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Why shave

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Why shave 2022-03-04 16:20:37


What is even wrong with beard anyway?

Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 16:30:49


There is nothing wrong with beard unless your beard is ultra patchy and makes you look like you need to stay 500 feet away from a school


so I shave


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 16:59:46


Can't grow a beard, but can grow enough for an ultra shitty stubble.


Truly, I am suffering.


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 17:02:06


I dislike feeling hair on my face when I touch it.

Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 17:54:09


He who hath no beard is less than a man.


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 19:30:14


I like to rip my pubes out and scream like Tarzan

At 3/4/22 04:30 PM, FinaLee wrote: There is nothing wrong with beard unless your beard is ultra patchy and makes you look like you need to stay 500 feet away from a school

so I shave


Same


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 19:32:49


If you're a big fat guy it hides your double chin.


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 19:38:53


I don’t like hair. It’s course, and rough, and gets everywhere. That’s why I try and only have hair on my head and other head.


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Response to Why shave 2022-03-04 20:03:49


i don't want to be called a neckbeard


its time of the year

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