Man Has Sex With Pool Float.

[All-American-Badass]

http://www.kctv5.com/story/25751955/hamilton-man-arrested-again-for-having-sex-with-pool-float

HAMILTON, OH -

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

Edwin Tobergta, 35, was arrested Wednesday morning after a witness observed him standing naked on Route 4 in Hamilton simulating sex with a pink pool floatation device. According to the police report, the witness said he was in full view of nearby businesses and passing cars.

He was charged with public indecency and contempt of court.

Tobergta was previously arrested in June of 2013 after he engaged in sex with a pool float outside of his house in front of several children. He pleaded guilty to that offense and was sentenced to 11 months in prison but was released early.

In August of 2011 he was arrested for a similar offense involving having sex with a pink swimming pool raft.

In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.

[Spedmallet]

this is why lesbians exist

[JRob]

The man's gotta get his rocks off to something, you know

[SubparTony]

Now that's sexist

[NeonSpider]

He should just build a giant wooden fence around his pool that's large enough you can't casually see over it except maybe by airplane/helicopter and then get his freak on however he wants.

Really doesn't sound that unusual other than the part where he does it in public view. The unusual stuff is people having sex with picnic tables, cars, bicycles, that sort of thing. And yes it's happened.

[Rad]

Talk about going out with a bang.

[All-American-Badass]

At 6/11/14 04:34 PM, Vnzi wrote: God dammit Ohio I thought I trusted you.

At least they're not Florida.

[NeonSpider]

At 6/11/14 04:56 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:34 PM, Vnzi wrote: God dammit Ohio I thought I trusted you.

At least they're not Florida.

At least Florida isn't Texas. Oooh Snap!

[LittleWashu]

At 6/11/14 04:56 PM, All-American-Badass wrote:

At 6/11/14 04:34 PM, Vnzi wrote: God dammit Ohio I thought I trusted you.

At least they're not Florida.

Yeah Florida already get's enough flak as it is.

[Wegra]

Wow so very hot

[NeonSpider]

At 6/11/14 06:16 PM, Wegra wrote: Wow so very hot

Does it excite you? Do you wish to join him in his inflatable pool activities?

[Wegra]

At 6/11/14 06:21 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 6/11/14 06:16 PM, Wegra wrote: Wow so very hot

Does it excite you? Do you wish to join him in his inflatable pool activities?

maybe

[Void]

This is why I'm bisexual

[ThePulp]

Well, didn't he think of buying a blow-up doll instead?

It's pretty much the same thing.

This is a pretty fucking surreal piece of news.

I don't buy it.

[Painbringer]

At 6/11/14 04:06 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: HAMILTON, OH -

A Hamilton man with a long history of public indecency convictions was arrested again for simulating sex with a pool float.

Dammit, Chronamut!

[wildfire4461]

Arrested 4 times for the same thing?

How about throwing him in the loonie bin instead?

[Scintillating]

At 6/11/14 10:47 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Arrested 4 times for the same thing?

How about throwing him in the loonie bin instead?

He exposed himself to children and was only sentenced to 11 months and then released early. Good job Ohio.

[GamesArmor]

At 6/11/14 10:51 PM, Scintillating wrote:

At 6/11/14 10:47 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: Arrested 4 times for the same thing?

How about throwing him in the loonie bin instead?

He exposed himself to children and was only sentenced to 11 months and then released early. Good job Ohio.

It's really not a big deal. Also, there's a difference between having a weird fetish and being a dumbass/ being insane.

[Ron-Geno]

A pool float?
I heard it was your mom.

[GamesArmor]

At 6/11/14 11:30 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

At 6/11/14 11:01 PM, GamesArmor wrote:

At 6/11/14 10:51 PM, Scintillating wrote: He exposed himself to children and was only sentenced to 11 months and then released early. Good job Ohio.

It's really not a big deal. Also, there's a difference between having a weird fetish and being a dumbass/ being insane.

Apparently having sex with a pool float in front of children is standard business in Ohio.

"Oh no! He exposed our children to something weird!"

He did not impose on anyone. He didn't force anything. They could leave whenever they wanted to.

It's not a big deal.