DOOKIEMALLO For Moderator 2016

[DOOKIEMALLO]

I have announced my run for moderator of the General forums. As mod I would not stifle freedom of speech and allow users to post threads that may be controversial, but as long as they aren't threatening towards decent people, or break the law, or whatever, I wont lock the thread. I would be the fairest and best moderator on New Grounds. Though my account has only been in use since 2013, I have used New Grounds, since 1999, and being a moderator on here is something that I would do a great job at.

Vote here http://www.strawpoll.me/11378153

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 08:47 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Be honest brutal tyrannical totalitarian control is all your after...

Having a moderator like me would make the forums much more fair and balanced. It's not like I'd let people say anything they wanted, people would just be allowed to speak their minds

[Makakaov]

I have better proposition: MAKAKAOV FOR MOD 2016

I will rarely lurk the forums, and will never look for abusive posts. However, I shall establish only ONE VALID narration of world, and ALL posts, including staff and mod posts - SHALL be banned, if failed to represent ONE VALID NARRATION. Criticism won't be tolerated either. Every user will be able to buy 'ban evade card', that will be given out after proper payment is made on my private paypal account. And I WILL NOT guarantee, that the payments will be checked and verified earnestly, so prepare your wallets.

Posts WILL BE deleted, Users SHALL BE banned. This, I can promise to you. MAK for MOD 2016.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 08:59 PM, Makakaov wrote: I have better proposition: MAKAKAOV FOR MOD 2016

I will rarely lurk the forums, and will never look for abusive posts. However, I shall establish only ONE VALID narration of world, and ALL posts, including staff and mod posts - SHALL be banned, if failed to represent ONE VALID NARRATION. Criticism won't be tolerated either. Every user will be able to buy 'ban evade card', that will be given out after proper payment is made on my private paypal account. And I WILL NOT guarantee, that the payments will be checked and verified earnestly, so prepare your wallets.

Posts WILL BE deleted, Users SHALL BE banned. This, I can promise to you. MAK for MOD 2016.

Haha, sounds good, but we need a moderator who will lurk the forums every day and to always do their job. I will tolerate forum post that may be offensive, as long as there is a good reason for the forum post and there is a good, reasonable discussion about it. There will finally be freedom of speech on the forums.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

The moderators we have do that anyway

No they don't, the moderators on here are a bunch of SJW's

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 09:09 PM, zornuzkull wrote: ZORNUZKULL FOR MOD 2016...
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o

Hey, is that an IP grabber link?

[FoAngel]

Oh god

[iFool]

At 10/6/16 09:10 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:

At 10/6/16 09:09 PM, zornuzkull wrote: ZORNUZKULL FOR MOD 2016...
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o

Hey, is that an IP grabber link?

Stupid.
I've seen enough of those, just pop it in m8.
Ever seen an i.imgur link?
It's the same shit!

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 09:14 PM, iFool wrote:

At 10/6/16 09:10 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:

At 10/6/16 09:09 PM, zornuzkull wrote: ZORNUZKULL FOR MOD 2016...
https://youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o

Hey, is that an IP grabber link?

Stupid.
I've seen enough of those, just pop it in m8.
Ever seen an i.imgur link?
It's the same shit!

We don't need a mod who tries to steal IP addresses. #dookformod2016

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 09:14 PM, FoAngel wrote: Oh god

It would be a great day for NG if I became mod, I'd clean up the forums and start a free speech revolution on here

[iFool]

At 10/6/16 09:20 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:

We don't need a mod who tries to steal IP addresses. #dookformod2016

Stupid.
What the fucking fuck is he gonna do with your IP adress?
Plus most ISPs nowadays have those dynamic IPs, so your IP probably doesn't show where you are, plus if you are really that stoopid, just use a proxy to insert his link m8.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

Stupid.
What the fucking fuck is he gonna do with your IP adress?
Plus most ISPs nowadays have those dynamic IPs, so your IP probably doesn't show where you are, plus if you are really that stoopid, just use a proxy to insert his link m8.

I was just sayin.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 09:23 PM, zornuzkull wrote:

At 10/6/16 09:20 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: We don't need a mod who tries to steal IP addresses. #dookformod2016

.

Awesome image

[DOOKIEMALLO]

If you support me, send PM's to Wade Fulp with the subject "DOOKIEMALLO For Mod 2016", link him to the poll, and tell him that you believe I would be a great moderator and that I should be chosen, if enough people vote and do this then I may be selected as moderator :) Lets start a free speech revolution on New Grounds!

[iFool]

At 10/6/16 09:26 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:
I was just sayin.

Stupid.

[RefreshMe]

I will support for moderator whoever bribes me with the best goodies. I accept bribes in cash, Amazon gift cards, or nonperishable goods.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

At 10/6/16 09:42 PM, iFool wrote:

At 10/6/16 09:26 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:
I was just sayin.

Stupid.

You voting for me or not?

[iFool]

At 10/6/16 09:50 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote:
You voting for me or not?

No.
Stupid.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

I made a new poll, the last one was clearly manipulated, this poll has good protection on it so it can't be rigged

http://www.strawpoll.me/11378585

[iFool]

At 10/6/16 10:16 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: I made a new poll, the last one was clearly manipulated, this poll has good protection on it so it can't be rigged

http://www.strawpoll.me/11378585

Dunno.
I suggest trying the super secret incognito mode.
Prolly works.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

For example :
goo.gl/kDH4MA
This is shortened link, you shouldn't trust it all the time becuase it's usually hiding phishing links.
btw, this link leads to some pic from Gintama, here's the pic btw.

This site called ipgrabber makes really good ip logger links, that's why I called it an ip grabber link

[DOOKIEMALLO]

If you already voted on the first poll, vote again on the second. That's the poll that will be used now

[kidray76]

I made my own poll. This one is ALOT better.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11380205

[iXploit]

I Nominate myself as moderator !

... I Will Destroy Your Petty little lives..

Vote for me !

PS. Im not a tranny...

[Peepers]

At 10/6/16 08:40 PM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: As mod I would not stifle freedom of speech and allow users to post threads that may be controversial, but as long as they aren't threatening towards decent people, or break the law, or whatever, I wont lock the thread. I would be the fairest and best moderator on New Grounds.

Can you define "decent people"?

[RefreshMe]

and the results are in!

[gmanrinn]

At 10/7/16 11:04 PM, RefreshMe wrote: and the results are in!

Man that's close vote. Dookie should do a recount.

[CiviLies]

Would be interesting if he really did become a mod.
You have my vote.

[DOOKIEMALLO]

Look, if I become a mod, I'm gonna be a decent person, while keeping the forum clean, and then there's gonna be less shit posting, things would be a bit better, please give me your vote. I'm an adult, I'm capable of doing a good job at this, just give me a chance.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11385755

Please give me your vote, I wont fuck things up.

[RefreshMe]

At 10/8/16 02:41 AM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: Look, if I become a mod, I'm gonna be a decent person, while keeping the forum clean, and then there's gonna be less shit posting, things would be a bit better, please give me your vote. I'm an adult, I'm capable of doing a good job at this, just give me a chance.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11385755

Please give me your vote, I wont fuck things up.

You do realize that no matter how many polls you run, even if 100% of all the users of this forum thought you should be a mod, you won't become one unless the staff approves. You're time would be better used, if you really want to become a mod, by modeling good behavior in the forums as opposed to begging people to vote for you.