How is this possible?!

[Ericho]

There's a little Christmas tree that my family keeps on the top of the stairs on a table. I was going to put some ornaments on it, but this morning when I woke up, the ornaments were already on. I talked to my mom and she claims she didn't do it, so it must have been my brother. We thanked him for his work, but then he said he didn't do it either!

How did those ornaments get on the tree if none of us put it in?! My dad's away on a trip, so it couldn't have been him either!

[Vasconium]

I'd recommend calling up Ghostbusters, you know, just in case...

[VJF]

Chrismas magic, that's how.

Duh.

[PimpNFresh]

It's another Festivus miracle!

[fireimp]

At 12/2/12 12:00 PM, PimpNFresh wrote: It's another Festivus miracle!

^

Sandy Claws put them there. He watches you when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake ya know ;)

[HungarianSupermarket]

Slap her firmly in the cock and prepare an expertly crafted toasted sandwich.

[Art3misZer0]

You did it, but you forgot that you did it.

[chupacabras89]

you did it in your sleep, simple as that.

[Lintire]

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
But the tree was undecorated, which it deemed unfair

So it crept to the cupboard, and swung it open with glee
Decorations piled out; how full could it be?
It turned and it saw your brother standing wide-eyed
And beat the shit out of him; no wonder he lied!

With blood on its branches and tinsel in leaves
It kicked your mother's door open - no chance to flee!
An empty vaseline jar, and a good fucking, done
Heavy breathed calls to dad to complete all the fun

Now you know the truth, and you know what to burn
The raping, violent, prank-calling tree this Christmas morn'

a poem by lintire

[mothballs]

Looks like someone was drunk and doesn't remember doing it. Was it you, Ericho? huh?

[funnyman46]

There must have been a Christmas Tree Decorator that lived in your house hundreds of years ago.

He had to have died a horrible death, and now he haunts your home, slowly ornamenting all of your trees.

Be careful or he'll ornament you...

[tox]

At 12/2/12 01:20 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Elves did it.

He did my tree to

[All-American-Badass]

It's clearly obvious that your house is haunted by a family that died there years ago, and they're doing good deeds to get out of purgatory.

[GodOfVideoGames]

Oh, that was me.

I was making my way out of Omegeist's house (where I lost my booze) and noticed how wimpy your tree looked, so I broke into Gagsy's house and got the decorations I needed to make it look snappy.

[SneakyGameBoy]

Christmas spirits!

[Ericho]

At 12/2/12 01:33 PM, mothballs wrote: Looks like someone was drunk and doesn't remember doing it. Was it you, Ericho? huh?

I've only drank alcohol twice in my entire life, so I doubt it.

Maybe sleepwalking? If so, that would certainly be something new!

I decided not to mention anything about miracles because poxpower and Bacchalian would just talk about how dumb I am, although I would like to see their explanations.

[IronicMaiden]

They're heeeeere!

[BucketOfSand]

those black people like to be nice too

[erenahmed]

Anything is possible but i don't believe a ghost or wat not would do any dirty work for you, just sayin or obviously someone trying to spook you

[PIED3]

At 12/2/12 01:05 PM, Lintire wrote: a poem by lintire

Ha ha, neat

[PWJP]

This night, hide somewhere next to the tree, and keep a sharp eye to see if anyone else approaches it.
Shoot on sight.
This technique works wonders, but do not blame me for the death of loved ones/a sleepless night.

[TheMajormel]

At 12/2/12 01:00 PM, chupacabras89 wrote: you did it in your sleep, simple as that.

I believe this as well. OPs subconcious mustve took over OPs body.

[BloodCoveredWolf]

Its a christmas miracle

[Wavepad]

Santa did it.

Duh!

[Swag-in-a-Bag]

The Ghost of St. Nicholas did it

[beardkiller]

Its the festive chimney robber my friend he put them on