hey so i have an idea for a cartoon and i have the script for it so here it is:
SKYWARD SWORD FUNTIMES
random kid "alright time to play some skyward sword!"
narrator "10 minutes later"
groose "HEY LINK"
link "what"
groose "FUCK Y-"
link stabs groose in the face
link "you shut you're face"
narrator "20 minutes later"
zelda "HEY IMA PUSH YOU OFF NOW"
link "hey what!? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
link falls and dies
random kid "well...screw this game i'm gonna go play some mario!"