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I'm very straight.

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I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 21:58:47


And I feel like if anyone gay were to come near me I'm afraid that they will turn me gay


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:01:08



Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.

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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:07:26


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Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:11:08 (edited 2022-04-04 22:11:36)


I used to be straight, then I was bit by a radioactive gay man. Now I’m bi.


It’s a real danger


Good times good times good times good times

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:11:54


Gay wizards are real, dude.

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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:17:23


Yeah, straight up gay


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:27:47


At 4/4/22 10:11 PM, Meatlord1 wrote: Gay wizards are real, dude.


Gandalf the G(r)ay


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-04 22:43:56


At 4/4/22 10:11 PM, Meatlord1 wrote: Gay wizards are real, dude.


I say that gay wizard holding a cock broom

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 11:20:51


And you came to Newgrounds? That's like being allergic to bees and punching beehives!

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 11:39:21


When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.


I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.


Or did I?...


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 13:28:51


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 14:05:23


me and my friend during a sleepover thought it'd be a good idea to play with each other's penis and to lick them too...

neither of us cared too much for it


then i discovered the internet and discovered femboys and that was the end of my heterosexuality


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 15:15:07


At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...


Looking back, I should have let it progress further.


He wasn't shy about showing off his penis either. I think he was trying to send me signals.

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 15:26:55


are you sure about that? this reverse card proves that you are gay like everyone else.iu_596660_8476900.png


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-05 17:44:02


You're as straight as I am.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 12:06:52


At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...


At the very least you became an awesome kisser


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 12:50:13


At 4/9/22 12:06 PM, Luis wrote:
At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...
At the very least you became an awesome kisser


I was also fooling around with my girl cousin around that same time period. Went further than just kissing.


I don't remember pursuing any of this. It just kinda happened to me.


I must have been a cute kid.

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 12:54:09


At 4/9/22 12:50 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 4/9/22 12:06 PM, Luis wrote:
At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...
At the very least you became an awesome kisser
I was also fooling around with my girl cousin around that same time period. Went further than just kissing.

I don't remember pursuing any of this. It just kinda happened to me.

I must have been a cute kid.


Boy what the hell boy

That's incest

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 12:57:09


At 4/9/22 12:54 PM, Jatmoz wrote:
At 4/9/22 12:50 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 4/9/22 12:06 PM, Luis wrote:
At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...
At the very least you became an awesome kisser
I was also fooling around with my girl cousin around that same time period. Went further than just kissing.

I don't remember pursuing any of this. It just kinda happened to me.

I must have been a cute kid.
Boy what the hell boy
That's incest


No shit.

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 14:13:40


At 4/9/22 12:50 PM, Zymbot wrote:
At 4/9/22 12:06 PM, Luis wrote:
At 4/5/22 11:39 AM, Zymbot wrote: When I was a kid I hung out with another boy on my block who wanted to make out with me all the time.

I went along with it, and I didn't become gay.

Or did I?...
At the very least you became an awesome kisser
I was also fooling around with my girl cousin around that same time period. Went further than just kissing.

I don't remember pursuing any of this. It just kinda happened to me.

I must have been a cute kid.


Makes for a good chapter in your autobiography I guess


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 14:18:59


At 4/5/22 02:05 PM, anymany wrote: me and my friend during a sleepover thought it'd be a good idea to play with each other's penis and to lick them too...
neither of us cared too much for it

then i discovered the internet and discovered femboys and that was the end of my heterosexuality

I think you got the causation and correlation wrong.


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 15:06:28


if they had the power to turn you gay woudlnt that mean youre moreso gay and not all that straight? anyways dont be afraid wegra why dont you smoke a blunt of weed chronic sometime and forget the worries of this world?


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 17:11:25


At 4/4/22 10:17 PM, FullOnWave wrote: Yeah, straight up gay


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 17:20:53


At 4/9/22 02:18 PM, Gimmick wrote:
At 4/5/22 02:05 PM, anymany wrote: me and my friend during a sleepover thought it'd be a good idea to play with each other's penis and to lick them too...
neither of us cared too much for it

then i discovered the internet and discovered femboys and that was the end of my heterosexuality
I think you got the causation and correlation wrong.


don't make me come there and suck you dry to prove my hypothesis


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 18:34:24


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Femboy Wegra Moment


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 18:41:14


At 4/9/22 06:34 PM, KillerRATband wrote:
Femboy Wegra Moment


I could possibly see wegra as a emo

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 18:46:30


At 4/9/22 06:41 PM, argile wrote: I could possibly see wegra as a emo


femboy*


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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 18:54:06


At 4/5/22 01:28 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:


still question how many "god dammit Wegra" images do you have in your gallery


I make art, check this cat

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Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 18:56:26


At 4/9/22 06:46 PM, KillerRATband wrote:
At 4/9/22 06:41 PM, argile wrote: I could possibly see wegra as a emo
femboy*


Hmm, well you definitely made his lips more kissable looking 😉

Response to I'm very straight. 2022-04-09 21:52:58


At 4/4/22 09:58 PM, Wegra wrote: And I feel like if anyone gay were to come near me I'm afraid that they will turn me gay


Hello(I am bi)