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favorite philosopher

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favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 22:09:16


anyone here have a philosopher they particularly like?
personally i think plato was an epic dude

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 23:11:39


Aristotle.
but I find Confucius to be hilarious.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 23:15:47


I can tell you my least favorite.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 23:49:53


My favourite was Aristotle he told us many great things such as how women are just demented men and how the solar system revolves around the earth

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 23:55:30


I think Ayn Rand is a pretty cool guy. He thinks all poor people are freeloaders and doesn't afraid of anything.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-27 23:57:00


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 00:04:36


In no particular order here is my top 3.
Wittgenstein
Kishnamurti
Joseph Campbell


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 02:02:40


St. Thomas Aquinas, followed closely by Aristotle.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 02:11:38


At 11/27/12 11:55 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: I think Ayn Rand is a pretty cool guy. He thinks all poor people are freeloaders and doesn't afraid of anything.

Ayn Rand was a woman, as well as a hypocrite who died on welfare, but yeah Ayn as in "Anne".

For me though it'd have to be Bruce Lee, and if you say he isn't a philosopher you haven't read his works. Interesting enough, it's his birthday today. Try reading "Tao of Jeet Kune Do".
"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering."

If anyone says Franz Kafka I will punch you in the throat.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 02:24:36


Me. I've philosophed with the greatest.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 02:25:09


Aristotle.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 14:16:27


Tom fulp

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 15:19:13


Machiavelli, not because I have any idea what his philosophies are about but because I have a shitload of inside jokes about him that make absolutely no sense

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 16:23:29


I might go with Confucius on this one, he has a lot of useful advice, but there are a lot of other great philosophers.

"An oppressive government is to be more feared than a tiger." - Confucius

"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." - Voltaire

"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?" - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Men create the gods in their own image." - Xenophanes

"He has the most who is most content with the least." - Diogenes

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 16:24:48


Joseph Campbell helped put a lot of heavy shit into perspective for me...and thanks to him, I hardly worry as much as I should.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 16:33:50


Zach Braff

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 17:39:01


At 11/28/12 04:33 PM, Lintire wrote: Zach Braff

lmfao.

I'm told it was Socrates:

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 17:40:36


Insanctuary


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 18:18:55


Plato, because his name sounds like Play-Doh, which is clearly evidence of his ability to prophecize

Just kidding. Allegory of the Cave FTW.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 19:48:02


Perhaps one of the greatest philosophers of our time:

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 20:39:18


At 11/28/12 08:32 PM, saqwert wrote:
At 11/28/12 07:48 PM, SeekerFang17 wrote: Perhaps one of the greatest philosophers of our time:
That doesn't look like the Steve Harvey video?

Oh wait, here it is. It is still some of the greatest words of wisdom.

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 21:03:40


At 11/28/12 08:43 PM, saqwert wrote:
Have you read The Chronicles of Pussy Vol. 3?

No, is it any good?

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 21:07:57


At 11/28/12 09:06 PM, saqwert wrote:
Possibly the greatest thing I ever read. Like, before reading this book I thought I knew the pussy. I didn't know shit
Like you know I know more about the pussy than anyone you ever met, but this book still managed to blow my mind.
Like I'm completely straight, 100% heterosexual

Ok, I will look into it. Maybe after reading this I can finally become knowledgeable in things that real men know about. Thank you esse-saqwert.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 22:51:37


My favourite philosopher is George Washington he espoused freedom, good values and he never lied


'In God we trust' U.S national motto

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-28 22:57:52


At 11/28/12 02:11 AM, crazygiraffe wrote:
At 11/27/12 11:55 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: I think Ayn Rand is a pretty cool guy. He thinks all poor people are freeloaders and doesn't afraid of anything.
Ayn Rand was a woman, as well as a hypocrite who died on welfare, but yeah Ayn as in "Anne".

Crazygiraffe is an Anglo-centrist, as well as a prude who can't recognize or look up memes. Also, Ayn Rand called selfishness a virtue, and she took every penny she could from public welfare programs that she couldn't destroy. That's pretty consistent in my book.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-29 08:18:21


At 11/28/12 04:26 PM, MrPercie wrote: Oh I dont fucking know, their all a miserable bunch, they just tell me that my life is pointless and im a fat smelly idiot and should die than live the painful existance that is life.

But they're right.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-29 08:29:52


jeremy clarkson when it comes to cars.

Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-29 12:00:42


At 11/27/12 11:56 PM, Zachary wrote: tupac shakur

Modern "philosopher", yes.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-11-29 16:27:52


I personally like Jerry Sandusky. One of the most smart and innovative people i ever met. He was, and still is a great inspiration.


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Response to favorite philosopher 2012-12-02 17:32:01


Karl Popper is my favorite. He put science into perceptive for me.


My logic has a tendency of getting me getting stuck in the middle.