my balls are so hot and milky

[DrunkGecko]

so i was eating takis, which is the spiciest thing i've ever had. they tasted very good. then, my brain detected urine within my bladder. i know how unhealthy it is to hold in my fluids, so i go to the bathroom in order to let it all out. and now, im standing there pissing in the toilet, when i realize my nutsack is itchy. so i do that sweet little pinch to itch my balls and then i finish pissing. i go to my room and my balls feel like they're on fire. i had a taki flavored ballsack. so, i got a bowl of milk and just squatted over the bowl, allowing my balls to sag into the milk and it felt like i was in a spa. i was so relaxed, but then i realized i left the door open. my stepbrother walked in and immediately threw my ballsack milk at him and told him to get out.

now my mom is on her way home to kick my ass.

Please help. Thank you.

[Wegra]

So milk on your nutsack is refreshing huh. I'll keep that in mind

[Deity-Donkus]

That's the silliest thing I ever heard you say ever. The weirdest thing is that I believe this story.

[Prinzy2]

Mustard is the magic bullet for spice. It's an emulsifier, so it'll bind water and oils together for a short time.

[Coolbreadguy]

At 3/9/21 10:30 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: so i was eating takis, which is the spiciest thing i've ever had. they tasted very good. then, my brain detected urine within my bladder. i know how unhealthy it is to hold in my fluids, so i go to the bathroom in order to let it all out. and now, im standing there pissing in the toilet, when i realize my nutsack is itchy. so i do that sweet little pinch to itch my balls and then i finish pissing. i go to my room and my balls feel like they're on fire. i had a taki flavored ballsack. so, i got a bowl of milk and just squatted over the bowl, allowing my balls to sag into the milk and it felt like i was in a spa. i was so relaxed, but then i realized i left the door open. my stepbrother walked in and immediately threw my ballsack milk at him and told him to get out.

now my mom is on her way home to kick my ass.

Please help. Thank you

Pinche gringo jajajajaa

[Imlunchboxx]

Like pinapple habenero. Lemonaid

[YonusBahtzee]

10/10 story. the character archs were well written and the story had me invested from about one third of the way through. would support a sequel.

[TURBOSALT]

I really don't see an issue with any of this

[S3C]

At 3/9/21 10:30 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: Please help. Thank you.

Hello there! Do you have trouble spilling seed out of your hot spicy boner? Are you sick of jacking off and never getting full release causing blue balls?

[COOLZONE17500]

At 3/9/21 10:30 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: so i was eating takis, which is the spiciest thing i've ever had. they tasted very good. then, my brain detected urine within my bladder. i know how unhealthy it is to hold in my fluids, so i go to the bathroom in order to let it all out. and now, im standing there pissing in the toilet, when i realize my nutsack is itchy. so i do that sweet little pinch to itch my balls and then i finish pissing. i go to my room and my balls feel like they're on fire. i had a taki flavored ballsack. so, i got a bowl of milk and just squatted over the bowl, allowing my balls to sag into the milk and it felt like i was in a spa. i was so relaxed, but then i realized i left the door open. my stepbrother walked in and immediately threw my ballsack milk at him and told him to get out.

now my mom is on her way home to kick my ass.

Please help. Thank you.

[SakuraStarNG]

At 3/9/21 11:38 PM, Mist wrote: do you enjoy being a gross idiot

A gross idiot?! Eeeewww! Eeeeeeeeeewwwww!

<barfing>

[Vampfairyx]

Don't give the cows any ideas like milk in the ballsack

[Swabs]

At 3/10/21 07:27 AM, VampireKisses17 wrote: Don't give the cows any ideas like milk in the ballsack

Now selling ballsack milk!

[DamnedByFate]

At 3/9/21 10:30 PM, DrunkGecko wrote: Please help. Thank you.

No, you've brought this on yourself.

[GlassPen123]

You dug your own grave with this one pal. Or should I say "Seasoned your own nutsack"?

[DrunkGecko]

At 3/10/21 08:59 AM, Swabs wrote:

At 3/10/21 07:27 AM, VampireKisses17 wrote: Don't give the cows any ideas like milk in the ballsack

Now selling ballsack milk!

cumb

[chiliomb]

Milk is stored in the balls

[JimmyBiscuit]

show em

[Ryanson]

[DrunkGecko]

At 3/10/21 05:39 PM, Ryanson wrote: gushset

i would fuck fergie in the ferguson

[Ryanson]

At 3/10/21 05:43 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:39 PM, Ryanson wrote: gushset

i would fuck fergie in the ferguson

You'd probably fuck her when she peed herself on stage back in '05

[DrunkGecko]

At 3/10/21 05:46 PM, Ryanson wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:43 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:39 PM, Ryanson wrote: gushset

i would fuck fergie in the ferguson

You'd probably fuck her when she peed herself on stage back in '05

fergie's vergie was surely squirting

[AKA-38CAUTION]

Interesting story dude.

Thanks for this, now I can't look at the milk the same ever again.

[PurpleShoes]

Well I hope you've got some cereal for them as well...

[The-Great-One]

Well I'll tell you. There were a lot of things I expected to be in this thread when I opened it. A literal interpretation was certainly not one of them.

[LoreDaGurl]

haha nuts

[Deity-Donkus]

At 3/10/21 07:09 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:46 PM, Ryanson wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:43 PM, DrunkGecko wrote:

At 3/10/21 05:39 PM, Ryanson wrote: gushset

i would fuck fergie in the ferguson

You'd probably fuck her when she peed herself on stage back in '05

fergie's vergie was surely squirting