You might remember me from such films as "You're reading this in my voice", "You are now swallowing, breathing and blinking manually", "Uncross your legs and realize there is no comfortable pot in your mouth for your tongue, it just sits there awkwardly", "Did you forget that your jaw has weight, forcing you to manually hold it closed", "You're producing saliva too", "Your body is itching at least in one place", "You now realize you need to go to the toiled" and telethons such as "You haven't cleared your throat for a while".
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
