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So I got herpes two girlfriends ago

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And havent told the last one or my current girl I have it. Is it weird that I kind of use it as an emergency break up plan that I keep secret happily knowing that if a bad breakup comes along I can laugh in their face and tell them I gave them herpes?


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:41:42


If you're serious, I can only hope you are hit by a bus some time in the near future.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:42:32


You're a douche.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:44:37


At 11/6/12 08:41 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: If you're serious, I can only hope you are hit by a bus some time in the near future.

Its funny because I'm not even trolling, It just makes sense in my head as a security


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:49:40


I hope you stop putting girls at risk for STDs.

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:50:52


Spreading diseases to others is cool guys. I also don't use condoms and get girls I don't know pregnant. Hifive!


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:51:03


Why the fuck haven't you tried to fight it?

Anyways, if for some reason you end up staying with this girl forever, your "security measure" would make an interesting inaugural commitment gift. ("You've made sure we'll be together forever" and all that shit.)


It's time to get pissed off.

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:52:25


u r the shit of scummer ass

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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:52:56


At 11/6/12 08:51 PM, Master-X wrote:
Anyways, if for some reason you end up staying with this girl forever, your "security measure" would make an interesting inaugural commitment gift. ("You've made sure we'll be together forever" and all that shit.)

THIS.

Also, get ready for your full body-herpes babies.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:55:14


At 11/6/12 08:50 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Spreading diseases to others is cool guys. I also don't use condoms and get girls I don't know pregnant. Hifive!

I use the pull out method and have a lengthy discussion after about how we will get rid of the baby if the girl does get pregnant. I havent had any girls get pregnant off of pre cum so far so I guess I'm either sterile or not potent enough to end up with a oops baby


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 20:56:22


At 11/6/12 08:55 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote:
I use the pull out method and have a lengthy discussion after about how we will get rid of the baby if the girl does get pregnant. I havent had any girls get pregnant off of pre cum so far so I guess I'm either sterile or not potent enough to end up with a oops baby

u r biologically inferior
this is good 4 humanity bitch


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 21:05:51


At 11/6/12 08:59 PM, Profanity wrote: Anyone dumb enough to give this kid a shot deserves herpes.

Haha I put up the best front so they usually can't tell who I really am until after the honeymoon phase so its not their fault.

At 11/6/12 08:56 PM, Boss wrote:
u r biologically inferior
this is good 4 humanity bitch

I would see it as gifted the world needs less people in general.

At 11/6/12 08:56 PM, Entice wrote:
Please don't breed.

Don't plan on any intentional children but I can't choose for a stubborn girl to keep or kill our baby


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 21:25:18


Dude, that's very fucked up. What do you do with the fact that you have herpes and that that shit will be with you for the rest of your life, unless a cure comes out in the future, but even still what do you do? I've never had herpes so I don't know if it burns your crotch or not.

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 21:31:23


At 11/6/12 09:28 PM, Shauna wrote: Welcome to jail time.

Welcome to Tool Time

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От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 21:36:36


Why are all your threads about your multiple girlfriends?

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 21:38:21


At 11/6/12 09:32 PM, dragoswrath wrote: I love how you say "two girlfriends ago" as if it is an increment of time.

it is


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 22:20:27


Isn't it illegal to have sex with someone without informing them you have a disease?


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 22:31:23


Wow, you're a cunt

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-06 22:37:25


You are a piece of shit and don't deserve to have any attention from girls whatsoever.

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 00:33:06


Wow are you serious? You don't tell anyone?

I can understand if you don't want to say it the first night or whatever, but you only use it as a break up plan? That just seems absurd to me. Herpes is like a serious STD.

You should get that ish treated


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 00:54:50


At 11/7/12 12:50 AM, SirFinland wrote: Am I the only one who feels like contacting the authorities with this shit and tell them we have a maniac spreading STDs knowingly?

Probably. I'm not sure if anyone else on here cares enough to do so.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 01:07:28


At 11/6/12 08:55 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote:
At 11/6/12 08:50 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: Spreading diseases to others is cool guys. I also don't use condoms and get girls I don't know pregnant. Hifive!
I use the pull out method and have a lengthy discussion after about how we will get rid of the baby if the girl does get pregnant. I havent had any girls get pregnant off of pre cum so far so I guess I'm either sterile or not potent enough to end up with a oops baby

Go to the nearest middle school and sit in during the health/sex ed class. You'll learn something :)

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 01:14:20


Calm down guys, OP is a troll


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 01:28:29


Two girlfriends ago... I like it.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 01:37:17


I don't know maybe?


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 02:25:23


Isn't it illegal to knowingly give other people diseases?


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 04:07:03


Wow, what a douche-nozzle. I lost all respect for you.

Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 08:27:01


At 11/6/12 08:55 PM, JoeAbbt-Grimes wrote: I use the pull out method

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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 09:50:59


Did you know that what you're thinking about is illegal, you're endangering someones life on purpose.


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Response to So I got herpes two girlfriends ago 2012-11-07 10:50:56


Theres nothing to say that it cant works both ways, Im optimistic youll find that perfect girl who uses the same 'security measure' and contributes another uncureable disease to your collection.


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