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100% bogus psychic readings

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:25:00


At 2/19/19 06:24 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?

She cute?
She posted directly above your post.........
Oh. Yeah. Ok.


She looks cute to me but she has a migraine so she probably ain't down to smash tonight.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:29:23


At 2/19/19 06:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:24 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?

She cute?
She posted directly above your post.........
Oh. Yeah. Ok.
She looks cute to me but she has a migraine so she probably ain't down to smash tonight.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-may-be-a-natural-way-to-treat-migraines-cluster-headaches/


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:31:05


At 2/19/19 06:29 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:24 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?

She cute?
She posted directly above your post.........
Oh. Yeah. Ok.
She looks cute to me but she has a migraine so she probably ain't down to smash tonight.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-may-be-a-natural-way-to-treat-migraines-cluster-headaches/


Nope.


I've tried both sex and using a vibrator, several times. Neither have gotten rid of migraines for me.


That's a BS lie made up by a man.



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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:34:16


At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 05:26 PM, KimberGirlNotGun wrote: Will more Netflix help my migraine... I can't 'sleep it off' any more
I hate sleeping off migraines

It pisses me off, I feel like I wasted so much time

I'm afraid more Netflix won't help, but I'll sacrifice a chicken for you and see if that helps

At 2/19/19 05:54 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Oh good. I needed a chicken to sacrifice for Kim

*catches chicken as it crosses the road*


Yeah feels like a complete waste if time all of it. Migraines are time wasters. They're very annoying.

Poor little chicken, hopefully you put it to good use after the sacrifice.

Thank you for the hardwork @SevenSeize

Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:44:04


At 2/19/19 06:31 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:29 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:25 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:24 PM, billybobthwarten wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:17 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:16 PM, billybobthwarten wrote: Who the hell is Kim?

She cute?
She posted directly above your post.........
Oh. Yeah. Ok.
She looks cute to me but she has a migraine so she probably ain't down to smash tonight.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/sex-may-be-a-natural-way-to-treat-migraines-cluster-headaches/
Nope.

I've tried both sex and using a vibrator, several times. Neither have gotten rid of migraines for me.

That's a BS lie made up by a man.


It wasn't 100%...


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 18:50:36


At 2/19/19 06:32 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
cajun voodoo, lol, thats like, north dakota wiccans....
Cajun voodoo is way cooler
whatever it is random french swamp people do with voodoo...


Mostly sacrifice chickens


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 19:00:39


At 2/19/19 06:54 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:32 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
cajun voodoo, lol, thats like, north dakota wiccans....
Cajun voodoo is way cooler
whatever it is random french swamp people do with voodoo...
Mostly sacrifice chickens
killing a chicken then making kfc is not a sacrifice


Ew YUCK KFC


We do Raising Canes down here.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-19 19:28:05


At 2/19/19 07:06 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 07:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:54 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:50 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:32 PM, FredArctor wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote:
cajun voodoo, lol, thats like, north dakota wiccans....
Cajun voodoo is way cooler
whatever it is random french swamp people do with voodoo...
Mostly sacrifice chickens
killing a chicken then making kfc is not a sacrifice
Ew YUCK KFC

We do Raising Canes down here.
no popeyes eh, poor swamp dwellers...


We have popeyes everywhere like yall have Dunkin donuts


I just dont like popeyes


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At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm a voodoo priestess, not a witch doctor.


27 years, it's all over in 27 years


I shall live a wholesome life in commercial surplus before this time then...


2 years

Everything will be completely turned around in 2 years

For the better


...and it'll all start soon. :)


And with the exception of a death in the family, the next 2 years will be good to you


Though then again I am highly appreciative of the 100% bogus stamp on title and possibly highly fluctuating time-based estimates...


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 06:58:41


At 2/20/19 06:22 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:13 PM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm a voodoo priestess, not a witch doctor.
27 years, it's all over in 27 years
I shall live a wholesome life in commercial surplus before this time then...


That's the spirit!


2 years

Everything will be completely turned around in 2 years

For the better
...and it'll all start soon. :)

And with the exception of a death in the family, the next 2 years will be good to you
Though then again I am highly appreciative of the 100% bogus stamp on title and possibly highly fluctuating time-based estimates...


200% bogus


So don't worry



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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 07:46:05


At 2/20/19 06:58 AM, SevenSeize wrote: 200% bogus

So don't worry


Getting better and better!


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 10:30:30


At 2/19/19 06:34 PM, KimberGirlNotGun wrote: Poor little chicken, hopefully you put it to good use after the sacrifice.
Thank you for the hardwork @SevenSeize


Sacrificial animals are always put to good use. The gods only require their blood to be spilt, the rest can safely be grilled for a feast. Now granted, a chicken will make for a rather small feast (which is why I prefer oxen … ̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e), but I for one couldn't eat that much with a migraine anyway. Get well soon.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 11:10:51


At 2/20/19 10:30 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 2/19/19 06:34 PM, KimberGirlNotGun wrote: Poor little chicken, hopefully you put it to good use after the sacrifice.
Thank you for the hardwork @SevenSeize
Sacrificial animals are always put to good use. The gods only require their blood to be spilt, the rest can safely be grilled for a feast. Now granted, a chicken will make for a rather small feast (which is why I prefer oxen … ̶o̶r̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e), but I for one couldn't eat that much with a migraine anyway. Get well soon.


Chicken and rice is always nice, and easy on the stomach... Plus as long as someone is eating it, it doesn't have to be me, then I'm happy.

Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 13:39:20


I'm possessed by a demon, but the demon doesn't like it much in my body.


I'm trying to convince the demon that I just want to nip out to the astral plane for a soda, but I think it suspects I'm trying to dump this lemon of a body on it while I get to become a cool spooky ghost while my body is still alive.


How do I convince this demon to trust me?


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 13:57:56


At 2/20/19 01:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:



How do I convince this demon to trust me?


This is tricky. Have you tried saying you love it/promise to never leave it?


I've only ever met one demon and those were 2 of his lines.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 14:33:01


At 2/20/19 02:25 PM, MPPlantOfficial wrote: how do I make Psychic Fried Rice?


Like regular fried rice but we're going to wave crystals over it while we cook it.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 14:55:58


At 2/20/19 01:57 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This is tricky. Have you tried saying you love it/promise to never leave it?

No.... Those are lies. The whole point is to trick this demon into getting stuck in my body so I can leave go do spooky ghost stuff.

I mean, pacts with demons, no problem, but lying and telling someone I don't love I love them? I have moral limits.


I've only ever met one demon and those were 2 of his lines.


You must have reached deep into the bowels of hell to conjure up THAT one.


This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.

Hate is the first step to all solutions.

You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-20 15:12:44


At 2/20/19 02:55 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:
At 2/20/19 01:57 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This is tricky. Have you tried saying you love it/promise to never leave it?
No.... Those are lies. The whole point is to trick this demon into getting stuck in my body so I can leave go do spooky ghost stuff.
I mean, pacts with demons, no problem, but lying and telling someone I don't love I love them? I have moral limits.


I'm proud of you



You must have reached deep into the bowels of hell to conjure up THAT one.


The deepest


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-21 10:00:53


At 2/20/19 01:57 PM, SevenSeize wrote: This is tricky. Have you tried saying you love it/promise to never leave it?

I've only ever met one demon and those were 2 of his lines.


Hey, I'm a demon as well and I never say that.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-21 23:33:53


How many years until Water Wars become a thing in America? Should I start buying bottled water now and storing it in my garage...to sell to people at surcharged prices to get rich off of when these water wars do happen?


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 06:53:11


At 2/21/19 11:33 PM, Alias wrote: How many years until Water Wars become a thing in America? Should I start buying bottled water now and storing it in my garage...to sell to people at surcharged prices to get rich off of when these water wars do happen?


*plucks one raven feather from a dust covered jar, using it to fan the fire*


Remember what I told @cyberdevil

27 years

Complete and total anarchy


27 years is all we have until it all falls apart


In addition to hoarding water, hoard booze and cigarettes too.


You'll be able to trade for anything


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 07:34:11


At 2/22/19 06:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: In addition to hoarding water, hoard booze and cigarettes too.

You'll be able to trade for anything


Seems we'll need to find a way to preserve that water in a way that inhibits potential bacterial growth all these years hmm... a little alcohol just might do the trick! Also, we'll need matches. And combustible substances. All kinds of fuel.


Then to find a small storage compartment to place said alcohol water, combustible substances, fuel, cigarettes and matches in and let them all simmer for 27 years. Finna be an interesting future...


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 08:48:15


At 2/22/19 07:34 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 2/22/19 06:53 AM, SevenSeize wrote: In addition to hoarding water, hoard booze and cigarettes too.

You'll be able to trade for anything
Seems we'll need to find a way to preserve that water in a way that inhibits potential bacterial growth all these years hmm... a little alcohol just might do the trick! Also, we'll need matches. And combustible substances. All kinds of fuel.

Then to find a small storage compartment to place said alcohol water, combustible substances, fuel, cigarettes and matches in and let them all simmer for 27 years. Finna be an interesting future...


I'm gonna be dead long before then because I can't get rid of this damn cough and upper respiratory mess.


I'll try to help out as a ghost.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 08:56:40


How will I die?


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 09:47:33


At 2/22/19 08:56 AM, Sobolev wrote: How will I die?


You don't.


You end up living to be 123 and by then, they have the technology to make you into a cyborg.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 09:54:41


What will I name my next dog?


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-22 14:40:49


At 2/22/19 08:48 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I'm gonna be dead long before then because I can't get rid of this damn cough and upper respiratory mess.

I'll try to help out as a ghost.


Don't go ghosting on us now!


Really though, hope you find a cure for that shizzle. Yoga, essential oils, strange herbal remedies of the swamp? Something better bite.


The latest: Hexa #96 (Apr)

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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-23 07:18:27


If these psychic readings are 100% bogus, does that mean whatever is predicted will 100% be the opposite?


So if I ask for lottery numbers, I just use whatever the exact opposite numbers and that ticket would be the winner? I will assume you add 5 to a digit, while allowing wraparound, to obtain the opposite, for these purposes. So if the digit was 5 it would become 0 but if it was 6 it would be 1 and so on.


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-23 09:30:55


At 2/23/19 07:18 AM, NeonSpider wrote: If these psychic readings are 100% bogus, does that mean whatever is predicted will 100% be the opposite?


Possibly


So if I ask for lottery numbers, I just use whatever the exact opposite numbers and that ticket would be the winner? I will assume you add 5 to a digit, while allowing wraparound, to obtain the opposite, for these purposes. So if the digit was 5 it would become 0 but if it was 6 it would be 1 and so on.


Yes?


Let's experiment


6, 8, 23, 37, 42, 44


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Response to 100% bogus psychic readings 2019-02-23 09:51:52


At 2/23/19 09:30 AM, SevenSeize wrote:
Let's experiment

6, 8


The number "7" is missing. It must be one of the lucky numbers.



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