*Mastermind drops the knife, just stands there confused and gets his composure*

Mastermind: What was that?

*A small RC tank hits his face*

*Mastermind’s head starts spinning around*

*Ali grabs his hands and puts cuffs on them*

Mastermind: You sick bitch! This won’t hold me!

*Vicky does the splits and punches Mastermind’s groin.*

Mastermind: Ow ow! Above the belt!

Vicky: You got it!

*Vicky uppercuts him, sending his head flying off into the air*

*Ali leaps into the air and passes Mastermind, then grabs his head*

*Ali slams the drill part of the head into the ground*

*ground cracks*

Ali and Vicky: You’re under arrest.

Mastermind: No I’m not. I’m not letting that happen. I refuse to rot in prison. I’d rather kill myself…AND I WILL!

*Mastermind’s eyes start bleeding, then they start melting out of his sockets*

*Mastermind coughs up blood before all of his skin melts revealing a robot skull*

*The robot skull has glowing red eyes that dim out*

Mastermind: The war on drugs…Is a failure….

Vicky: You’re a failure.

*RC Tank drives into frame*

Ali and Vicky: Tank!

Tank: That’s me! Alive and well. He was taking out my battery, but when I noticed, I transferred myself into my little RC self.

Vicky: Nice.

Ali: Cool.

*wipe*

*Speeding off into the sunset*

Tank: All in a day’s work, right?

Vicky: That’s right, but how about we go for some tacos?

Ali: I’m in the mood for some sleep.

Tank: Hahaha… I don’t think get paid enough. Or at all.

Vicky: We’ll pay you in tacos.

Tank. I can’t eat.

Vicky: Have you tried?

Tank: No.

Vicky: Try it.

Ali: A cyborg drug dealer just killed himself in front of us, guys.

The end