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Male Body Positivity

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Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:36:48


Fuck it, look dude/bro/homie, you are SEXY.

Have Abs? Don't have Abs? Still A HANDSOME MAN NO MATTER WHAT

You have stretch marks? Nah dude that's your MANLY, MASCULINE TIGER STRIPES

Acne? Don't stress about it man, we all do, and you're still so fucking beautiful

Burns, Scars, marks? duDE, still so handsome

Chunky? Skinny? It doesn't matter, your body is pretty!!

Have Muscles?Swag

Don't have Muscles? Also swag :)

Listen bro, people are gonna say some shit about your body, and it sucks how normalized that is

Just know that you are enough, handsome enough, beautiful enough, and well

just enough

You are a King worthy of your crown.

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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:49:15


At 7/9/21 01:43 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote: This is fucking cringe
Let me accept being ugly please


stfu handsome

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:52:27


You mean its normal for a man to be this short?


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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:54:02


At 7/9/21 01:52 AM, Maltos wrote: You mean its normal for a man to be this short?


Of course man, I know men who are even shorter than I am(And im like r e a l l y s h o r t)

You're still a valid asf man my dude

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:56:31


I'm sexy and I know it...

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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:57:16


At 7/9/21 01:54 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:49 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:43 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote: This is fucking cringe
Let me accept being ugly please
stfu handsome
I look like a damn zombie!


Zombies look fucking cool

so that means..


If you=zombie, and zombie=cool..then You=Cool

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 01:58:26


At 7/9/21 01:56 AM, Teddynotes wrote: I'm sexy and I know it...


Yeah man, take that confidence you deserve

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:08:13


At 7/9/21 02:05 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:57 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:54 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:49 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:43 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote: This is fucking cringe
Let me accept being ugly please
stfu handsome
I look like a damn zombie!
Zombies look fucking cool
so that means..

If you=zombie, and zombie=cool..then You=Cool
You’re stretching more than I should stretch when I exercise


Stfu and just accept that you are WORTHY and a KING, IDIOT

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:12:05


At 7/9/21 02:08 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:


Stfu and just accept that you are WORTHY and a KING, IDIOT


Aggressive Positivity At It's Finest Right Here


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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:19:48


Of all the things to have body issues about, I still haven't completely gotten over my chest.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:23:37


At 7/9/21 02:10 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:08 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:05 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:57 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:54 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:49 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:43 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote: This is fucking cringe
Let me accept being ugly please
stfu handsome
I look like a damn zombie!
Zombies look fucking cool
so that means..

If you=zombie, and zombie=cool..then You=Cool
You’re stretching more than I should stretch when I exercise
Stfu and just accept that you are WORTHY and a KING, IDIOT
I am not a KING!
I AM A CREATURE OF OILY SKIN AND TERRIBLE POSTURE!


WE ARE ALL AVERAGE NEWGROUNDERS

DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ALL HAVE THE SIMILAR ISSUE

TAKE THE CROWN, ACCEPT IT, EMBRACE IT

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:25:26


At 7/9/21 02:19 AM, Painbringer wrote: Of all the things to have body issues about, I still haven't completely gotten over my chest.


I totally understand that feeling of hatred towards your chest, but just know that you look wonderful and that insecurities are 100% okay and don't make you any less of a man

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 02:31:52


At 7/9/21 02:27 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:23 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:10 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:08 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 02:05 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:57 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:54 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:49 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:43 AM, SleepyAss54 wrote: This is fucking cringe
Let me accept being ugly please
stfu handsome
I look like a damn zombie!
Zombies look fucking cool
so that means..

If you=zombie, and zombie=cool..then You=Cool
You’re stretching more than I should stretch when I exercise
Stfu and just accept that you are WORTHY and a KING, IDIOT
I am not a KING!
I AM A CREATURE OF OILY SKIN AND TERRIBLE POSTURE!
WE ARE ALL AVERAGE NEWGROUNDERS
DO YOU NOT BELIEVE THAT WE ALL HAVE THE SIMILAR ISSUE
TAKE THE CROWN, ACCEPT IT, EMBRACE IT
NO!
SHOVE IT!
IM AN UGLY BASTARD THAT LOOKS LIKE A PREDATOR AND IM FINE WITH THAT!
QUIT TRYING TO NORMALIZE ME!


Damn well if you're fine with it-

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 06:43:39


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pretty me

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normal me


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My old username was StaticSkull

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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 06:49:58


Every man's body looks beautiful no matter what. Just like a woman’s body or a person who identifies as an another gender's body. #Equality


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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 07:43:04


At 7/9/21 01:36 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote: Fuck it, look dude/bro/homie, you are SEXY.
Have Abs? Don't have Abs? Still A HANDSOME MAN NO MATTER WHAT
You have stretch marks? Nah dude that's your MANLY, MASCULINE TIGER STRIPES
Acne? Don't stress about it man, we all do, and you're still so fucking beautiful
Burns, Scars, marks? duDE, still so handsome
Chunky? Skinny? It doesn't matter, your body is pretty!!
Have Muscles?Swag
Don't have Muscles? Also swag :)
Listen bro, people are gonna say some shit about your body, and it sucks how normalized that is
Just know that you are enough, handsome enough, beautiful enough, and well
just enough
You are a King worthy of your crown.


sure, there's beauty in the natural human body but men shouldn't look like the first person. it's a bit repulsive


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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 08:03:57


You're preaching to the choir here my dude. Better tell that to all the ladies out there who refuse to treat men equally, by not objectifying men or harrassing them to send them the peepee-pictures.


Like, we're more than just feelings and personalities. We're pieces of meat too!

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 18:42:37


At 7/9/21 02:08 AM, YourGuyIsa wrote: Stfu and just accept that you are WORTHY and a KING, IDIOT


No, only Jonas Jarlsby is The King.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 19:30:09


There are definitely levels of atractiveness, but being comfortable in your own skin is definitely a good thing regardless of your body.

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 19:35:33


At 7/9/21 01:56 AM, Teddynotes wrote: I'm sexy and I know it...

Did you get slammed with a 2x4? That shit looks like it hurts.

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 20:37:44


At 7/9/21 07:35 PM, GlassPen123 wrote:
At 7/9/21 01:56 AM, Teddynotes wrote: I'm sexy and I know it...
Did you get slammed with a 2x4? That shit looks like it hurts.


Winter time I slipped on ice and hit da cement. Whole left side was fucked.

Response to Male Body Positivity 2021-07-09 21:14:33


i am not handsome or "cute"


just call me "Jay", thanks.

ask me questions i guess

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