This thread: I have a bong and I want to show off how cool I am by having it/using it so made a thread about it under the false pretense that I want you all to help give a name to this inanimate object that I have no real intention of calling anything other than 'my bong'.
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At 8/29/12 04:15 AM, Natick wrote:At 8/29/12 04:01 AM, Gagsy wrote: This thread: I have a bong and I want to show off how cool I am by having it/using it so made a thread about it under the false pretense that I want you all to help give a name to this inanimate object that I have no real intention of calling anything other than 'my bong'.Please pull your head out of your ass before you bash something that you've clearly never tried in your entire life.
Never tried showing off their crap to look cool in a thread or never named inanimate objects?
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
Hi
At 8/29/12 04:32 AM, Protagonist wrote:
Oh dude I hope that isn't a pewdiepie reference, that guys a fag man.
Thought you were cool.
No its not a refrence there was this guy on tf2 named stephano and he basicly trained me in the ways of heavycraft and spycraft i repsect my trainers
Hi
At 8/29/12 04:15 AM, Natick wrote:
Please pull your head out of your ass before you bash something that you've clearly never tried in your entire life.
Yeah I must never have done recreational drugs because I think naming an object is idiotic and redundant. You got me.
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At 8/29/12 05:53 AM, 24901miles wrote:
In this post, the heroine attempts to show off how cool she is for having used recreational drugs and yet not accepting any of the associated culture under the false pretense of caring enough about the original poster to write a blurb about exactly how the oh god what am I writing.
Thats ok. Keep calling me a heroine.
Makes me feel cool man.
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At 8/29/12 05:53 AM, 24901miles wrote:At 8/29/12 05:41 AM, Gagsy wrote:In this post, the heroine attempts to show off how cool she is for having used recreational drugsAt 8/29/12 04:15 AM, Natick wrote:Please pull your head out of your ass before you bash something that you've clearly never tried in your entire life.Yeah I must never have done recreational drugs because I think naming an object is idiotic and redundant. You got me.
She never said she did. Only that the assumption that she hasn't based on her previous post made no sense. And it isn't a negative thing to not try drugs. Not everyone has to try everything and you don't have to try something to have an opinion about it. You haven't tried anally raping a gopher have you?
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While we're at it, will someone help me name the object I use to scrap dead skin off my feet with?
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At 8/29/12 06:03 AM, Gagsy wrote: While we're at it, will someone help me name the object I use to scrap dead skin off my feet with?
Name it Bong
At 8/29/12 06:03 AM, Gagsy wrote: While we're at it, will someone help me name the object I use to scrap dead skin off my feet with?
name it the sole stealer
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At 8/29/12 04:31 AM, 24901miles wrote: Name it the Gagsy
Maybe I will lol, in honor of her kindness.
Keep the good ideas coming folks, this decision is not yet over!
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At 8/29/12 04:30 PM, Addict wrote:At 8/28/12 09:05 PM, Travis wrote: Chronic Breeze.lol travis is so META and straight-edge but he's giving you suggestions for paraphernalia
That's because of this lovely character trate Travis has, it's called being a cool dude. You could all learn something from Travis' example.
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At 9/8/12 09:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: Ignorant-fucking-pothead
No wait, that's you
what exactly am I ignorant of? I was ignorant of the fact that you suck dicks and like buttplugs, but that was before I met you.
You better be using that bong as a decoration for your roses or you'll get banned! Also, name it "aepr"
At 9/9/12 01:15 AM, DarkMatter wrote:At 9/8/12 09:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: Ignorant-fucking-potheadwhat exactly am I ignorant of? I was ignorant of the fact that you suck dicks and like buttplugs, but that was before I met you.
No wait, that's you
What is the root of your hatred of homosexuals?
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
At 9/9/12 05:59 AM, JBK wrote:At 9/9/12 01:15 AM, DarkMatter wrote:What is the root of your hatred of homosexuals?At 9/8/12 09:49 PM, Xenomit wrote: Ignorant-fucking-potheadwhat exactly am I ignorant of? I was ignorant of the fact that you suck dicks and like buttplugs, but that was before I met you.
No wait, that's you
I don't hate homosexuals, I'm just an asshole, in fact I'm not sure what peoples sexual preference is on this site half the time anyway.
At 9/9/12 06:04 AM, DarkMatter wrote:At 9/9/12 05:59 AM, JBK wrote:I don't hate homosexuals, I'm just an asshole, in fact I'm not sure what peoples sexual preference is on this site half the time anyway.At 9/9/12 01:15 AM, DarkMatter wrote:
I understand how it is used as an insult but just if a person seems using it that way in excess I sort of feel uncomfortable for them.
"you hate gays, believe in god, and dislike my posts, I still think you're cool"-FurryFox
"TarahlovesJBKscawk"-Tarah, "Those (under)pants are just adorable"-Gagsy
What can I say JBK said person is provoking me in my own thread (and others)
So far, the suggested names are.
"The New York Faggots" by Skaren
Good name, I like the animosity towards the Giants, but I can't be calling my bong mean names, it might tip itself over.
"The Weed Eater
Herbicide
Weed Whacker" by Mumbo
I like the ideas, Herbicide seems to be a likely candidate for the finals.
"The Flying Dutchman" Jester
Really cool name for a piece, but I would almost want to save this one for a even bigger bong I could possibly own in the future.
"cock" Rapacity
I'm not gonna call it cock.
"Tower of Terror" Mumbo
Hehe, nah, it's not a tower really, in terms of bongs.
"addiction one way in no way out" naronic
Too long, and kind of a buzz kill.
"Tsunami, One Puff Patrick, and some long name" Travis
I like these, Tsunami is a good piece name.
"Elvis" Master-of-pancakes
A really awesome name, definitely a runner.
"Cunt Cruncher" Potatos
I like this name, I might pick it in the end.
"Dr. Rock Pure Guava The Weasel Boognish The Stallion E-Dolla Jack the rippa Tittywagon"
I like Jack the rippa, but these are all pretty creative.
"Chronic Breeze"Travis
I think we have a winner, don't count out yet though.
"Frazzle" Ganon-dorf
simple, funny, idk it could work.
"The B.O.D." GuerrilleroHeroico
the Bong of Destiny would be a cool name.
"total fagot bong get a pipe" AnonymousCali
I have a pipe.
"The Suffocater" Boomstick
I like it alot, this could give Chronic Breeze a run for it's money.
"Robert" yurgenburgen
nah.
"billy" T3XT
nah.
"rocky the ex girlfriend and payback" ImlunchBoxx
I like the ideas.
"Billy Bong Thornton" Zachary
Goddamn thats a good name.
"Best Blowjob" Mandog
Would be a funny name.
"Stephano" Beardkiller
nah.
"Gagsy" 24901miles
lol nah.
"The Bonginator 5000" NerdLiife
Pretty awesome name, gonna be tough.
Well, the end results have yet to be decided, any votes will be taken into consideration.
My friend has a big translucent white bong called Pegasus. You will be hard pressed to beat that with such an ugly bong.
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At 8/28/12 10:29 PM, Protagonist wrote: Call it " I'm Unemployed ".
Perhaps the "I'll be in debt for years because i wasted my money in college while studying for an opportunity-free degree."
