some massive grilled cheese sandwiches. Unless you just want to fry it as-is.

[DamnedByFate]

At 5/24/22 11:26 AM, Zymbot wrote: We're gonna bust in there and get that cheese.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese/

So, is this an official mercenary contract or what?

[wonkypaws]

what are we doing with the cheese once we’ve got it

[Thinglet]

I’m a wild card but by God you’ll want me on your deck

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

[FamicomBoy]

Sounds fun, I'm in!

[FUNKbrs]

At 5/24/22 01:11 PM, wonkypaws wrote: what are we doing with the cheese once we’ve got it

It's called a cheese fountain, and I know exactly what I'm gonna fondue with it.

[Gamewiz]

At 5/24/22 01:11 PM, wonkypaws wrote: what are we doing with the cheese once we’ve got it

What are you, a cop or somethin'?

[wonkypaws]

At 5/24/22 05:53 PM, Gamewiz wrote:

At 5/24/22 01:11 PM, wonkypaws wrote: what are we doing with the cheese once we’ve got it

What are you, a cop or somethin'?

maybe… but i also could not be, you’d never know

[detergent1]

I'm in!

[Belthagor]

At 5/24/22 11:26 AM, Zymbot wrote: We're gonna bust in there and get that cheese.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese/

I'll bring the crackers for it and pretzels as well.

[Belthagor]

At 5/24/22 07:26 PM, Belthagor wrote:

At 5/24/22 11:26 AM, Zymbot wrote: We're gonna bust in there and get that cheese.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese/

I'll bring the crackers for it and pretzels as well.

In all seriousness, fortunately we have learned something interesting. The Government likes cheese, so if you ever talk to someone there... bring them expensive cheese.

[WVDB]

Wh

[WVDB]

At 5/24/22 11:29 AM, FullOnWave wrote: We're gonna have to unite the Newgrounds equivalent of the Avengers

I'm Onomathophea.

[Megacyber]

HELL YEAH COUNT ME IN BABY!

[SignMyPetition]

Me and

We're in

[PeachyPop77]

Sign me up bestie

[AmericanMuscleHead]

I'm in

[Mic285]

Ask Him if he wanted to join in

[Yomuchan]

At 5/24/22 11:26 AM, Zymbot wrote: We're gonna bust in there and get that cheese.

https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/hundreds-of-feet-below-missouri-sits-a-14billionpound-store-of-government-cheese/

You lookin' for a driver? I can pilot anything from a unicycle to an Evangelion unit.

[NitroOrient]

I'm 100% in.

[M1n1Cat]

I'm in dude's. With that much cheese I can accomplish my dark rituals.

[Imlunchboxx]

fight thru the 1/4 inch and get the bre

[SOUP101]

Gromit, weve forgotten the Crack!

DU-DUNN

DU-DUNNN