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Conditioned my beard

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Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 16:59:59


Anyone else partake in this strange ritual? I did for the first time tonight and it feels good. It's a young beard in length but my god it feels good now.

What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?


This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:02:42


At 3/1/13 04:59 PM, Otto wrote: What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?

I don't even use shaving cream. No conditioning!


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:08:52


At 3/1/13 04:59 PM, Otto wrote: What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?

I'll be honest, I've never even used shampoo on my beard, let alone conditioner. All it's ever come into contact with is regular soap.

What brand did you use btw?

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:11:45


At 3/1/13 05:08 PM, BrokenDeck wrote:
At 3/1/13 04:59 PM, Otto wrote: What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?
I'll be honest, I've never even used shampoo on my beard, let alone conditioner. All it's ever come into contact with is regular soap.

What brand did you use btw?

Just tried the stuff I use on my hair, Herbal Essences It's A Curl Thing


This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:14:25


I am going to start my bear is all wryly and coarse I need to get it soft and filled out.

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:15:14


At 3/1/13 05:11 PM, Otto wrote: Just tried the stuff I use on my hair, Herbal Essences It's A Curl Thing

Does it leave some sort of tingly effect on your skin during the wash? Or does it just make your beard a lot more manageable?

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:16:26


At 3/1/13 04:59 PM, Otto wrote: Anyone else partake in this strange ritual? I did for the first time tonight and it feels good. It's a young beard in length but my god it feels good now.

What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?

You've seen my beard right? If not Clubs & Crews, The Badass Beard Brigade Thread. I condition and use a damaged hair treatment on my beard 3 times a week or it becomes a tangled mess of steel wool. I never use shampoo on it though, it just strips away the goodness in your beard. Only condition and treat.

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:17:38


I remember a while back when i had this thing for using conditioner on all the body hair on my body...
I also remember that in that time period i got new soft as silk sheets for my bed

Every night after a shower id get into bed.. And it would feel...
...
In comparison the fur of a kitten.. A babys skin and or a fresh flowers petals felt hard and rough compared to the mixxing of a fully conditioned body meeting soft as god sheets

Conditioned my beard


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:18:22


At 3/1/13 05:15 PM, BrokenDeck wrote:
At 3/1/13 05:11 PM, Otto wrote: Just tried the stuff I use on my hair, Herbal Essences It's A Curl Thing
Does it leave some sort of tingly effect on your skin during the wash? Or does it just make your beard a lot more manageable?

I mean to be honest it's only just dried so it's hard to say, and the length it's at, it's still totally manageable. Still, it definitely feels softer, and that can't be a bad thing. The skin underneath is totally normal but good conditioner is a good scalp moisturiser anyway. I'll definitely keep doing it every now and then, see what happens. I'm growing my beard out for the first time, see, and I naturally frizz a lot all over.

Slint was a bit right I know

This is a song about cum on hotel walls.

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 17:20:13


another good way to keep your bear in check is a Beard Comb.

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 20:04:39


When washing my hair in the shower, i usually drag the shampoo and conditioner down my head and through my beard.

Helps to soften it so i don't feel as if i have face pubes.


Piss

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 20:09:36


I've got one of' em shampoo/conditioner shampoos so I use it on my sideburns as well as my hair.

i'm not enough of a man to grow a full beard yet

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-01 20:16:38


Can't grow a beard but certainly do have silky soft pubes due to this ritual.


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 02:02:35


I hate the process between no beard and beard. either or I enjoy equally. but fuck the process in between.


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 02:05:57


At 3/2/13 02:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: beards are shit

beards are the shit, yes. yes, they are.


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 02:12:29


At 3/2/13 02:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 3/2/13 02:05 AM, AmericanZero wrote: beards are the shit, yes. yes, they are.
No, they're fucking shit. Nobody with any taste likes beards.

:/ I don't agree, what is your dislike of a beard? honest interaction and debate, no hate but what''s on your mind friend


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 02:16:46


I'll use a little shampoo/conditioner combination in my beard when it gets on the longer side, but I don't do it regularly.

It makes it really soft.


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 02:30:54


No one mentioned their pubes? No? Alright?

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 04:06:42


my beard is too shitty to condition


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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 06:58:30


At 3/1/13 05:11 PM, Otto wrote: Herbal Essences It's A Curl Thing

that sounds like the band name and debut single of a new jack swing band from the early 90s

"and this is Herbal Essences, with It's A Curl Thing"

"bayyybaaay, it's a curl thaaaang"


MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"

Sig by this dude

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 10:43:44


At 3/2/13 10:35 AM, BizzarroPMP wrote:
At 3/1/13 05:11 PM, Otto wrote:
At 3/1/13 05:08 PM, BrokenDeck wrote:
At 3/1/13 04:59 PM, Otto wrote: What are your feelings, neckbeards of the world?
I'll be honest, I've never even used shampoo on my beard, let alone conditioner. All it's ever come into contact with is regular soap.

What brand did you use btw?
Just tried the stuff I use on my hair, Herbal Essences It's A Curl Thing
1. That shampoo is a play on the phrase, "it's a girl thing." You use girl shampoo.

Girls get all the best shampoos, you know it, we all know it

2. Everyone knows by beard you mean pubes.

you fuckin wot mate

nah I make no testimony to being manly except for the frontal body hair I posess

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 11:39:03


At 3/2/13 02:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: No, they're fucking shit. Nobody with any taste likes beards.

Some great people had beards. Like Santa Clause!


The latest: Hexa #97 (May)

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 17:26:56


At 3/2/13 11:39 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:
At 3/2/13 02:09 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: No, they're fucking shit. Nobody with any taste likes beards.
Some great people had beards. Like Santa Clause!

I'm hoping to look just like him this Christmas. I need more grey though. It's already huge and soft and fluffy. You got to take care of them or they just get all wirey and tangled. It sucks getting the knots out, with or without a Beard brush.

Also Grizzly Addams and Mick Foley.

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 17:29:17


When I had one, I'd condition it. Fucking works.


Protect the Muska.

Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 18:18:10


Do you ever get semen stuck in your beard?


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to Conditioned my beard 2013-03-02 20:57:11


At 3/2/13 06:18 PM, Sevkat wrote: Do you ever get semen stuck in your beard?

That's why you swallow.


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