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So I cried like a bitch today

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So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:36:45


Today I watched the documentary "Dear Zachary: A Letter To A Son About His Father", and Fuuuuuuuck................... You see, I work in retail. Been doin it for 11 years. After 11 years of being shit on by people u learn to hate humanity and become dead inside. I thought that I was incapable of feeling any human emotions but this documentary proved me wrong. The last movie I cried to was The Lion King when I was fucking 9.

Here's my challenge to you: If you have Netflix watch "Dear Zachary: A Letter To A Son About His Father"

Dont look up the news story, because it is based on true events..... Let the Dear Zachary: A Letter To A Son About His Father reveal everything and tell me if you were able to withhold your manly tears. I didn't. I failed.

I guess I'm posting here because I'm hoping I'm not the only one who failed miserably.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:41:09


At 3/11/15 11:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote: The last movie I cried to was Star Wars Episode 3, back when I thought it was a master piece (I was 9, okay?!) only to grow up and realize its shit factor.

You've grown, my son. You've grown into a better person.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:52:55


I think I've seen it. It's a good doc.

Let's see. The last movie I can remember that hit me hard was "About Time."

At 3/11/15 11:47 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Boo fucking hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on my violin.

Try not being such a dick, OK? We have enough of those on here.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:53:56


At 3/11/15 11:41 PM, Slyhermit wrote:
At 3/11/15 11:39 PM, Monster-64 wrote: The last movie I cried to was Star Wars Episode 3, back when I thought it was a master piece (I was 9, okay?!) only to grow up and realize its shit factor.
You've grown, my son. You've grown into a better person.

Sometimes a movie will catch me off guard it's no big thing if it makes me tear up anymore.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:56:27


At 3/11/15 11:36 PM, Slyhermit wrote: Dont look up the news story, because it is based on true events..... Let the Dear Zachary: A Letter To A Son About His Father reveal everything and tell me if you were able to withhold your manly tears. I didn't. I failed.

Actually, you passed. A man shouldn't have to be forced to hide his emotions.


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-11 23:56:55


At 3/11/15 11:56 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Im not a dick, Im a human being.

But you were acting like a dick. You know what I mean.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:03:34


At 3/11/15 11:47 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Boo fucking hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on my violin.

"Homie, FUCK YOU!"...JK LOL! :D....................... No, but really though. watch the documentrary. When posting this, I was expecting reactions like: " Boo hoo, jigga. BOO FUCKING HOO! Aaaahahahahah." Honestly, I just wanted to recommend a movie that moved me. That's all... so fuck me, i guess.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:15:02


Gonna have to check that out. But it better be good, sir! It looks like a Nicholas Sparks adaptation from the trailers. If it's good, you've earned a follower. :)

At 3/11/15 11:52 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: I think I've seen it. It's a good doc.

Let's see. The last movie I can remember that hit me hard was "About Time."

At 3/11/15 11:47 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Boo fucking hoo. Let me play a sad song for you on my violin.
Try not being such a dick, OK? We have enough of those on here.

Last time I cried real tears was January 1st 2014.


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:17:00


I generally don't cry during movies because I'm a hardcore jackass and also because I don't watch sad movies cus I'm not a Debbie Downer but for some reason the one time I teared up in recent memory was when I was watching It's a Beautiful Day and Bob visits his senile dad you guys know what I'm sayin

Like how does this potato looking motherfucker make me do anything remotely close to crying what the fuck is wrong with me


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:23:09


At 3/12/15 12:20 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Brentheman, stop telling us what to do, we already have enough people doing that to us.

Come on man, where's the limit here?

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:25:09


At 3/12/15 12:17 AM, Chocomilk wrote: I generally don't cry during movies because I'm a hardcore jackass and also because I don't watch sad movies cus I'm not a Debbie Downer but for some reason the one time I teared up in recent memory was when I was watching It's a Beautiful Day and Bob visits his senile dad you guys know what I'm sayin

Like how does this potato looking motherfucker make me do anything remotely close to crying what the fuck is wrong with me

Hey. I tried looking up "Its A Beautiful Day" on IMDB and got nothing. Did you get the title wrong, or am I retarded?

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:25:45


I cried recently watching Hokuto No Ken when Toki fought against Raoh to stop him like he promised he would do. Such an emotional scene. Seeing them both in tears was too much to bear with dry eyes.

Manliest and most emotional anime.

So I cried like a bitch today


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:27:32


At 3/12/15 12:16 AM, Avery wrote: Last time I cried real tears was January 1st 2014.

Why?

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:30:03


At 3/12/15 12:27 AM, Slyhermit wrote:
At 3/12/15 12:16 AM, Avery wrote: Last time I cried real tears was January 1st 2014.
Why?

Duh.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:31:12


SIckness.


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:34:16


Shit son, I cry from scenarios I make up in my head.

It's because I'm craAaAazay~~~~

Oldskies lmao

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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:34:35


yeah it was pretty upsetting.

remember when the bestfriend (the narrator) is talking about how they used to make little stupid films and he wanted this to be the last film they made together?

i thought that was touching.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:35:42


At 3/12/15 12:31 AM, Avery wrote: SIckness.

Oh. I'm sorry....Are u ok now? Hope u are.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:37:57


Ion remember the last time I cried, but I might check this movie out for the heck of it. I remember hearing that movie 'Bully' made people cry but it was just annoying to me cause I don't like people that can't defend themselves.


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:41:24


At 3/12/15 12:37 AM, Onizero wrote: I remember hearing that movie 'Bully' made people cry

I could never make myself watch that...

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:41:40


At 3/12/15 12:34 AM, w00tw00 wrote: yeah it was pretty upsetting.

remember when the bestfriend (the narrator) is talking about how they used to make little stupid films and he wanted this to be the last film they made together?

i thought that was touching.

Dude! Yes! Finally someone who watched it! Honestly, I was holding it in for so long throughout the film, but when they interviewed the cousin (I think) from the UK..... I lost it. His crying made me cry even harder. And from then on... I was a wreck.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:52:41


At 3/12/15 12:25 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: I cried recently watching Hokuto No Ken when Toki fought against Raoh to stop him like he promised he would do. Such an emotional scene. Seeing them both in tears was too much to bear with dry eyes.

Manliest and most emotional anime.

added to my watch list.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:52:57


At 3/12/15 12:25 AM, Slyhermit wrote: Hey. I tried looking up "Its A Beautiful Day" on IMDB and got nothing. Did you get the title wrong, or am I retarded?

*"It's Such A Beautiful Day" I fuckin suck and I'm sorry

The entire 3 short film version, not just the 3rd short film


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 00:57:02


At 3/12/15 12:52 AM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 3/12/15 12:25 AM, Slyhermit wrote: Hey. I tried looking up "Its A Beautiful Day" on IMDB and got nothing. Did you get the title wrong, or am I retarded?
*"It's Such A Beautiful Day" I fuckin suck and I'm sorry

The entire 3 short film version, not just the 3rd short film

Got it now. Thanks for the recommendation! :D I'll check it out. :)

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 01:39:02


The last movie I cried to was Les Miserables hearing Anne Hathaway sing "I Dream A Dream". Granted I didn't cry like a bitch, it did get me teary eyed.

What gets me to cry like a bitch to this day is the Mother's Day episode from Rugrats.

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 02:30:40


crying is 4 fuccbois


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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 02:53:32


At 3/12/15 12:52 AM, Chocomilk wrote:
At 3/12/15 12:25 AM, Slyhermit wrote: Hey. I tried looking up "Its A Beautiful Day" on IMDB and got nothing. Did you get the title wrong, or am I retarded?
*"It's Such A Beautiful Day" I fuckin suck and I'm sorry

The entire 3 short film version, not just the 3rd short film

This one hit me unreasonably hard too. There's just something about it that worms its way into your emotions, some kind of tragic wanderlust tinted by existential angst and a primal fear of the nature of reality.

I dunno man, but that last scene scares the tears out of me every time.

"I'm so proud of you."

Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 03:09:36


You meant that you cried like a human being, right? Just because your a male and you cry doesn't make you a bitch. The more you know.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to So I cried like a bitch today 2015-03-12 06:21:17


Last movie I cried to was... A Fault in Our Stars, I think. Been a while.


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