The 2015 BBS Awards - Results

[Bit]

You voted on who the most notable users of 2015 were, and now the results have been painstakingly tallied and re-tallied, and then sent to CERN and NASA for verification. Both independent agencies have confirmed what we suspected all along: we all suck, but some of us suck more or less than others. Now we know who falls into what category.

The results are below:

Funniest User - @Bit
Because dick jokes are the height of comedy.

Biggest Attention Whore - @Xenomit
If bestiality isn't a cry for help then I don't know what is.

I Miss Yew - @24901miles
He was the only one of us who actually made posts that were worth reading.

The Newcomer Award - @Vixuzar
If you don't think that Vixuzar is a good newbie then you are haram.

Never Logs Off - @DoctorStrongbad
He accidentally used AdBlock's "block element" feature on the logout button. Now he's stuck here.

Most Helpful - @Cordyceps
Vote @Bit for Mod 2016. Don't let the tyrant Cordy come into power. His helpfulness is an act.

Photoshop Master - @Decky
Secretly uses MS Paint for everything.

Best Moderator - @stafffighter
He locks users' threads and then laughs at how tiny their muscles are.

Worst Moderator - @EyeLovePoozy
Because Poozy wins every year and nobody has the heart to mess up his streak.

The Stop Posting Award - @DoctorStrongbad
Don't feel too bad. I'm sure that they're just jealous of your post count.

Best Poster - @Bit
I don't know what you guys were thinking.

Worst Poster - @Basspro55Isback2006
He only showed up for a week with the specific intention of winning this award. This one isn't even a joke.

Greatest Event - "Community Fap November 2015"
You should congratulate all of the winners, but perhaps you shouldn't do so with a handshake.

Best Thread - "Community Fap November 2015"
Something something cock joke.

That's all of them. Thanks for playing, everyone. It has been a really great year and hopefully we can make 2016 even better. Just remember to eat your green vegetables and only make quality posts on the Newgrounds BBS. If you do both of those things then 2016 will be fine.

Also, I'm currently looking for someone who would be willing to make the [OFFICIAL] The 2015 BBS Awards flash. If you're interested then send me a PM.

[WahyaRanger2]

Fascinating stuff.

Disappointed the FaroutFrank conglomerate didn't win Biggest Attention Whore though, stop giving Xenomit so much credit.

He's the lesser of two evil furries.

FuCkInG pLaGuEs

[WahyaRanger2]

At 12/30/15 01:02 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Worst awards yet. Even worse than that time when that fucker Amaranthus won funniest user.

Remember when people used to shit on my chest for making jokes like this.

Including you.

Yeah good times.

[WahyaRanger2]

At 12/30/15 01:10 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Would you like to shit on my chest?
Come on now. Don't be shy.

I do have a rather nasty grumpy knocking at the back door.

[DamnedByFate]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: I Miss Yew - @24901miles
He was the only one of us who actually made posts that were worth reading.

If you restrict it to the General forum only, then sadly most of the time this was actually true.

Worst Poster - @Basspro55Isback2006
He only showed up for a week with the specific intention of winning this award. This one isn't even a joke.

I actually did not vote for him for exactly this specific reason.

[MuramasasEdge]

What about my fucking award?
I am insulted that I am not among the worst users of the BBS.
For fuck sakes anyways!

[PussyShark]

You stole my spot for Funniest User, I will not sleep until you are dead.

[TheMadWasp]

And what award do I win?

[Decky]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: Photoshop Master - @Decky
Secretly uses MS Paint for everything.

GIMP and Sumo Paint to be more accurate.

Thanks to everybody that voted for me.

At 12/30/15 01:05 PM, Homicidee wrote: Even though I didn't get the award all my props go to @Decky.

Thank you Homicidee.

[Bit]

At 12/30/15 03:18 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: You didn't take my suggestion of adding an "editing whore" category

It was hard enough getting everyone to vote on 11 of 14 categories.

I don't think anyone would have known who to vote for as Editing Whore. I wouldn't.

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: Biggest Attention Whore - @Xenomit
If bestiality isn't a cry for help then I don't know what is.

Seriously? He barely even TRIED this year and he still won on his own merit. Hell @muramasasedge would have made a better candidate just because. (though personally I was rooting for @Sekhem. It's alright, man. We'll get 'em next year. I got you, bruh)

At 12/30/15 01:24 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: I Miss Yew - @24901miles
He was the only one of us who actually made posts that were worth reading.

If you restrict it to the General forum only, then sadly most of the time this was actually true.

True. Almost all the other forums are wholly ignored by this event. Oh well.

At 12/30/15 01:52 PM, TheMadWasp wrote: And what award do I win?

Maddest Wasp Award. Congrats!

At 12/30/15 03:18 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: You didn't take my suggestion of adding an "editing whore" category

Was there enough support from other people...?

[Bit]

At 12/30/15 03:41 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 12/30/15 01:24 PM, DamnedByFate wrote: If you restrict it to the General forum only, then sadly most of the time this was actually true.

True. Almost all the other forums are wholly ignored by this event. Oh well.

There are other forums?

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 03:50 PM, Sekhem wrote: if you call me an attn whore one more FUCKING time, i'll choke the worthless life out of your pasty, putty-like body, pussy

Look, I know you're upset you didn't win, but there's always next year! I promise. I am glad to see you're getting into the spirit of whoring for attention right after the results have been announced though. Never too early to start! Keep up the good work.

attention whore

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 04:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote: He has epilepsy. You should just post a gif of strobing light.

Well, the doctors are not actually not certain if epilepsy plays any role, they figure it's just genetics. Worth a shot, though. But if you really wanna be certain, excavator DOES sound like a good plan.

@sekhem

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 04:12 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Just don't call my homeboy Sekhem an attention whore. Or I will fucking straight up whoop your ass.

Do you want that helmet or not boi

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 04:15 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/30/15 04:13 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 12/30/15 04:12 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Just don't call my homeboy Sekhem an attention whore. Or I will fucking straight up whoop your ass.

Do you want that helmet or not boi

Do you want that Steam code or not, boi?

It'd be nice, yes. But the helmet will have to reach me before it reaches you, so I have a hostage and you have to pay up

[Bit]

At 12/30/15 04:12 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/30/15 04:11 PM, CiviLies wrote:

At 12/30/15 04:08 PM, Amaranthus wrote: He has epilepsy. You should just post a gif of strobing light.

Well, the doctors are not actually not certain if epilepsy plays any role, they figure it's just genetics. Worth a shot, though. But if you really wanna be certain, excavator DOES sound like a good plan.

@sekhem

Just don't call my homeboy Sekhem an attention whore. Or I will fucking straight up whoop your ass.

You home skillets talking sh*t about my NGer CiviLies? You'd best leave him alone or @Bit is gonna have to slap a @Bitch for being so disrespectful. The great cock of vengeance will descend upon you like a Reaper drone descends upon civilians because its military f*ckboy operators are drunk and want to see how much damage they can do before their CO shows up. I'm like the Green Lantern of ass kicking because I can form a giant green facsimile of your faces and use them to kick your ass, which is fitting because you usually have your heads up your asses anyway. I'm the DaVinci of sick burns on the Internet because I just painted a picture of how butt-frustrated you and @Sickham are because you didn't win any awards. Just hit me up next time you're gonna try to make a fool of CiviLies so I can get my tuxedo ready in preparation for getting you served. smh fam. smh.

[Big-Boss]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote:
Worst Poster - @Basspro55Isback2006
He only showed up for a week with the specific intention of winning this award. This one isn't even a joke.

Okay, like, wtf, I clicked on the link to his username and his account doesn't exist anymore. Also, he sent me a message a week ago telling me to vote for him and the username isn't Basspro55isback2006 anymore for that message, it's this:

http://armisseafirst.newgrounds.com

I say give the award to TheGameChanger now by default.

Also, Illuminati confirmed.

[Big-Boss]

At 12/30/15 05:15 PM, Cordyceps wrote:

He's an old shitty poster. originally he was called Ultor then changed his name to armissea. He was on a 10-year ban but got off of it just recently and then changed his name to basspro, then I guess changed it back just recently.

Ah, that explains it. What did he do to get banned ten years, though?

[koopahermit]

The only exciting award was for basspro. Everything else was expected or were recycled freebies.

yawn

[Sense-Offender]

You idiots actually voted for basspro...

At 12/30/15 03:41 PM, CiviLies wrote: Seriously? He barely even TRIED this year and he still won on his own merit. Hell @muramasasedge would have made a better candidate just because. (though personally I was rooting for @Sekhem. It's alright, man. We'll get 'em next year. I got you, bruh)

As far as I saw, I think stereo, strapon and possibly vortex deserved it more than xeno.

At 12/30/15 04:16 PM, Vixuzar wrote:

At 12/30/15 04:13 PM, Amaranthus wrote: It's not even because I think you're a shitty user. It's because you're not a 15'er.

I'm technically a 15'er bro.

By this thinking, so is daethdrain who posted further down on this page despite the fact I remember him as far back as at least 2012.

[MuramasasEdge]

At 12/30/15 03:41 PM, CiviLies wrote:

Hell @muramasasedge would have made a better candidate just because.

And you couldn't have nominated me for that you dumb fuck?

hey you've been paying attention, so that still counts in my books

[CiviLies]

At 12/30/15 06:07 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: As far as I saw, I think stereo, strapon and possibly vortex deserved it more than xeno.

Yeah...yeah, I'd probably have to agree with you there.

[DoctorStrongbad]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote:
Never Logs Off - @DoctorStrongbad
He accidentally used AdBlock's "block element" feature on the logout button. Now he's stuck here.

Happy to win this award again. Look forward to winning it again next year. :)

The Stop Posting Award - @DoctorStrongbad
Don't feel too bad. I'm sure that they're just jealous of your post count.

They are all jealous of my point count. I would list names , but that would be childish.

[Neoslayre]

Congrats @vixuzar!

[TailsPrower]

Even though @Xenomit won Attention Whore again, seeing him beg the BBS for votes is somewhat more satisfying. gg.

[MuramasasEdge]

lolwut
These awards here are literally based on the nominations and polls of literally 20 people.
Maybe less.

put that in your livejournal and go figure

[ChaingunSnake]

Congratulations to the winners.

[The-Great-One]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: Best Poster - @Bit
I don't know what you guys were thinking.

Join the club.

[Radaketor]

At 12/30/15 12:53 PM, Bit wrote: Biggest Attention Whore
The Stop Posting Award
Worst Poster

Gais, which one should i go for in '16?

Winning the Attention Whore would break Xenomitten's streak, i'd be the Brock Lesnar to his Undertaker, but you know, without either of us having any actual talent.
The Stop Posting one would be a bit hard but not impossible, my biggest problem is that i lurk more than i post and it's a habit i don't think i'd be able to break so easily.
Worst Poster could be interesting but i'd have to rise (or lower, technically) myself to a scummy level so shitty i might never be the lovable homo you all know and love (no homosex).

At 12/31/15 12:29 AM, Xenomit wrote: I have attained super attention whore level 4

I am unstopable

Update your fucking sig text.