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have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character

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if so tell me here, no matter how fucking embarrassing it is


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-19 23:26:51


You're 15


D

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:07:07


I don't know how to answer or feel about this question


Froggo is always watching.

I'm going to shit your pants

[Pronouns are they/them btw]

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:08:23


At 6/20/21 12:07 AM, pudgie248 wrote: I don't know how to answer or feel about this question


with the truth


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:09:29


Yes. But I dont make it my entire personality


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:14:34


you say this like people don't have celebrity crushes


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:14:42


yeah yeah you like eddsworld porn we get it


I am the guy who asked, Alloy fan or something,

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:15:00


At 6/20/21 12:08 AM, DoorMeme wrote:
At 6/20/21 12:07 AM, pudgie248 wrote: I don't know how to answer or feel about this question
with the truth


It's complicated. I probably have but don't remember the name or character. Either that or I can't think of anything from the top of my head.


Froggo is always watching.

I'm going to shit your pants

[Pronouns are they/them btw]

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:53:45


Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of Undertale


I fell from the light

Talk? Or should I fight?

Monster genocide

This my Undertale


I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott

I faced an evil talking flower in a pot

Explains the plot

Wants me dead, wants me to rot

Toriel saves me, takes me to her home

And hooks me up with a brand-new monster phone

Leaves me alone

But I escape and meet some bones


Should I be a pacifist?

Or should I use my fists?

I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all


I'm homicidal and I've got a taste

I want to wipe out the monster race

I've got no patience, I've got no resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue


I fell from the light

Talk? Or should I fight?

Monster genocide

This my Undertale


I'll slaughter Undyne, I'll waste who I choose

With all this EXP there's no way that I'll lose

Now watch me move

I won't stop, I'm feelin' rude

Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach

I'll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach

Chara's my coach

All these monsters I will poach


Screw being pacifist

I think I'll use my fists

I'm feeling evil, think I'll kill them all


I'm homicidal and I've got a taste

I want to wipe out the monster race

I've got no patience, I've got no resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue


Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I'm in a different trail

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Story of Undertale


I fell from the light

Talk? Or should I fight?

Monster genocide

This my Undertale


Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life

Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front-page news


King Asgore wants to collect human souls

Seven of them is his ultimate goal

Open the door to humanity's realm

Start a new war (humans overwhelm)


I'm homicidal and I've got a taste

I want to wipe out the monster race

I've got no patience, I've got no resolve

I will slaughter, screw the dialogue



nenes boobs in my face (^._.^)

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:58:43


At 6/19/21 11:24 PM, DoorMeme wrote: if so tell me here, no matter how fucking embarrassing it is

No, but I'd bang your mom, and your daddy too.


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 00:58:47


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 01:01:47


maybe

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where the waldo at

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 01:17:50


That's crazy dude, crazy

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 01:17:52


aren't you a minor? pretty sure you shouldn't be talking about these stuff. But, i'm a 13 year old so what do I know


Lookin for who asked, I like edgy and flash stuff. Heard Candice and Joe got in a relationship recently. GODDAMN IT WEGRA!

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 01:35:51


oldgrounders when they see a newgrounder


where the waldo at

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 05:44:29


The short answer is yes


Floating in space

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 06:10:40


At 6/20/21 05:44 AM, COOLZONE17500 wrote: The short answer is yes


The long answer is hell yes. What the fuck? Have you not?


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 06:33:16


At 6/19/21 11:26 PM, Gimpmastermind wrote: You're 15


Tell me you weren't perpetually horny at 15, and I'll name you a liar.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 08:37:25


I know we are the same age, but please consider deleting the porn art of Eddsworld. Come back when you are 18.


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 10:24:13


Yes . Post lewd elves who are 150 years old.

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 10:45:48


At 6/20/21 08:17 AM, HztaOra wrote: Aint you the kid who blames Tom Fulp for your emotional problems and draw shitty Eddsworld porn using the excuse "it's my vent art hur dur"?


Bruh I can understand having mental issues and shit but they shouldn't pin it all on Tom. That's just shitty. :\


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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 10:46:39


Man, I remember when Edd was alive lmfao


Time fuckin flies

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 12:30:19


At 6/20/21 08:17 AM, HztaOra wrote: Aint you the kid who blames Tom Fulp for your emotional problems and draw shitty Eddsworld porn using the excuse "it's my vent art hur dur"?


ah yes, omitting information to make me look bad


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 12:30:59


At 6/20/21 01:01 AM, DeerEngineer wrote: maybe


ah yes.


HOMESTUCK


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 12:32:26


At 6/20/21 06:33 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 6/19/21 11:26 PM, Gimpmastermind wrote: You're 15
Tell me you weren't perpetually horny at 15, and I'll name you a liar.


finally someone who makes sense


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 13:28:08


At 6/20/21 10:46 AM, HeatherAran wrote: Man, I remember when Edd was alive lmfao

Time fuckin flies


It's been nearly 10 bloody years.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 14:26:32


ever heard of privacy?


Satire

Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 14:44:12


At 6/20/21 12:30 PM, DoorMeme wrote:
At 6/20/21 08:17 AM, HztaOra wrote: Aint you the kid who blames Tom Fulp for your emotional problems and draw shitty Eddsworld porn using the excuse "it's my vent art hur dur"?
ah yes, omitting information to make me look bad

you dont need any help in looking bad. you did a good job on that all by yourself


Notorious internet cunt

My old username was StaticSkull

She/Her

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Response to have you ever wanted to bang a fictional character 2021-06-20 14:48:18


At 6/20/21 01:58 PM, HztaOra wrote:
At 6/20/21 12:30 PM, DoorMeme wrote:
At 6/20/21 08:17 AM, HztaOra wrote: Aint you the kid who blames Tom Fulp for your emotional problems and draw shitty Eddsworld porn using the excuse "it's my vent art hur dur"?
ah yes, omitting information to make me look bad
Lol. Im just repeating what you said before kid.


no, you are omitting information, no, I wanted to draw Eddsworld porn because it made me happy, it helped me cope with the fact nobody wants me, unfortunately shitfucks like you decided to make fun of me for liking it, which made my anxiety skyrocket to the point where I instead started drawing pictures of me committing suicide or being killed by Eddsworld characters, and Tom Fulp got involved when I made an animation of myself jumping off a bridge and Eddsworld characters celebrating my death, Tom Fulp getting involved made things even worse for me


an autistic (/srs) loser with anxiety and a thirst for fictional characters