Pornovember 2018

[FUNKbrs]

Porn.

It's the ultimate expression of human appreciation for other humans.

Porn stars know life is empty, unfeeling, and painful.

They might not be able to fix the economy, war, or world hunger, but they can make you cum, and in a utilitarian sense, they're making the world a better place, one orgasm at a time.

Look at the greatest sculptures and paintings throughout history. They have one thing in common: NUDES. They're all nudes. Even the famous David statue by Michelangelo is almost certainly gay porn.

That's why we celebrate Pornovember; to show tribute to these selfless porn stars who really are willing to do absolutely ANYTHING to make your day one orgasm better.

Easy mode:

Fap once a day, especially to porn.

Intermediate mode:

two faps a day, and at least one to porn.

Hard Mode (aka THE FAPPENING):

Keep whacking at it until you get a blister.

The world has too many pent up people; make the world a better place and fap to porn today.

[Painbringer]

At 10/29/18 02:06 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: two faps a day, and at least one to porn.

Keep whacking at it until you get a blister.

Four faps a day.
That's the minimum.
Four faps a day.
But not the maximum.

Inspiration.

Yeah, I knew there would be an anti-no-fap thread sooner or later.

[WaffleCrisp]

I JUST came before opening this thread. I jerk off at least 2 times a day. Usually more than two.

[Void]

Setting yourself up for erectile dysfunction I see

[Gimel]

No fap vs Pornovember! Good vs Evil!

[CiviLies]

I usually do once, sometimes twice a day, so I should be able to manage

[Xuvero]

Way better then no dão September.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/29/18 09:01 PM, YellowisCOOL wrote: Setting yourself up for erectile dysfunction I see

On the contrary, practice makes perfect.

At 10/30/18 03:09 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: im dong it right now...

1. Incredibly lame pun.

2.

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[DamnedByFate]

At 10/30/18 08:45 AM, Zornuzkull wrote:

At 10/30/18 07:22 AM, DamnedByFate wrote: 1. Incredibly lame pun.

dont you have a pee hole you should be fingering?

I stopped doing that to you when I saw it gave you pleasure.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/30/18 10:02 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: look you didnt have to send me pics...

My only motive was grossing you out, but it seems I underestimated how kinky you were.

[DrSevenSeizeMD]

At 10/30/18 10:04 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 10/30/18 10:02 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: look you didnt have to send me pics...

My only motive was grossing you out, but it seems I underestimated how kinky you were.

I love both of you.

[DamnedByFate]

At 10/31/18 01:08 PM, RightTime wrote: Many religions also have their own ideas about masturbation and its connection with sin and morality.

Pointless trivia (because I bloody well know it won't change a single mind on the other side): The Bible passage that's always used to condemn masturbation needs to be taken woefully out of context for that to even work.

[FUNKbrs]

I'm actually super excited about the first day of Pornovember.

It's hard to find pornstars that are good at dirty talk that don't end up in some kind of aberrant non-hot kink. Yeah I'm looking at you incest porn.

However, the newer pornstars are getting better at vanilla JOI vids, specifically Bryci, and celebrating that kind of art is exactly what the month of Pornovember is all about.