And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic.
What would you do?
You're playing EarthBound...
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At 3/26/22 05:47 PM, Tritnew wrote: And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic.
What would you do?
Challenge him to a dance off
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At 3/26/22 05:47 PM, Tritnew wrote: And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic.
What would you do?
Turn off the game and admit to the police that I Broke Mr. Dinks expensive grill
Queer Starscream
The Final Fantasy 4 Free Enterprise randomiser swaps the final boss sprite to a random custom made sprite, it is a fun touch that could see other games like this doing too.
There is no game, Douglath. Now suffer.
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At 3/26/22 06:29 PM, JizzyJazz wrote: There is no game, Douglath. Now suffer.
Now Ness and friends have to suffer the wrath of the Dink.
Notorious internet cunt
My old username was StaticSkull
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At 3/26/22 09:41 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: let dink sink into my stink
That would surely please him.
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does he start bleeding hyper-realistic blood?
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At 3/26/22 05:47 PM, Tritnew wrote: And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic.
What would you do?
Never heard of this game
When it comes to the Earthbound series there's only one answer to all of the psychic problems
At 3/26/22 10:56 PM, Sparkey10984 wrote: does he start bleeding hyper-realistic blood?
And he kills you, yes.
At 3/27/22 12:38 AM, GameTrek wrote: You see that scene in "They Live" where the young adult African American kid is staring at store shop with Cowboys
at a Rodeo admiring it. The purpose of that scene was to note how US just came out of the Civil-rights movements and headed into the "White-Washing" called the "Commercial 80's" AKA "Coca-Cola" girl being sold. Then again they show a bunch of homeless people watching a fashion show featuring "excess" creations" ( high-fashion ) that is unrealistic. That is basically what Doug and every animation until the internet came along.
At 3/26/22 05:47 PM, Tritnew wrote: And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic.
What would you do?
"YOU BROKE MY GRILL!?!?!"
At 4/17/22 07:09 AM, SteveAdmin wrote:At 3/26/22 05:47 PM, Tritnew wrote: And everything is completely normal, you get to the end of the game and encounter Porky like usual. But Instead of Ness' face appearing in the sphere, it's Mr. Dink from Doug looking scary and demonic."YOU BROKE MY GRILL!?!?!"
What would you do?
I never fucking finished Earthbound because of how shit it is. Yes, it's a cool game, but it's severely unpolished and just messy to navigate in. Itoi's only good game was Mother 3, really.
As for the fight with Lord Dink, you just need to cast Break Grill Ω a bunch of times and dump all your counters on Ness while occasionally hitting Porky.
Check current mood, cool music!
At 4/17/22 09:35 AM, WendigoVDB wrote: I never fucking finished Earthbound because of how shit it is. Yes, it's a cool game, but it's severely unpolished and just messy to navigate in. Itoi's only good game was Mother 3, really.
As for the fight with Lord Dink, you just need to cast Break Grill Ω a bunch of times and dump all your counters on Ness while occasionally hitting Porky.
I beat all three games and I find myself going back to EarthBound much more outta them all. The gameplay is better and less grind heavy, the humor is weird but charming and I didn't find myself having a hard time navigating it besides the annoying monkey caves.
Mother 3 has an amazing story but I hated being forced to grind at certain points, and EarthBound Beginnings is a grind fest through and through.
In other words, EarthBound isn't shit IMO. I have the least amount of problems with it.
