papers, please.

[Mistman7]

welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

[JimmyBiscuit]

I'm going to jump the fence and throw a bomb at some gaurds.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:22 AM, Poseidon00 wrote: I'm all clear, chief. Thank you for your service. Let's keep our Newgrounds safe and secure.

Looks right. Welcome back and glory to Newgrounds.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:23 AM, JimmyBiscuit wrote: I'm going to jump the fence and throw a bomb at some gaurds.

Im afraid i cannot allow you to do that. Please return when you have proper certifications.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:29 AM, HztaOra wrote: Yowassup where can i get my identification card man?

if you do not have an identification card, i will need to see your passport and entry permit.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:32 AM, HztaOra wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:31 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:29 AM, HztaOra wrote: Yowassup where can i get my identification card man?

if you do not have an identification card, i will need to see your passport and entry permit.

Oh shit... I forgot my passport at the bar...

well, i cannot allow you to enter unless you present your papers. Good day.

[ChiralAnomaly]

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

https://arxiv.org/

[toribytez]

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i'm a citizen here *shows fake ID*

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:45 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i'm a citizen here *shows fake ID*

im afraid that your ID is not only counterfeit, but is also nonexistent. please leave.

[toribytez]

At 5/6/21 11:47 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:45 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i'm a citizen here *shows fake ID*

im afraid that your ID is not only counterfeit, but is also nonexistent. please leave.

no! *pulls out water gun*

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 11:48 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:47 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:45 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i'm a citizen here *shows fake ID*

im afraid that your ID is not only counterfeit, but is also nonexistent. please leave.

no! *pulls out water gun*

sir, please leave.

[toribytez]

At 5/6/21 11:54 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:48 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:47 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:45 AM, weirdcore wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i'm a citizen here *shows fake ID*

im afraid that your ID is not only counterfeit, but is also nonexistent. please leave.

no! *pulls out water gun*

sir, please leave.

im a girl *leaves*

[BUM-DRILLER]

Me getting removed from the border checkpoint:

[sillytrew]

do you uh

do you accept expired papa john's coupons?

[Vampfairyx]

Me and my adopted daughter from China are welcome to come to Newgrounds, and ID is here. I also brought in my adopted son from Pakistan as well. *shows ID*

[Deathconsciousness]

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, Annoyingwastaken wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

i am going to blow up tomfulp

[Peepers]

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 02:15 PM, PussPeepers wrote:

Looks good. Welcome back and Glory to Newgrounds

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 12:10 PM, sillytrew wrote: do you uh
do you accept expired papa john's coupons?

absolutely not.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 12:15 PM, VampireKisses17 wrote: Me and my adopted daughter from China are welcome to come to Newgrounds, and ID is here. I also brought in my adopted son from Pakistan as well. *shows ID*

where are your childrens identification?

[Vampfairyx]

At 5/6/21 04:26 PM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 12:15 PM, VampireKisses17 wrote: Me and my adopted daughter from China are welcome to come to Newgrounds, and ID is here. I also brought in my adopted son from Pakistan as well. *shows ID*

where are your childrens identification?

didn know about it, but here’s the ID of my children, but I brought a copy of the ID from school.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 04:30 PM, VampireKisses17 wrote:

At 5/6/21 04:26 PM, Annoyingwastaken wrote:

At 5/6/21 12:15 PM, VampireKisses17 wrote: Me and my adopted daughter from China are welcome to come to Newgrounds, and ID is here. I also brought in my adopted son from Pakistan as well. *shows ID*

where are your childrens identification?

didn know about it, but here’s the ID of my children, but I brought a copy of the ID from school.

alright. Enjoy your stay and Glory to Newgrounds.

[sillytrew]

At 5/6/21 04:25 PM, thisnameisntavaliabl wrote:

At 5/6/21 12:10 PM, sillytrew wrote: do you uh
do you accept expired papa john's coupons?

absolutely not.

well i tried

[FamicomBoy]

i climbed over the border what are those fucking bitch ass guards gonna do

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 04:58 PM, TheChoppa wrote: i climbed over the border what are those fucking bitch ass guards gonna do

calmly ask you to leave and then hurt you in ways that not even satan himself could ever hope to fathom.

[DamnedByFate]

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, thisnameisntavaliabl wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

My golden gun and corporal rank say you don't order me around.

[Mistman7]

At 5/6/21 06:44 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 5/6/21 11:18 AM, thisnameisntavaliabl wrote: welcome to the newgrounds border control checkpoint. If you are new, please show your passport and identification. If you are a citizen, please show your identification card. Thank you and welcome to the general BBS.

My golden gun and corporal rank say you don't order me around.

well, too bad.

[Ghostedtoast]

Passport?!? Newgrounds so great, passport not required. Right???

[ExperimentT10]

Sorry, I've already I̷̥̒n̸̠̂f̷͚́i̷̡̅l̴̒ͅt̵̞̎r̷͍̐á̵̩t̸͈̋ė̶͜ḍ̵̂ the systems of the General forums, so I could go in anytime, anywhere...

[Mistman7]

At 5/7/21 03:09 AM, Ghostedtoast wrote: Passport?!? Newgrounds so great, passport not required. Right???

a passport is needed.