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You suddenly acquire $1,000,000

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You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:11:12


How you acquired the one million dollars is irrelevant. How much of it, if any, will you donate to Newgrounds and why?


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:12:38


Improve the modship and users first then we'll talk about $10,000 or so.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:12:44


At 9/29/12 11:11 AM, Step wrote: How much of it, if any, will you donate to Newgrounds and why?

I wouldn't donate anything to anyone cause i'm a greedy, selfish rat bastard.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:14:44


hmm... ....

100,000..?


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:19:29


I'm gonna have to say exactly $0 USD. There's no point in throwing away money you just earned.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:20:51


Buy Poland.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:26:57


I acquired it by means of racketeering and extortion. I use every penny to expand my evil empire.

MuahahaHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 11:32:00


At 9/29/12 11:20 AM, w33zl wrote: Buy Poland.

Now why would you want to do something like that? The level of overall corruption is insane, so it would be like flushing your cash down the toilet.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 15:56:32


$0

What has Newgrounds ever done for me?


My power is the only power.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 15:59:27


At 9/29/12 11:11 AM, Step wrote: How you acquired the one million dollars is irrelevant. How much of it, if any, will you donate to Newgrounds and why?

some multiple of 25, i'd give a few users the red star thing

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:01:14


$0

I have far more important things to use that money for; in other words, I'm a selfish bastard and I don't care about the fate of Newgrounds.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:03:19


At 9/29/12 04:01 PM, Tremulos wrote: $0

I have far more important things to use that money for; in other words, I'm a selfish bastard and I don't care about the fate of Newgrounds.

I hardly think that makes you selfish, it's not like Newgrounds is some dying charity that feeds children in your local area and needs a donation.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:17:39


Well...
I wouldn't donate any money to Newgrounds, except for the $25 to remove ads.
The rest of the money I'd use to purchase all the Justin Bieber Merchandise, then I'd burn it in front of him and his fans...and then I would burn him.
No offence to any Justin Bieber fans reading this...well...it doesn't get any more offensive as that!


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:22:07


I would donate about a hundred pound to Newgrounds via merchandise.

If there isn't any relation between my acquiring of the money and Newgrounds, then there isn't really any reason I should give any to it which I ordinarily wouldn't.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:26:30


maybe the supporter thing and maybe a shirt. not like they've done much for me.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 16:28:10


Zero dollars, 1,000,000 dollars will not last me a life time, and I want to better my own future. Newgrounds is just a pass-time, and my future does not depend on Newgrounds.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 17:44:43


I'd probably use $500 and give random people free red stars.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:18:56


With a million bucks, donating to NG is the least of my worries.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:20:01


$1,000,000 isn't very much these days.

I would want to invest most of it, so it lasts as long as possible, but I would probably kick $10-50,000 to Newgrounds to keep it up and running.

The only problem is that once you start giving money to one person, the rest of your friends/acquaintances start asking, "why not me?". So, if ever I should win the lottery, I probably wouldn't tell anyone about it and continue living within my means for a while.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:27:55


At 9/29/12 06:20 PM, Timmy wrote: $1,000,000 isn't very much these days.

Bullshit.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:28:43


At 9/29/12 06:20 PM, Timmy wrote:
The only problem is that once you start giving money to one person, the rest of your friends/acquaintances start asking, "why not me?". So, if ever I should win the lottery, I probably wouldn't tell anyone about it and continue living within my means for a while.

I expect that I'd be the first person you'd write a check to.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:31:07


Donate half. I can do pretty well with just $500,000.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 18:47:31


At 9/29/12 11:11 AM, Step wrote: How you acquired the one million dollars is irrelevant. How much of it, if any, will you donate to Newgrounds and why?

I'd give 1000US$

After all, I learned much here.

But I have to go save the world.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 19:00:58


a penny now that's a worthy contribution!


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 20:15:06


Because I'm so kind, I would donate $1000 to Newgrounds, and let them figure out how they want to spend it. As for the rest of the money, I would try and invest some of that money towards the future and all that good stuff, and spend the rest of that money on things that I would enjoy, but I would rather not explain with reasons I'll keep to myself, thank you.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 20:16:17


I'd buy 1 of everything in the store, and then maybe about 10,000$.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 20:19:26


Spend it all on newgrounds of course.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 20:28:56


At 9/29/12 11:11 AM, Step wrote: How you acquired the one million dollars is irrelevant. How much of it, if any, will you donate to Newgrounds and why?

Well, I'd like to think that I'd be generous but it is just a website that I visit when it's in black and white. I'd say 20 thousand just to see what they'd do with it. I'm guessing they'd be an article on the NG wiki about how it was wisely spent on alcohol and bite size chocolate bars.

Naturally I'd want to be modded too.


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Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-29 23:57:33


First I'd get a house and pay off my student loans and the car loans my husband and I have. We'd still have plenty left over, so I'd probably save and invest it, then use some of what comes out of that. Of course, some of the money would probably go towards NG merchandise too.

Response to You suddenly acquire $1,000,000 2012-09-30 00:12:26


Ten, maybe twenty dollars.
If my parents found out I had a million dollars and "wasted" any on this site I wouldn't hear the end of it.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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