Your perants may have told you there was a monster there, but did you ever check?
Remember what was under the bed?
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At 7/18/19 11:49 AM, Little-Rena wrote: Your perants may have told you there was a monster there, but did you ever check?
I did. Turned out there was nothing under the bed and I was the monster.
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Just Larry the neighborhood diddler.
There were a lot of boxes under the bed and I thought the monster was inside of one of those boxes.
There was a bunch of dirt and pet hair last time I checked.
I never believed in monsters.
Plus that was my hiding spot.
A truly prophetic sig...
Tons of dust bunnies and some times a pillow case that was missing before being found and washed. I think I used to hide under one of the other beds as a kid.
"As the old saying goes...what was it again?"
Double ended dildos are nothing to be afraid of
I had to block off under my bed bc my cats kept going under there and refusing to come out
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As a kid my Cat had kittens under my bed.
At 7/18/19 11:49 AM, Little-Rena wrote: Your perants may have told you there was a monster there, but did you ever check?
They told me there were flying cockroaches under it. I guess they qualify as monsters.
