I am a high priestess of voodoo, as all residents of Louisiana are qualified.
Post a question or a problem and I will give you a 100% made up psychic voodoo reading, blessed by the Cajun gods of the swamp.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
When and possibly how will I find happiness?
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
what is so important about existence that most fear death?
or I suppose a more succinct way of putting it - why is dying scary?
I'll probably read this in ten minutes and facepalm. - RageVI
I have a painful wound in my mouth, will it ever heal?
Should I post a picture?
At 2/19/19 08:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Post a question or a problem
Can I get cookies?
At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?
This question assumes happiness is real. No answer can possibly be more bogus.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
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At 2/19/19 09:15 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?This question assumes happiness is real. No answer can possibly be more bogus.
I've been happy before...
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 2/19/19 09:19 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 2/19/19 09:15 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:I've been happy before...At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?This question assumes happiness is real. No answer can possibly be more bogus.
The cursed ginger is right though, so, your so called happiness must have been a stroke.
At 2/19/19 09:26 AM, Gremlin wrote: The cursed ginger
I like that sobriquet.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 2/19/19 09:26 AM, Gremlin wrote:
The cursed ginger is right though, so, your so called happiness must have been a stroke.
Likely depends on nature and mind state.
Now you emo weenies quit ruining my prediction before it happens!
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?
*starts a small fire in a weathered human skull*
*tosses in a leaf of sage*
You will find happiness this summer, early summer, June
I see a mysterious woman, she will be the source of said happiness
I see misfortune in August though, so be cautious . Looks to be a work related injury to your arm or hand.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 09:00 AM, FIGMENTUM wrote: what is so important about existence that most fear death?
or I suppose a more succinct way of putting it - why is dying scary?
*adds another sage leaf to the fire*
Most people fear the absence of their existence . When we die, we cease to exist, to many.
Not to me. As a fictional voodoo priestess, I can summon the dead at my will and speak to spirits often.
People are scared of dying because you only do it once. You can't prepare for it. It's an unknown. It's happening. We all have to do it. And with the exception of me, none of us are coming back.
At 2/19/19 09:03 AM, Gremlin wrote: I have a painful wound in my mouth, will it ever heal?
Should I post a picture?
It will, in about 6 days.
Avoid salty foods until Friday.
At 2/19/19 09:15 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:At 2/19/19 08:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Post a question or a problemCan I get cookies?
My sources say yes
*adds a pinch of bone meal to the fire *
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 09:33 AM, billybobthwarten wrote:At 2/19/19 09:26 AM, Gremlin wrote:Likely depends on nature and mind state.
The cursed ginger is right though, so, your so called happiness must have been a stroke.
Now you emo weenies quit ruining my prediction before it happens!
What can you cook up for me to make my neck, back, and hip pain go away without ending my own life?
On another note, there's a local commercial for our area that's been playing on TV for a physic. It was the cheesiest commercial, but had pretty good quality camera work and overall production. This tells me all I need to know about the people around me. There's enough fools that believe in the $1 a minute phone call that this physic can afford a high quality ad on TV.
This is one of the many reasons I don't like the human race. I'm assuming these people are the same people that use essential oils to cure their kids instead of vaccines.
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
At 2/19/19 10:33 AM, Fro wrote: What can you cook up for me to make my neck, back, and hip pain go away without ending my own life?
* the smoke from the fire turns the room a sinister color as it takes on red and orange hues*
You are having sciatic nerve issues as the result of a car accident you were in.
Google "exercises for sciatica " and also make a small sacrifice to the swamp as you leave my hut, and all will be healed.
On another note, there's a local commercial for our area that's been playing on TV for a physic. It was the cheesiest commercial, but had pretty good quality camera work and overall production. This tells me all I need to know about the people around me. There's enough fools that believe in the $1 a minute phone call that this physic can afford a high quality ad on TV.
This is one of the many reasons I don't like the human race. I'm assuming these people are the same people that use essential oils to cure their kids instead of vaccines.
Voodoo absolutely believes in vaccines.
I'm a high priestess who sacrifices alligators but I ain't messin with polio.
At 2/19/19 10:47 AM, satanbrain wrote: Who are the "Cajun gods of the swamp"?
Think Cthulu, but an alligator
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 11:08 AM, cute wrote: my nipples wont start help me
* nods knowingly*
*crushes 2 midnight beetles in a clay pot, then adds a shot of moonshine and 3 rose petals*
Use this potion on your nipples 3 times a day and they'll be just fine.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 10:55 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Voodoo absolutely believes in vaccines.
I'm a high priestess who sacrifices alligators but I ain't messin with polio.
As I said, I respect voodoo.
Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.
It's better to die together than to live alone.
Sig by Decky
At 2/19/19 12:58 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote: hi how do I make Murrican Indian Style Fried Rice Cajun Sushi???
Cajuns don't make sushi, but we do make red beans and rice.
Return to me with cayenne, chili powder, salt, pepper, and garlic. We will begin there.
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 09:39 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Avoid salty foods until Friday.
...but isn't salt a helpful antiseptic and aid in the healing of small wounds?
For my real question though: how long before our economy irreversably crumbles and the modern world as we know it is no more?
At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?
I would ask this too.
Will I win some cash in the near future? Will someone buy me Burger King?
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At 2/19/19 04:58 PM, Void wrote: Will I win some cash in the near future? Will someone buy me Burger King?
Someone buy you a whole fastfood franchise just like that? :O
That'd be interesting...
Will more Netflix help my migraine... I can't 'sleep it off' any more
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 2/19/19 01:44 PM, thenoodge wrote: Should a human being eat this?
I
Wait
What
At 2/19/19 04:31 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 2/19/19 09:39 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Avoid salty foods until Friday....but isn't salt a helpful antiseptic and aid in the healing of small wounds?
I'm a voodoo priestess, not a witch doctor.
For my real question though: how long before our economy irreversably crumbles and the modern world as we know it is no more?
27 years, it's all over in 27 years
At 2/19/19 04:32 PM, Cyberdevil wrote:At 2/19/19 08:55 AM, billybobthwarten wrote: When and possibly how will I find happiness?I would ask this too.
2 years
Everything will be completely turned around in 2 years
For the better
And with the exception of a death in the family, the next 2 years will be good to you
At 2/19/19 04:36 PM, GoldenHeartedJerk wrote: where did you come from?
I have always existed. Some say I was created with the swamp. Down round those Henderson cyprus
At 2/19/19 04:49 PM, FredArctor wrote:At 2/19/19 08:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I am a high priestess of voodoo, as all residents of Louisiana are qualified.cajun voodoo, lol, thats like, north dakota wiccans....
Post a question or a problem and I will give you a 100% made up psychic voodoo reading, blessed by the Cajun gods of the swamp.
Cajun voodoo is way cooler
We have skulls and shit
At 2/19/19 04:58 PM, Void wrote: Will I win some cash in the near future? Will someone buy me Burger King?
No cash, but someone will buy you Burger King, very soon
At 2/19/19 05:26 PM, KimberGirlNotGun wrote: Will more Netflix help my migraine... I can't 'sleep it off' any more
I hate sleeping off migraines
It pisses me off, I feel like I wasted so much time
I'm afraid more Netflix won't help, but I'll sacrifice a chicken for you and see if that helps
At 2/19/19 05:54 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oh good. I needed a chicken to sacrifice for Kim
*catches chicken as it crosses the road*
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?
She cute?
She posted directly above your post.........
| It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose|||Love belongs to Desire, and Desire is always cruel.||||
At 2/19/19 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?She posted directly above your post.........
She cute?
Oh. Yeah. Ok.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
