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We should destroy the moon.

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We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 15:45:37


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Fuck you moon!


Just look at that smug bastard. Who does it think it is?


Always showing itself off at nights, in different sizes and shapes. Glowing magically, sometimes even in different colors too!


Stupid sexy moon, I can almost hear it laughing at me...


I insist we crush it. Who is with me?! Who will join me in this mission?!


And more importantly, how should we do it?

Dibs on the cheese!

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 15:52:59


At 3/20/19 03:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: I wanna write my name on the Moon.

But unlike Chairface, I'll finish the job.


No, we, we're supposed to destroy it

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Ok, you write your name, we take a picture, then destroy it?


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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 15:57:54


Pass, tides and stuff


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:00:36


Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:00:47


At 3/20/19 03:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: I wanna write my name on the Moon.

But unlike Chairface, I'll finish the job.


And then I'll remove the Z and just take a huge chunk out of the moon

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:14:58


At 3/20/19 03:57 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Pass, tides and stuff


If the moon is gone, it will never hurt anyone with it's voodoo again, you got to think inside the box for once.


At 3/20/19 03:58 PM, Lizzardis wrote: You’re like Gru 2.0 aren’t you? I bet you too, have an army of minions...

All I need is a bucket full of water... And child support.


At 3/20/19 04:00 PM, ZetoSoul wrote:
At 3/20/19 03:48 PM, Zymbot wrote:
And then I'll remove the Z and just take a huge chunk out of the moon

If you guys are gonna start fighting about this, there won't be any milk and cookies for you.


Find a compromise.


At 3/20/19 04:00 PM, lightnuing wrote: I know how you feel.

Gather the dragon balls Nail.


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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:17:10


Fun fact:


Blowing up the moon will create a ring around the Earth.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:19:05


At 3/20/19 04:17 PM, Painbringer wrote: Fun fact:

Blowing up the moon will create a ring around the Earth.


That sounds awesome, even more reason to do it!


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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 16:45:21


I'll fire a negro kamehameha at it dont worry

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 18:11:16


The moon is tranquil. The infernal sun must be eradicated.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 19:29:09


We already have a really patriotic song, just for this occasion!


Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 19:34:01


Nooooo I want my pupper to howl at the moon, gimme a few more weeks boss I've been training him whenever we go on walks (no joke)


At 3/20/19 03:52 PM, Gremlin wrote:
At 3/20/19 03:48 PM, Zymbot wrote: I wanna write my name on the Moon.

But unlike Chairface, I'll finish the job.
No, we, we're supposed to destroy it

Ok, you write your name, we take a picture, then destroy it?


Is this gif from Firefly?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-20 20:51:02


I'm up for it. I've been disgusted with the moon ever since i rode the current version of Journey into Imagination for the first time. iu_14525_3064767.jpg

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 01:41:38


The moon is beautiful



Turn Up King 36

( D1RTY, Cle@n, drippy)

Alway$$ UP THERE (2G) FUCK COD HACKERS

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 02:21:15


At 3/20/19 06:03 PM, RightTime wrote: Remember that scene from the Time Machine when the Moon gets destroyed thanks to human greed and stupidity?


That movie was pretty good.

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:02:38


At 3/20/19 04:30 PM, BeefJerkus wrote: Why destroy it when the cheese it's made out of is worth millions?


You seem to know things, that makes you knowledgeable, might wanna consider knowing a bit less...

Shhh


At 3/20/19 04:45 PM, Kieran wrote: I'll fire a negro kamehameha at it dont worry

This is a team effort, you can't just cock block everyone with your big black thing man, c'mon.

We will beg you to use it once we fail miserably.


At 3/20/19 06:03 PM, RightTime wrote: Remember that scene from the Time Machine when the Moon gets destroyed thanks to human greed and stupidity?

This is not about greed and stupidity, this is about envy and stupidity, these two are entirely different combinations and we should understand that unless we stop the hybrid reactor's core, we will all perish and the moon will just laugh at our misery.


At 3/20/19 06:11 PM, satanbrain wrote: The moon is tranquil. The infernal sun must be eradicated.

Ever since the dawn of time, man has desired to destroy the sun. We will do that next because the moon called me a dick, so this is personal.


At 3/20/19 06:13 PM, Zymbot wrote: But it's theme is so good.

I fear you will betray us at the climax of the story, for this reason I trust you the most important role, that way we will have more dramatic ending.


At 3/20/19 07:29 PM, thenoodge wrote: We already have a really patriotic song, just for this occasion!

I don't get it.


At 3/20/19 07:34 PM, Radaketor wrote: Nooooo I want my pupper to howl at the moon, I've...


Aww, post pics.


Is this gif from Firefly?

Beats me. After a quick investigation of what is this Firefly you refer to, it would seem so.


At 3/20/19 08:51 PM, Oolaph wrote: I'm up for it. I've been disgusted with the moon ever since i rode the current version of Journey into Imagination for the first time.


I should have posted this on the OP.


At 3/21/19 01:41 AM, NotoriousCR wrote: The moon is beautiful

That's why it needs to go, stupid sexy moon...



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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:03:15


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Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

Sig by Decky

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:05:54


At 3/21/19 10:03 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

I am mildly amused by this comic, thank you.

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:24:51


At 3/20/19 03:57 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Pass, tides and stuff


Was just thinking it'd be just a little bit self-destructive.


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:45:55


At 3/21/19 10:02 AM, Gremlin wrote:
At 3/20/19 04:30 PM, BeefJerkus wrote: Why destroy it when the cheese it's made out of is worth millions?
You seem to know things, that makes you knowledgeable, might wanna consider knowing a bit less...
Shhh
At 3/20/19 04:45 PM, Kieran wrote: I'll fire a negro kamehameha at it dont worry
This is a team effort, you can't just cock block everyone with your big black thing man, c'mon.
We will beg you to use it once we fail miserably.

I didn't mean my penis i meant an actual kamehameha

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 10:47:10


At 3/21/19 10:45 AM, Kieran wrote:
At 3/21/19 10:02 AM, Gremlin wrote:
At 3/20/19 04:30 PM, BeefJerkus wrote: Why destroy it when the cheese it's made out of is worth millions?
You seem to know things, that makes you knowledgeable, might wanna consider knowing a bit less...
Shhh
At 3/20/19 04:45 PM, Kieran wrote: I'll fire a negro kamehameha at it dont worry
This is a team effort, you can't just cock block everyone with your big black thing man, c'mon.
We will beg you to use it once we fail miserably.
I didn't mean my penis i meant an actual kamehameha


Well, this got awkward real quick...

My bad

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 11:57:44


At first I thought about somebody flashing their ass at me, but this works too

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-21 19:45:29


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@scriptwelder got you covered.

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-22 07:27:07


Ye fuck the moon!!

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-22 07:53:02


At 3/22/19 07:27 AM, NewGroundEdd wrote: Ye fuck the moon!!


You are an easier target.


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I mainly focus on WPac and NATL basin.

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-22 07:58:30


Most likely ye

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-03-22 08:04:56


At 3/21/19 01:41 AM, NotoriousCR wrote: The moon is beautiful


Thanks for the support to the moon I love the moon 😙

Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-07-02 21:27:31


we could not possibly blow up the moon, unless you want to drop say around a hundred million nuclear bombs on it, but if the moon didnt exist the earth would majorly speed up and days would only last around 6 to 12 hours, which would totally suck



lol

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Response to We should destroy the moon. 2019-07-03 00:34:32


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The moon is my child leave em alone!


I turn water into water

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