14 days later and still no bombs dropped... what to do, what to do? How about PLAY WITH DEAD BABIES! yay, not only are dead babies fun for the whole family, but they are good for you too! smash them, mash them, wear them and tear them. They're funny, they're stinky they are what all the cool kids are playing with. And face it, if you don't play with dead babies, your friends are probably gonna make fun of you, and maybe even question your sexuality. So stop being such a fag boy (or girl) and go out there and get some 100% grade A dead babies! Free! in the new Dead Baby section of NG! hooo rah!

And for those of you who are getting sick of this dead baby crap (like me) I bring you Comics galore! Comics about poop, death, blood, guts, Jesus and child abuse. Yes, folks, it doesn't get any better then Cry for help comics when it comes to stuff you would rather not look at. So check them out damn it!

Oh and for those of you sending me dead baby pics, (made with the new dead baby dress up 4!!), PLEASE remember I only accept entries that were edited in an art program not just a screen shot of what you made, I can't stress that enough.. and have the entries in by Oct. 7th.
Thanks
-Edmund

I leave you with this well known Quote:
"you cant teach a dead baby new tricks, but if you leave it behind a dumpster for a day or two it will learn to harvest maggots all by itself" -Edmund McMillen

At 9/24/01 03:54 AM, Bluebaby wrote: 14 days later and still no bombs dropped... what to do, what to do? How about PLAY WITH DEAD BABIES!

Finally, kinship.. one as insane as myself.. Gratification felt is beyond measure, rest assured.

You're a true faggot. I hope any small children or babies that are related to you die. Maybe then you'll see how stupid you are..

SWEEET

THIS IS FOR YOU AMERICAN FUCKERS
FROM THE REST OF THE WORLD,
YOU GUYS ARE LIVING UNDER PROPAGANDA

Richard Butler (former arms inspector) recently defined terrorism as the "indiscriminate use of homicide". Under this definition (and I am yet to hear a better one) it is hardly appropriate to say that the WTC attacks are the 'worst ever'. Does nobody remember the American attacks on Hiroshima and Nagisaki, which killed nearly 500,000 people in Hiroshima alone? Or the carpet-bombing of Cambodia (combined with the toll reaped by US backed Pol Pot this amounted to about 2,500,000 deaths)? Or, more recently, the millions of Iraqis that have died as a direct result of genocidal trade embargoes imposed primarily by the US and Britain? While most of us are shocked and appalled by the recent attacks, they are, by comparison with the US' own actions, merely a humble retaliation.

I realise that nobody wants to read facts like this, however, we are (as far as can be seen) about to see the US enter Afghanistan with guns blazing. Despite the fact that America has little hope of 'winning' such a conflict (compare the military successes of the two nations if you doubt this) it will cause still more innocent deaths and exasperate a situation which, if we are honest, was begun 50 years ago by the brutal, capitalistic foreign policy of the US. It is time to stop the inane, destructive, evil enterprise of global imperialism and sue for peace and tolerance, lest we (the Western World) generate a global environment that will destroy us all.

I do not, for the record, condone or endorse terrorism, but I am equally unable to accept the mentality of 'us and them', nor overlook the atrocities which led directly to the WTC attacks of 11th September. The only rational way forward is a complete rethink of international relations, a rethink that takes the time to consider the broader moral implications and not just the potential fiscal gains.

It's about time for a dead baby section :) I'm sure that there will be a load of the usual "you're a faggot" and "I hope you die" comments from idiots who don't seem to realise that Edmund is one of the best artists that contributes to NG (not to neglect his excellent site this is a cry for help).

Anyhoo, as I said before I'm liking the DBDU4. It's got sooo many parts, expect some new stuffs on your BBS and/or in your mailbox soon.

-Eggatron

At 9/24/01 10:30 AM, Eggatron wrote: It's about time for a dead baby section :) I'm sure that there will be a load of the usual "you're a faggot" and "I hope you die" comments from idiots who don't seem to realise that Edmund is one of the best artists that contributes to NG (not to neglect his excellent site this is a cry for help).

Anyhoo, as I said before I'm liking the DBDU4. It's got sooo many parts, expect some new stuffs on your BBS and/or in your mailbox soon.

-Eggatron

HOW?? HOW can you support him? Look @ the site.. dead babys?? Idiots... all of you...

I'm sick of hearing all this anti-american ranting. Can't you bastards from foreign countries let us mourn and avenge our people's deaths in peace? You're not intelligent sounding, no matter how many numbers or statistics you pull out of the air. Christ!

Sincerely,
--ryan

Hmmmm ill try the section now thanks =D

usa should bomb those bastards... Speaking of the new collection its funny

At 9/24/01 11:48 AM, DavidG16k1 wrote: HOW?? HOW can you support him? Look @ the site.. dead babys?? Idiots... all of you...

How? well lets see. His site is full of amazing artwork and comics. I said it before already in this thread and it looks like I'm going to ahve to say it again: Edmund is one of the best artists that contributes to NG. There are only a few others that have their very own individual style. Have you seen "Destination Egg"? Do you class that as sick? Well you probably would with your nice closed mind that you seem to have.

If what Edmund did was so wrong, why would he be posting on the NG main page? Do you think that Tom lets anyone do that? No. Read the first line of this and you'll see that even Tom Fulp is a fan of his work. You don't like it? That's your choice. Everyone has their own opinions, just don't go complaining because your's differs from others.

At 9/24/01 03:54 AM, Bluebaby wrote: 14 days later and still no bombs dropped... what to do, what to do? How about PLAY WITH DEAD BABIES! yay, not only are dead babies fun for the whole family, but they are good for you too! smash them, mash them, wear them and tear them. They're funny, they're stinky they are what all the cool kids are playing with. And face it, if you don't play with dead babies, your friends are probably gonna make fun of you, and maybe even question your sexuality. So stop being such a fag boy (or girl) and go out there and get some 100% grade A dead babies! Free! in the new Dead Baby section of NG! hooo rah!

And for those of you who are getting sick of this dead baby crap (like me) I bring you Comics galore! Comics about poop, death, blood, guts, Jesus and child abuse. Yes, folks, it doesn't get any better then Cry for help comics when it comes to stuff you would rather not look at. So check them out damn it!

Oh and for those of you sending me dead baby pics, (made with the new dead baby dress up 4!!), PLEASE remember I only accept entries that were edited in an art program not just a screen shot of what you made, I can't stress that enough.. and have the entries in by Oct. 7th.
Thanks
-Edmund

I leave you with this well known Quote:
"you cant teach a dead baby new tricks, but if you leave it behind a dumpster for a day or two it will learn to harvest maggots all by itself" -Edmund McMillen

fuck...can someone tellllll me plz where to get a good flash animation maker for mac... Im good at this shit but i aint got one

2 jokes :

Q: how do you get 100 dead babys into a telephone booth?

A: A blender
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Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tostitos

as for your quote. i think that was pretty nasty and obscure. But Hey what the hell do i know. War isn't really good because people die and right now i don't think we need any body else dieing from war threats or terroist bombings. yes i know somethign has to be done and i agree. bomb bin laden

wtf? why would you want to dress up a dead baby???

At 9/24/01 06:11 PM, ComputerGye wrote: wtf? why would you want to dress up a dead baby???

Nevermind Edmund, he's just some jackass trying to get attention by being "shocking".

At 9/24/01 05:11 PM, iron-chef wrote: 2 jokes :

Q: how do you get 100 dead babys into a telephone booth?

A: A blender
-----------------------------------------------------
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Tostitos

more jokes..
http://www.htmlgear.lycos.com/text/control.text?u=bboysapp&i=1&a=render&style=list

Aren't the babies fake, I guess I will have to see, if they are real....then Bluebaby, there are whitecoats coming for you.

I'm really getting tired of all this dead baby crap. Yeah, it was funny for a little while and it supplied me with some good jokes to really gross out my friends and make them think I'm sick and twisted... But the joke has passed and now it's done. Let it die. (The same goes to all you at Eidos who won't let the cash cow Lara Croft die! It wasn't enough for you to make two great games, was it? No, you had to go and make even more games which sucked ass and a movie which sucked more ass than I ever thought possible! You ruined her! *Sobs*)

Oh, and also... I've noticed a very disturbing new trend on Newgrounds and several of its affiliate sites: porn. Yeah, I love porn as much as the next guy. But when I feel the urge to go spank my little uncircumsized monkey, I'm gonna head over to TeamAsian.com or something similar. I'm definitely not going to click on some stupid banner ad which has fake filenames on it thinking, "Oh wow! Britney Spears' nipple slip! And Dark Angel's ass! I gotta go see that!" or perhaps see 11 little naked women with the words "Free* Amateur Porn! *Not actually free." And I'm sure as hell not going to go to a warez site or Counter-Strike, hoping somebody will spray their nekkid (read: fake) J-Lo/Britney lesbo pic.

I don't know who is responsible for getting this shit on NG, but I say it's a VERY bad call. All you're going to do is rapidly degrade Newgrounds even more until we've got one more big huge warez site without any actual warez added to the thousands already out there. It's bad enough that there's very little actual talent out there in the Portal anymore.

At 9/24/01 10:09 PM, PoopMuffin wrote: I'm really getting tired of all this dead baby crap. Yeah, it was funny for a little while and it supplied me with some good jokes to really gross out my friends and make them think I'm sick and twisted... But the joke has passed and now it's done. Let it die. (The same goes to all you at Eidos who won't let the cash cow Lara Croft die! It wasn't enough for you to make two great games, was it? No, you had to go and make even more games which sucked ass and a movie which sucked more ass than I ever thought possible! You ruined her! *Sobs*)

Oh, and also... I've noticed a very disturbing new trend on Newgrounds and several of its affiliate sites: porn. Yeah, I love porn as much as the next guy. But when I feel the urge to go spank my little uncircumsized monkey, I'm gonna head over to TeamAsian.com or something similar. I'm definitely not going to click on some stupid banner ad which has fake filenames on it thinking, "Oh wow! Britney Spears' nipple slip! And Dark Angel's ass! I gotta go see that!" or perhaps see 11 little naked women with the words "Free* Amateur Porn! *Not actually free." And I'm sure as hell not going to go to a warez site or Counter-Strike, hoping somebody will spray their nekkid (read: fake) J-Lo/Britney lesbo pic.

I don't know who is responsible for getting this shit on NG, but I say it's a VERY bad call. All you're going to do is rapidly degrade Newgrounds even more until we've got one more big huge warez site without any actual warez added to the thousands already out there. It's bad enough that there's very little actual talent out there in the Portal anymore.

Psst, poopmuffin, nobody cares. Now sit back down like a good boy and shove it with walnuts, ugly.

Honestly Dude , I didn't know there was anybody in the world that had the exact taste in hummor as I did,

I salute you

*metal sign*

Fuck all the naysayers, CFH will rule the internet!!!

Yea man. this war will kick talibans ass.we could even bomb that saddam hussein mother fucker and get away with it. look what we did to the japanese. we once turned their country to a litter box.and such a small country like them.well... damn. i mean hey... if you wanna go to war with us. its not my problem cuz we'll flaten your asses. it'll be like ragdolls on fire. literally.

Hate them dead babies. Kick em out of NG. Out with the shittie, in with the, umh... new movies? Hmmm...

aaaargh!!

stupid, stupid, stupid.

EDMUND IS GOD!

Anyone that disagres gets kicked in the junk.

This is what i think is the biggest problem at Newgrounds, THE DAMN PEOPLE WHO MAKE STICK ANIMATIONS WITH THE BIGGEST BRUSH (any brush for that matter) AND JUST MAKE UM SAY SOMETHING LIKE OH DEAR, I SEEM TO HAVE EATIN SOMETHING, THEN IT'S OVER! i think that is total crap, take a look at END OF STICK, or BOBBO EATS SOMETHING, i know im not EXCELLENT at animating, but i at least take more than 5 seconds, or 5 frames to do mine, i think tom fulp or at least SOMEONE should make this a rule, and get the person banned if they do it. i think this would stop the crappy/retarded movies that are coming in Newgrounds. Who agrees???

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