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Favorite insult.

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tell me your favorite insult and why. Expand your offensive vocabulary. If you’re going to be an asshole you might as well be creative, right?


i like adding “let” to the end of something. Here’s a quote. “Keep being a pricklet and you wont have to” see not only did I call this person a prick and call him an asshole. But because of the let at the end I also called him a small prick.


this works for many things, brainlet, manlet, the list goes on.

so, what’s your’s?

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 04:27:12


Say words dude


Wut wut

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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 04:33:14


At 4/18/21 04:27 AM, ImLunchBoxx wrote: Say words dude


very helpful thank you.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:28:41


There's plenty but one I can think of my the top of my thoughts would be "cunt".


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:34:07


At 4/18/21 06:28 AM, ZomAlien wrote: There's plenty but one I can think of my the top of my thoughts would be "cunt".


cunt is at the top of everybody’s thoughts.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:34:50


I remember having fun with saying 'u done sucking ur mom's dick yet/" after someone got salty and called me a "cigarette" in an online game after me not "healing them enough"


I love how dumb it sounds because there's no better way than to resort to mom and dick jokes in an online game


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:38:48


At 4/18/21 06:34 AM, DiskCrash wrote: I remember having fun with saying 'u done sucking ur mom's dick yet/" after someone got salty and called me a "cigarette" in an online game after me not "healing them enough"

I love how dumb it sounds because there's no better way than to resort to mom and dick jokes in an online game


Heh, yeah I miss online lobbies... I like the creativeness of the cigarette insult. Next time I will say British cigarette instead.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:44:18


Shut the fuck up you ass licking fart monkey


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:53:36


At 4/18/21 06:38 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote: Heh, yeah I miss online lobbies... I like the creativeness of the cigarette insult. Next time I will say British cigarette instead.


There's also the Faggot (unit)


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 06:54:03


Sir Anthony.


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:31:34


At 4/18/21 06:53 AM, DiskCrash wrote:
At 4/18/21 06:38 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote: Heh, yeah I miss online lobbies... I like the creativeness of the cigarette insult. Next time I will say British cigarette instead.
There's also the Faggot (unit)


Heh

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:31:53


At 4/18/21 06:54 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Sir Anthony.


Why?

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:34:05


At 4/18/21 07:31 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote:
At 4/18/21 06:54 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Sir Anthony.
Why?


Anthony Blunt was a spy for the Soviets (and stripped of his knighthood for that). Also, check what his name rhymes with.


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:35:35 (edited 2021-04-18 07:41:24)


honestly, i only consider "fuck" to be an insult, because it is globally accepted as an insult. i can't fight the masses on that definition.


but fuck just means to have sex. it's not like violent rape-murders. sex is a beautiful thing when done with the right art direction(no furries, brah), and also necessary for binary animals to live and proper. for people to consider it a "fighting word" is so bizarre to me.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:39:57


At 4/18/21 07:35 AM, DamnWei wrote: honestly, i only consider "fuck" to be an insult, because it is globally accepted as an insult. i can't fight the masses on that definition.

but fuck just means to have sex. it's not like violent rape-murders. sex is a beautiful thing with done with the right art direction(no furries, brah), and also necessary for binary animal to live and proper. for people to consider it a "fighting word" is so bizarre to me.


it is weird. Though I think it stems from the fact that such a beautiful thing is vocalized by such a brutal and forceful sound.


Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:43:19 (edited 2021-04-18 07:44:50)


Bastard.

Soap dodger.

soap dodging bastard.

Oaf

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:44:01


At 4/18/21 07:34 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 4/18/21 07:31 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote:
At 4/18/21 06:54 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: Sir Anthony.
Why?
Anthony Blunt was a spy for the Soviets (and stripped of his knighthood for that). Also, check what his name rhymes with.


I thought you'd like that

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:52:17


If your gonna be a bitch, trick, get on all fours.


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 07:57:54


At 4/18/21 07:46 AM, EternalJudge wrote: You're a boring person.

Cuts deep, don't it?


depends on who’s saying it. If an old dude in a nursing home says it to you then it really sting. However, if your drugie friend says it because you wouldn’t do molly with him. I would just roll my eyes.


Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 08:02:01


Tried and true


your gay....


Wut wut

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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 08:04:41


At 4/18/21 07:52 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote: If your gonna be a bitch, trick, get on all fours.


Prefer “get on your knees.”

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 08:07:06


I hope the both sides of your pillow are warm.


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 08:11:34


At 4/18/21 08:07 AM, VampireKisses17 wrote: I hope the both sides of your pillow are warm.


honestly wouldn’t work on me as i prefer a warm sweaty cocoon to nestle in. Very creative though.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 08:24:18


At 4/18/21 04:19 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote: tell me your favorite insult and why. Expand your offensive vocabulary. If you’re going to be an asshole you might as well be creative, right?

i like adding “let” to the end of something. Here’s a quote. “Keep being a pricklet and you wont have to” see not only did I call this person a prick and call him an asshole. But because of the let at the end I also called him a small prick.

this works for many things, brainlet, manlet, the list goes on.
so, what’s your’s?


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 10:37:28


At 4/18/21 04:19 AM, Beaten-Cueballs wrote: tell me your favorite insult and why. Expand your offensive vocabulary. If you’re going to be an asshole you might as well be creative, right?

i like adding “let” to the end of something. Here’s a quote. “Keep being a pricklet and you wont have to” see not only did I call this person a prick and call him an asshole. But because of the let at the end I also called him a small prick.

this works for many things, brainlet, manlet, the list goes on.
so, what’s your’s?


Here's one I used recently that I liked.

"Were you having an aneurysm while writing this or is that something you have daily?"

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 15:39:41


Mamagüevo is the top level insult, any other is flattery

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 15:41:50


You son of a motherless goat!

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 16:33:52


I'm a big fan of the, "why don't you [x] some bitches?" meme that's been going around.


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Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 16:36:14


Knuckle-draggin', heel-scrappin', mouth-breathers.

Response to Favorite insult. 2021-04-18 16:39:36


At 4/18/21 04:36 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Knuckle-draggin', heel-scrappin', mouth-breathers.


Smooth brain is another good one for calling someone a dummy.