is it gay to massage the popcorn bag prior to microwaving?
question on sexuality
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At 5/16/22 12:59 PM, Piss wrote: is it gay to massage the popcorn bag prior to microwaving?
Yes. It's stupid and uncool.
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it always seemed the popcorn enjoyed it a little too much
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At 5/16/22 01:07 PM, GJMARS wrote: I disagree in fact I’d argue that it is mandatory that the popcorn is massaged before microwaving because why the frick not. In terms of it being gay though, I believe it is whatever you want it to be. If it’s gay to some, cool. If it’s not gay to some, cool. But it sure as hell isn’t stupid or uncool.
Well, it's certainly not homosexual: As in, same-sex-ual.
Popcorn is not a person.
And it cannot consent.
Maybe you’re stupid and uncool. >:(
So what if I'm a slow learner who doesn't give a fuck about trends?
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At 5/16/22 01:16 PM, Painbringer wrote:At 5/16/22 01:07 PM, GJMARS wrote: I disagree in fact I’d argue that it is mandatory that the popcorn is massaged before microwaving because why the frick not. In terms of it being gay though, I believe it is whatever you want it to be. If it’s gay to some, cool. If it’s not gay to some, cool. But it sure as hell isn’t stupid or uncool.Well, it's certainly not homosexual: As in, same-sex-ual.
Popcorn is not a person.
And it cannot consent.
Maybe you’re stupid and uncool. >:(So what if I'm a slow learner who doesn't give a fuck about trends?
you don't think popcorn is a same-sex snack?
doesnt matter, youre eating busted nuts anyway
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At 5/16/22 01:20 PM, Piss wrote: you don't think popcorn is a same-sex snack?
Everyone likes it. So it's pansexual.
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At 5/16/22 01:22 PM, Notakin wrote: doesnt matter, youre eating busted nuts anyway
busted corns
like the ones on my feet
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At 5/16/22 12:59 PM, Piss wrote: is it gay to massage the popcorn bag prior to microwaving?
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At 5/16/22 01:37 PM, Chdonga wrote: It's not gay enough
You know what would actually make popcorn gay?
If everyone jizzed on it.
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