So while at Portland airport today, some smokin hot chick was breastfeeding her baby. Normally I find public breastfeeding to be annoying, but I made an exception in this case as I his behind my TIME magazine and saw nipple when she finished.
booya! This means I'm not a virgin, right?
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I am severely disappointed that you did not see some birds
At 12/30/12 11:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote:booya! This means I'm not a virgin, right?
You're 19. You shouldn't be a virgin anymore at this point anyway. Which makes either this thread or you retarded.
I'm going with a bit of both.
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dude! i just found some rocks that look like boobs! you in?
That's the NG regular way to do it.
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At 12/30/12 11:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote: I made an exception in this case as I his behind my TIME magazine and saw nipple when she finished.
I think I know who your person of the year is.
im so lame please kill me
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At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, VJF wrote:At 12/30/12 11:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote:You're 19. You shouldn't be a virgin anymore at this point anyway. Which makes either this thread or you retarded.booya! This means I'm not a virgin, right?
Who cares if hes a virgin or not? The REAL problem is that he caught a glimpse of a nipple and had to make a thread about it.
At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, VJF wrote: You're 19. You shouldn't be a virgin anymore at this point anyway. Which makes either this thread or you retarded.
I'm going with a bit of both.
Who says I was being serious?
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This is a typical newgrounds thread that I only expect to see on newgrounds
I still to this day haven't seen boobies but I have stuck my dick between them.
It was dark
Man.. That aint shit.
I was going through security at a airport, and I had to take off my belt and shoes, and while I was putting them back on, the lady behind me not only had extremely large tits, but her shirt was practically a net you could see right through it.
And no, she wasn't wearing a bra.
Omg dude, this one time on this thing called the internet I saw tits everywhere.
Next time run right up to her and yell "STOP TAUNTING ME!! I WANT THEM LATHERED BREASTS!!" and then run away.
At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, VJF wrote: You're 19. You shouldn't be a virgin anymore at this point anyway.
that's not true at all. some people don't find love or a girl right away. shit takes time.
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At 12/31/12 02:57 AM, Daikenkini wrote:At 12/30/12 11:45 PM, Lionelion wrote: I am severely disappointed that you did not see some birdsAin't those called "Tits"?
No, they're called "boobies", thus my disappointment
this is exactly why i always come prepared with grown-up diapers, so you can quickly strip down, put em on, sit on her lap, and commence the sucking
At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, VJF wrote:At 12/30/12 11:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote:You're 19. You shouldn't be a virgin anymore at this point anyway. Which makes either this thread or you retarded.booya! This means I'm not a virgin, right?
I'm going with a bit of both.
Look at little miss can't take a joke.
I once saw a man's penis. As such I knew I had to be gay and thus went down on him and sucked him off. I was on my way to marry my would be wife also but sadly I had to dump her once I was made gay.
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At 12/30/12 11:43 PM, KillerSkull wrote: on in this case as I his behind my TIME magazine and saw nipple when she finished.
booya! This means I'm not a virgin, right?
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At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, tox wrote: dude! i just found some rocks that look like boobs! you in?
No man, I'm, drawing boobs on my Etch-A-Sketch.
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At 12/31/12 11:42 AM, pirateplatypus wrote:At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, tox wrote: dude! i just found some rocks that look like boobs! you in?No man, I'm, drawing boobs on my Etch-A-Sketch.
Go ahead, they always come out square.
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At 12/31/12 11:52 AM, Dry-Ice wrote:At 12/31/12 11:42 AM, pirateplatypus wrote:Go ahead, they always come out square.At 12/30/12 11:48 PM, tox wrote: dude! i just found some rocks that look like boobs! you in?No man, I'm, drawing boobs on my Etch-A-Sketch.
I'm getting better at it, they look more triangular now.
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At 12/31/12 01:14 PM, saqwert wrote: I bet you pathetic virgins don't even know what boobs feel like. I'll tell you just because I feel bad
They feel like bags of sand
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