A funny poem

[Krash17]

This is a poem written by a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. I love this poem because anyone could have written it. Not a lot of time was spent on it, he never writes anything, there isn't some big underlying message...yet it's based on a model everyone knows, so the rhythm is there and the rhyming is easy. If you are wanting to try writing, this is a good model to get you started, because although this is simple, it cracks me up every time I read it. Maybe I just have a dumb sense of humor. He calls it Dumptruck and it goes like this.

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem sucks
Microwave

See how easy that is?! I'd love to read YOUR "Roses are Red" poems. Leave 'em in comments!

[WrightOnTarget]

roses are red
fuck yourself
no seriously
fuck yourself

IRON SHEIK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

[Krash17]

At 5/29/14 05:22 PM, protoAuthor wrote: roses are red
fuck yourself
no seriously
fuck yourself

IRON SHEIK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

You know, I really liked the part of this where it was about fucking yourself. Really makes you think.

[WrightOnTarget]

At 5/29/14 05:42 PM, Krash17 wrote:

At 5/29/14 05:22 PM, protoAuthor wrote: roses are red
fuck yourself
no seriously
fuck yourself

IRON SHEIK MAKE YOU HUMBLE

You know, I really liked the part of this where it was about fucking yourself. Really makes you think.

I know, isn't it impressive how I rhymed fuck yourself with fuck yourself?

[AxTekk]

Erm, roses are red
So are lots of other things
In fact I think roses are more red
Than red things are roses

[Krash17]

I know, isn't it impressive how I rhymed fuck yourself with fuck yourself?

Reminds me of a Black Sabbath song...

"Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses"

Worked for Ozzy, why not you too?

[Krash17]

Roses are red
Violets are too
If they're covered in blood
Pewpewpew

[Krash17]

At 5/29/14 06:21 PM, AxTekk wrote: Erm, roses are red
So are lots of other things
In fact I think roses are more red
Than red things are roses

Roses are red,
My car is red,
Redheads are red
Red crayons are also red

[TomJason]

Roses are reds
Green are reds
Gray are reds
...I'm colourblind.

[jhypsyshah]

Rursus hur hurp
vurluts hur durp
hurp urn durp wurk
hurr hurr hurp durp

[whiz85]

"Roses are red,"
"I really don't care."
"I still hope you enjoyed."
There.

Or how about...

Roses are red;
Trumpets are brass.
If you make me angry,
Fuck rhyming.