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Hello (18+)

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Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:42:53


Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.


P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:44:47


theres literally nothing funny about this anymore

you made the same thread about 83 times and nobody wants to fuck you

at first it was a joke, now you just come off as a desperate incel


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:45:16


At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.


Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:49:09


At 7/20/21 03:44 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: theres literally nothing funny about this anymore
you made the same thread about 83 times and nobody wants to fuck you
at first it was a joke, now you just come off as a desperate incel


you can react however you like, you know its true


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My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:49:09


At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!


I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:49:48


At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.


you dont want children, you just wanna jerk off to someone being pregnant


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:50:57


At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
you dont want children, you just wanna jerk off to someone being pregnant


sex>jerking off


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:52:08 (edited 2021-07-20 15:52:40)


At 7/20/21 03:50 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
you dont want children, you just wanna jerk off to someone being pregnant
sex>jerking off


so you wanna have sex with a pregnant person?

thats even worse


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:52:28


At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.

These are perfectly reasonable parameters for cishetmalescum, which I also am.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:53:34


At 7/20/21 03:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
These are perfectly reasonable parameters for cishetmalescum, which I also am.


the annoyance has nothing to do with that

its the fact that its all he talks about


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:55:29


At 7/20/21 03:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
These are perfectly reasonable parameters for cishetmalescum, which I also am.
the annoyance has nothing to do with that
its the fact that its all he talks about


Wow you guys really got off on the wrong side of the bed today...


How about some cats to calm the masses?


Everyone likes cats don't they?


Just look at this adorable kitten...


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"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:56:34


At 7/20/21 03:54 PM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:52 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:50 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
you dont want children, you just wanna jerk off to someone being pregnant
sex>jerking off
so you wanna have sex with a pregnant person?
thats even worse
Don’t Worry Gecko
The baby won’t feel a thing
Just like how the mother wouldn’t feel a thing either


cummies babez

Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:57:34


At 7/20/21 03:55 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
These are perfectly reasonable parameters for cishetmalescum, which I also am.
the annoyance has nothing to do with that
its the fact that its all he talks about
Wow you guys really got off on the wrong side of the bed today...

How about some cats to calm the masses?

Everyone likes cats don't they?

Just look at this adorable kitten...


nice kitty

super cute

sieg heiling with a uwu on its face


you're still an incel

to the point where you're the first person i've unironically called that


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:58:19


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"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:59:05


At 7/20/21 03:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: the annoyance has nothing to do with that
its the fact that its all he talks about

I didn't mention anything about him being an annoyance, so I suppose you're right about it being irrelevant.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 15:59:17


At 7/20/21 03:58 PM, Belthagor wrote: kitteh

my face when my taint smells like pretzels


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My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:01:55


At 7/20/21 03:59 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: the annoyance has nothing to do with that
its the fact that its all he talks about
I didn't mention anything about him being an annoyance, so I suppose you're right about it being irrelevant.


dammit

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My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:02:10 (edited 2021-07-20 16:02:29)


You like cats, don't you, @TailsPrower?


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"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:03:50


At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
Why not adopt a child then. It’s okey if you just don’t want to date transsexual or a male.


I'm sorry, but I think, and the majority would agree with me, that I would like to keep my bloodline going. Of course, there is a chance someone may post slander, or I guess in text form would be libel, as labeling me as having a phobia or something.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:05:04


At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, Belthagor wrote: You like cats, don't you, @TailsPrower?


i had a cat named sonic

she looked just like that


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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:05:19


At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, Belthagor wrote: You like cats, don't you, @TailsPrower?

I prefer dogs, actually. Some cats are okay.


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:07:50


At 7/20/21 04:05 PM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
Why not adopt a child then. It’s okey if you just don’t want to date transsexual or a male.
I’ve seen this argument before and it is legitimately not the same


I recently brought a book called cat-poems. It was quite satisfying.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:24:31


At 7/20/21 04:10 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:03 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
Why not adopt a child then. It’s okey if you just don’t want to date transsexual or a male.
I'm sorry, but I think, and the majority would agree with me, that I would like to keep my bloodline going.
Then why not donate your sperm to a speed bank. You could go have a crazy amount of kids you don’t even have to pay for.


Because I got kicked in the testicles by an American in a Hospital in the US of very poor quality.


I no longer produce sperm.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:25:05


At 7/20/21 04:24 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:10 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:03 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
Why not adopt a child then. It’s okey if you just don’t want to date transsexual or a male.
I'm sorry, but I think, and the majority would agree with me, that I would like to keep my bloodline going.
Then why not donate your sperm to a speed bank. You could go have a crazy amount of kids you don’t even have to pay for.
Because I got kicked in the testicles by an American in a Hospital in the US of very poor quality.

I no longer produce sperm.


And to be honest with you... this whole thread was a joke. I'm not interested in American women.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:26:29


At 7/20/21 04:25 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:24 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:10 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:03 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 04:02 PM, DavidOrksen wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:49 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:45 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
Cancel that transphobe motherfucker!
I'm not a transphobe, I simply wrote that because I want to have children in the future, and being male it would only be possible for me to do so with a female.
Why not adopt a child then. It’s okey if you just don’t want to date transsexual or a male.
I'm sorry, but I think, and the majority would agree with me, that I would like to keep my bloodline going.
Then why not donate your sperm to a speed bank. You could go have a crazy amount of kids you don’t even have to pay for.
Because I got kicked in the testicles by an American in a Hospital in the US of very poor quality.

I no longer produce sperm.
And to be honest with you... this whole thread was a joke. I'm not interested in American women.


I would also like to request a lock for this thread... yes I could edit my post, but for some reason from what I've noticed on the forums, people don't tend to notice when you edit a post.


"If you don't stand up for yourself... everyone will walk all over you." -Donald Trump

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 16:32:32


At 7/20/21 03:55 PM, Belthagor wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:53 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:52 PM, TailsPrower wrote:
At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.
These are perfectly reasonable parameters for cishetmalescum, which I also am.
the annoyance has nothing to do with that
its the fact that its all he talks about
Wow you guys really got off on the wrong side of the bed today...

How about some cats to calm the masses?

Everyone likes cats don't they?

Just look at this adorable kitten...


I don't like cats, therefore this cheap tactic doesn't work on me.


Also, the guy calling you a transphobe was joking, do you really think we're stupid?


Take it with a grain of salt, I am slower than a snail.

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Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 19:05:31


At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

You're really trying to pick up chicks on Newgrounds, huh? Homie down bad.

Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 19:11:59


gotta get my hate post in before the thread gets bamboozled


hey uhh

eff you

Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-20 19:12:17


At 7/20/21 03:42 PM, Belthagor wrote: Does any Woman want to date me? You must be over 18. And no, you must be a Woman to date me, a step above and 18+ year old girl. Send me a pm.

sure


P.S. You must not have previously had a penis, and not have one currently, to qualify.


damn it


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thanq yuo

Response to Hello (18+) 2021-07-21 02:23:37


This shit is dumb and going nowhere.