So I went to Target after work, because I'm a chick, and Target uses subliminal lighting/sounds/smells etc. to brainwash females into wanting to go there.
Our Target is in a rough part of town. People are regularly mugged and murdered in the area. My city is garbage. I know this, and just try to be aware of my surroundings.
I'm parked in my car and an older guy parks behind me. I get out of my car and he yells, "Good afternoon ma'am" I say ,"Good afternoon" and lock my car. He calls out, "Excuse me maam, can you come over to my car and help me with something? I need help."
I say, "No sir, I cannot. I apologize" and I walk quickly into the store.
He follows me.
So I stand around the cafe for a minute where the security desk is, and he doesn't come in. He's chilling in the parking lot. I make a note that I'll need to ask for a security escort back to my car, then begin my shopping.
I look at Star Wars sweaters, get a ton of Christmas candy to eat now and not on Christmas, and then meander into the makeup aisles to try to find some lipstick.
This motherfucker walks up to me on the lipstick aisle!
"Ma'am, you'd better help me out"
At this point, I am pissed off.
"You better back up away from my cart and gtfo away from me or you will NEED help old man"
He walks off.
I hate people.
Tl;dr?
They have these poodles at Target that look like penises to me.
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