WW3 is taking too long

[MuramasasEdge]

How to start World War 3.

1. Incite russian circlejerking

2. Broadcast said circlejerking

3. Join in on said broadcasted circlejerking

Let's enjoy world war 3 when it starts. We have a golden opportunity here to partake in a global affair.

[Yomuchan]

At 3/3/22 05:45 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: How to start World War 3.
1. Incite russian circlejerking
2. Broadcast said circlejerking
3. Join in on said broadcasted circlejerking

Let's enjoy world war 3 when it starts. We have a golden opportunity here to partake in a global affair.

You missed it. WW3 was between Iran and the US in 2020.

It went something like this.

[DamnedByFate]

Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

[Curtains-Joe]

Russia is too self-defeating and a pain to invade we need a better enemy than that.

[BUM-DRILLER]

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, Curta1nsJoebychoice wrote: Russia is too self-defeating and a pain to invade we need a better enemy than that.

Invade Silicon Valley

[Curtains-Joe]

At 3/3/22 07:39 AM, BUM-DRILLER wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, Curta1nsJoebychoice wrote: Russia is too self-defeating and a pain to invade we need a better enemy than that.

Invade Silicon Valley

Good plan

[Zymbot]

Maybe Superman can talk Putin down.

[AudioMachina22]

I like russians, but I can't say what Putins motives really are... it's downright confusing.

[Aistis]

nah guys, fuck that

Russia's right on our border

unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

[AudioMachina22]

At 3/3/22 11:43 AM, DiskCrash wrote: nah guys, fuck that
Russia's right on our border
unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

I really hope this won't lead to some global disaster. I'm not really into wars... and besides, I don't want to participate in real battles. We can take that in games.

Call me a chicken or w/e, no one wants to die in war. That must be really horrible

[Aistis]

At 3/3/22 12:09 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 11:43 AM, DiskCrash wrote: nah guys, fuck that
Russia's right on our border
unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

I really hope this won't lead to some global disaster. I'm not really into wars... and besides, I don't want to participate in real battles. We can take that in games.

Call me a chicken or w/e, no one wants to die in war. That must be really horrible

lol I don't think anybody with even some hint of intelligence would call you a chicken for not wanting a war where millions or maybe even billions of people would have to suffer 🔫🔫🔫

[AudioMachina22]

At 3/3/22 12:13 PM, DiskCrash wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:09 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 11:43 AM, DiskCrash wrote: nah guys, fuck that
Russia's right on our border
unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

I really hope this won't lead to some global disaster. I'm not really into wars... and besides, I don't want to participate in real battles. We can take that in games.

Call me a chicken or w/e, no one wants to die in war. That must be really horrible

lol I don't think anybody with even some hint of intelligence would call you a chicken for not wanting a war where millions or maybe even billions of people would have to suffer 🔫🔫🔫

getting nuked in games may be funny, or nuking other people, but getting nuked IRL... bleh. Must sux

[Aistis]

At 3/3/22 12:38 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:13 PM, DiskCrash wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:09 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 11:43 AM, DiskCrash wrote: nah guys, fuck that
Russia's right on our border
unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

I really hope this won't lead to some global disaster. I'm not really into wars... and besides, I don't want to participate in real battles. We can take that in games.

Call me a chicken or w/e, no one wants to die in war. That must be really horrible

lol I don't think anybody with even some hint of intelligence would call you a chicken for not wanting a war where millions or maybe even billions of people would have to suffer 🔫🔫🔫

getting nuked in games may be funny, or nuking other people, but getting nuked IRL... bleh. Must sux

idk man, looks funky

[GlassPen123]

At 3/3/22 05:45 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: How to start World War 3.
1. Incite russian circlejerking
2. Broadcast said circlejerking
3. Join in on said broadcasted circlejerking

Let's enjoy world war 3 when it starts. We have a golden opportunity here to partake in a global affair.

ADD ME TO SCREENCAP LMAO

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/3/22 12:53 PM, DiskCrash wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:38 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:13 PM, DiskCrash wrote:

At 3/3/22 12:09 PM, AudioMachina22 wrote:

At 3/3/22 11:43 AM, DiskCrash wrote: nah guys, fuck that
Russia's right on our border
unless they nuke you inst-dead 😘

I really hope this won't lead to some global disaster. I'm not really into wars... and besides, I don't want to participate in real battles. We can take that in games.

Call me a chicken or w/e, no one wants to die in war. That must be really horrible

lol I don't think anybody with even some hint of intelligence would call you a chicken for not wanting a war where millions or maybe even billions of people would have to suffer 🔫🔫🔫

getting nuked in games may be funny, or nuking other people, but getting nuked IRL... bleh. Must sux

idk man, looks funky

Once thermal blast and concussion have reduced you to the size, shape, and color of a McDonald's hamburger patty, irradiating you as well would be incredibly superfluous.

[Ronald-McDonald-LoL]

At 3/3/22 10:19 AM, Zymbot wrote: Maybe Superman can talk Putin down.

Man this shit would be over so fast if Superman gave him the Ole Falcon Punch. What are they gonna do? He's goddamn Superman.

[Peepers]

At 3/3/22 10:19 AM, Zymbot wrote: Maybe Superman can talk Putin down.

If Nicholas Cage can't do it, no one can.

[MrSignmeout]

load times to rival left 4 dead 2

[SignMyPetition]

Let's not hassle folks, it still ain't WWIII but, take Cold War II instead

[ngman7]

To the OP:

you want WWIII to break out? WHY?

[ngman7]

At 3/3/22 10:19 AM, Zymbot wrote: Maybe Superman can talk Putin down.

Who's the dude standing behind Putin?

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/4/22 01:06 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 08:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

We beat the shit out of you and you know it you damn kraut. Don't deny it.

The Russians beat the shit out of us. You wanted to join in on the fun when there was no shit left in us.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/4/22 05:58 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 01:06 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 08:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

We beat the shit out of you and you know it you damn kraut. Don't deny it.

The Russians beat the shit out of us. You wanted to join in on the fun when there was no shit left in us.

And guess who directly funded and helped out the establish the soviet union. Protip: it wasn't a ragtag team of misfit revolutionaries entirely on their own.

If you want to take credit for Stalin's one good deed, then you also have to take the blame for all of his atrocities.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/4/22 06:07 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:02 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:58 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 01:06 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 08:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

We beat the shit out of you and you know it you damn kraut. Don't deny it.

The Russians beat the shit out of us. You wanted to join in on the fun when there was no shit left in us.

And guess who directly funded and helped out the establish the soviet union. Protip: it wasn't a ragtag team of misfit revolutionaries entirely on their own.

If you want to take credit for Stalin's one good deed, then you also have to take the blame for all of his atrocities.

Sure, the day you admit communism is a failed experiment that will never work out.

You are aware that the website you're using has for its slogan "everything by everyone", aren't you? Clearly it's working out fine for us.

[UVSoaked]

So brave.

[BUM-DRILLER]

Long explanation made short, globalists have no need for full-scale war anymore.

Small, yet permanent conflicts in places like Vietnam or Iraq give daddy war bucks / politicians doing insider trading, more money in the long run.

Soldiers in the 21st century may as well be called heavily-armed employees.

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/4/22 06:19 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:15 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:07 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:02 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:58 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 01:06 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 08:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.

Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

We beat the shit out of you and you know it you damn kraut. Don't deny it.

The Russians beat the shit out of us. You wanted to join in on the fun when there was no shit left in us.

And guess who directly funded and helped out the establish the soviet union. Protip: it wasn't a ragtag team of misfit revolutionaries entirely on their own.

If you want to take credit for Stalin's one good deed, then you also have to take the blame for all of his atrocities.

Sure, the day you admit communism is a failed experiment that will never work out.

You are aware that the website you're using has for its slogan "everything by everyone", aren't you? Clearly it's working out fine for us.

And yet it's alive and thriving through the means of capitalism.

I'd disagree. If anything, capitalism keeps trying to murder NG.

[Hallucinogen2]

At 3/4/22 01:00 AM, ngman7 wrote:

At 3/3/22 10:19 AM, Zymbot wrote: Maybe Superman can talk Putin down.

Who's the dude standing behind Putin?

steaming joe

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/4/22 06:26 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:25 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:19 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:15 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:07 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 06:02 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:58 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 05:23 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/4/22 01:06 PM, lightningcarp wrote:

At 3/4/22 08:35 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 3/3/22 06:16 PM, lightningcarp wrote: At 3/3/22 06:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

Bollocks, it only counts as a "world war" if Germany starts it.
Actually, it's only a world war when america gets up to kick some more kraut ass.

No, America claiming the spoils for someone else's victory is nothing special.

We beat the shit out of you and you know it you damn kraut. Don't deny it.

The Russians beat the shit out of us. You wanted to join in on the fun when there was no shit left in us.

And guess who directly funded and helped out the establish the soviet union. Protip: it wasn't a ragtag team of misfit revolutionaries entirely on their own.

If you want to take credit for Stalin's one good deed, then you also have to take the blame for all of his atrocities.

Sure, the day you admit communism is a failed experiment that will never work out.

You are aware that the website you're using has for its slogan "everything by everyone", aren't you? Clearly it's working out fine for us.

And yet it's alive and thriving through the means of capitalism.

I'd disagree. If anything, capitalism keeps trying to murder NG.

The ISPs and hosts aren't going to let tom keep up newgrounds for free.

And that is precisely capitalism's fault.