GOD I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO ANNOUNCE WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO IN THE BATHROOM. Oh I gotta take a pee Oh I have to take a shit. NO YOU FILTHY FUCKING DEGENERATE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IN THE BATHROOM JUST GO! JUST SAY OH I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOURE NOT FUNNY!
GOD!!!
Edit: Oh wait I made a thread like this 5 years ago. Still its very relevant that it needs to be brought up again
At 10/29/18 02:44 PM, Wegra wrote:
Edit: Oh wait I made a thread like this 5 years ago. Still its very relevant that it needs to be brought up again
We could bump it like once a week
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I was going to give a long comment on this issue, but I have to take a huge dump. Oh wait this is really warm inside I think it's going to be diarrhea. Mkay see ya.
I wish I could take massive dumps. Most of my shits are like little rabbit pellets clumped together.
Dr. Spedmund McMallet
What is it with you sepps' aversion to the word "toilet"?
Can you just hold on the discussion for a second? I really gotta go piss.
Brb guys, that piss ain't gonna take itself.
"I'm not dabbing on my haters, I'm hiding my tears."
From a grammar stand point, why would anyone want to TAKE a dump? That is something I personally would not want to actually take, i'll take a blow job, I'll take 10 dollars. However I do not want to take a dump. I'll leave a dump however.
With that being said, I gotta take a dump
lol
This thread just reminded me that I have to take a massive dump lol
If you are planning to read newspaper in the toilet for half an hour you may want to tell it to others so they don't have to wait for you, IMO.
At 10/31/18 12:02 PM, FreedomMagnum wrote: @ wegra
Lol, you shouldna poked the trolls,
They love this shit... My bad.😁
@Wegra of all people should know better. Maybe he loves this shit?
At 10/29/18 02:44 PM, Wegra wrote:
I have to go to the bathroom.
Drink coffee.
ah man i have to go squeeze out a really thick, ten centimetre long turd dotted with kernels of corn all along its circumference. from all the corn i ate i'd say it's not your average corn turd, it'll be more like a miniature cob of corn except there's bits of brown in between the kernels begging to burst out mmm
i can't wait for the satisfaction of squeezing that fucker out and just feeling my tight little asshole pucker up slowly
[currently taking the shit right now]
I turn water into water
At 10/29/18 02:44 PM, Wegra wrote: GOD I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE WHO ANNOUNCE WHAT THEY HAVE TO DO IN THE BATHROOM. Oh I gotta take a pee Oh I have to take a shit. NO YOU FILTHY FUCKING DEGENERATE I DONT CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IN THE BATHROOM JUST GO! JUST SAY OH I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. YOURE NOT FUNNY!
GOD!!!
Edit: Oh wait I made a thread like this 5 years ago. Still its very relevant that it needs to be brought up again
What you may see as lowbrow humor is actually humor higher than your plane of understanding. Your "crude" friend reminds us all that in the end, all of us, whether rich or poor, purple or white, beautiful or ugly that we can all relate to having a good poo in the loo. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to taking a massive dump.
