i got a burnt brownie in my butt oven and my contractions are starting
At 5/6/22 12:34 AM, Piss wrote: i bake frozen foods and premade dough
That's still good! I like a good easy snack every now and then!
No.
I want to. But the last time I remember trying to bake my Banana Bread was flatter than my Ass.
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At 5/6/22 12:34 AM, Piss wrote: i bake frozen foods and premade dough
+1
frozen pizzas ftw
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Sure, sausages. baked beans, chicken, pizza, potatoes, dinner stuff like that
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no and no. My cookies never turn out good. I always burn them
At 5/6/22 12:03 AM, ShayInator wrote: Do you like to bake? No, not get baked.
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i dont really like ovens. i dont like having a thing in your house that heats up to a thousand degrees, it just seems weird
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Sometimes. I make apple and pecan pie occasionally
Rarely I’ll bake bread
At 5/6/22 12:13 AM, Tritnew wrote: I don't bake but I do get baked.
This I do more frequently
I cook stuff in the oven, but that's not really baking.
Baking is like, proper bread things.
Closest I come to that is canned biscuits.
I do make a lot of stuff in the oven, though, but I wouldn't call that baking.
At 5/6/22 05:58 AM, PudgieDaFrog wrote: no and no. My cookies never turn out good. I always burn them
People cook cookies?
You're supposed to just eat the dough.
Don't worry about those eggs in the dough. Eggs don't go bad in mayonaise.
I haven't ruined perfectly good cookie dough by cooking it in years.
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When I had free and responsible time for myself, I would bake the school's own cookies (I took a cooking course at High School), peanut butter cookies (from Kraft), my own Rice Krispies (they're really good), and Full Chicken so far. I wanted to try something different, but I don't have the time anymore... The next thing that I wanted to cook is my own poutine, if I had the time for it (I got the tools and some ingredients that I needed to make it).
At 5/6/22 06:56 AM, JizzyJazz wrote: i dont really like ovens. i dont like having a thing in your house that heats up to a thousand degrees, it just seems weird
But it's sexy! JUST LOOK AT HOW HOT IT IS! GOD THAT'S SO HOT!!! OH MY GOD IT BURNS BECAUSE OF HOW SEXY IT IS!!! WAIT ARE THOSE MY BONES!?!?
Only things outside of meat and casserole type dishes(I just made a ridiculously great ziti) I've baked are cornbread and banana bread.(a few months ago I did a peanut butter banana bread with chocolate chips & peanut butter chips)
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At 5/6/22 09:59 PM, ZomAlien wrote: Honestly. Yes.
I can bake really good pastries.
are you actually an alien
At 5/6/22 10:03 PM, Piss wrote:At 5/6/22 09:59 PM, ZomAlien wrote: Honestly. Yes.are you actually an alien
I can bake really good pastries.
Yes.
I have a oven in my spaceship, so I sometimes cook whenever I'm not probing or trolling the U.S. Airforce.
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Baking is like the only form of cooking that I enjoy and sweets n' snacks are the only thing I don't have a problem eating excessively, sorta like that one Goth Angel chick everyone fauns over but on some dangerously skinny dude who's probably banned from both Heaven and Hell at this point. Essentially when it comes to it I'll fucking start making cakes, cookies, pies, all that good shit when I can, homemade frosting to boot. Favorite snack of mine to bake is Chocolate Cakes, simple and yet addictive, but at some point I wanna start baking more pies since pies with fruit is some of the best thing there is.
At 5/6/22 10:48 PM, JerseyWildcard wrote: Actually yes.
Behold my donut-looking Bundt cake.
omg how are you supposed to even dunk that thing