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What does penis taste like?

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What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 02:56:59


I know alot of you are girls or just plain gay. Im assuming some of you have put a penis in your mouth.

So tell me, what do they taste like? Can you use a food? I know vagina automatically gets fish.

Does it taste rusty? Like blood or metal? Does it have the regular taste of skin? Maybe you can throw in testicles too, if you dont mind.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 03:02:12


Ask SexualEmo.

Or Tox.

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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 03:02:25


At 6/14/12 03:00 AM, Skaren wrote: Ask your little brother.

....What?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 03:04:19


Depends what you're doing with it. Mine personally tastes like honey-mustard sauce.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 03:05:29


At 6/14/12 03:02 AM, Bacari wrote:
At 6/14/12 03:00 AM, Skaren wrote: Ask your little brother.
....What?

Well he has clearly stuck his penis in your little brother's mouth.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 04:10:33


The taste of semen is usually much stronger.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 04:38:08


A better thread would have been how much money you would have as a heterosexual male to suck cock.

I think my price would be $500 but only if I know my man is clean.

Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 04:54:53


At 6/14/12 04:38 AM, Halberd wrote: A better thread would have been how much money you would have as a heterosexual male to suck cock.

I think my price would be $500 but only if I know my man is clean.

Deal.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:11:53


At 6/14/12 05:06 AM, Sensationalism wrote: A vagina does NOT taste like fish. It tastes like vagina. And penis tastes like penis.

Seeing as you are the freaky deeky person who has tasted both, would you like to go more in depth and describe it? Giving penis its own taste must mean it tastes like something never before tasted. Did it taste bad? Was it tasty?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:12:16


At 6/14/12 02:56 AM, Bacari wrote: I know a lot of you are girls

lol.You're funny

or just plain gay.

Shit got serious

I'm assuming some of you have put a penis in your mouth.

Personally,I prefer anal.So no.

So tell me, what do they taste like?

Male genital I guess.Why don't you ask your mother.I'm pretty sure she knows,unless she got pregnant by getting raped in a subway

Can you use a food?

That's weird,but ok,whatever.Just put chocolate on it or whipped cream.

Also,agree with Skaren
Subway for British English.

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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:15:49


At 6/14/12 05:12 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 6/14/12 02:56 AM, Bacari wrote: I know a lot of you are girls
lol.You're funny

This is why you cant find a girlfriend.

or just plain gay.
Shit got serious

Yes

I'm assuming some of you have put a penis in your mouth.
Personally,I prefer anal.So no.
So tell me, what do they taste like?

You like penis in your ass?

Male genital I guess.Why don't you ask your mother.I'm pretty sure she knows,unless she got pregnant by getting raped in a subway

You dont have to suck penis to get pregnant. Also, no I wont ask my mother.

Can you use a food?
That's weird,but ok,whatever.Just put chocolate on it or whipped cream.

I meant to describe it.

Also,agree with Skaren
Subway for British English.

What?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:21:38


At 6/14/12 05:11 AM, Bacari wrote: Giving penis its own taste must mean it tastes like something never before tasted. Did it taste bad? Was it tasty?

There is no one taste for penis.

It varies by man and his personal hygiene.

The taste of semen even varies by diet.

So basically, you're just going to have to taste a few yourself.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:30:38


Why don't you suck on your dads and find out.

Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:40:43


At 6/14/12 05:21 AM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/14/12 05:11 AM, Bacari wrote: Giving penis its own taste must mean it tastes like something never before tasted. Did it taste bad? Was it tasty?
There is no one taste for penis.

It varies by man and his personal hygiene.

The taste of semen even varies by diet.

So basically, you're just going to have to taste a few yourself.

Ok, so does a well kept penis taste good? Does an unkept penis taste bad? Does good semen have a lemony after taste? I wish someone would just tell me what they thought penis tasted like...


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 05:49:10


At 6/14/12 05:06 AM, Sensationalism wrote: A vagina does NOT taste like fish. It tastes like vagina. And penis tastes like penis.

That is very insightful of you sensationalism, good job.

Such a vivid description.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:02:53


At 6/14/12 05:15 AM, Bacari wrote: This is why you cant find a girlfriend.

Seems like you are the one who doesn't have a gf and wants to try other...sexual orientations

Personally,I prefer anal.So no.
You like penis in your ass?

In yours.

You dont have to suck penis to get pregnant.

Stupid.You are so stupid.

I meant to describe it.

You didn't insult me or something here so let it be,whatever

Also,agree with Skaren
Subway for British English.
What?

1) I agree with Skaren.
2)Subway has different meaning in British and American English.I just clarified I meant the meaning of British English


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:21:55


At 6/14/12 06:02 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
Seems like you are the one who doesn't have a gf and wants to try other...sexual orientations

Thats not how gay works.

Personally,I prefer anal.So no.
You like penis in your ass?
In yours.

What?

You dont have to suck penis to get pregnant.
Stupid.You are so stupid.

But you said...What?

I meant to describe it.
You didn't insult me or something here so let it be,whatever

What?

2)Subway has different meaning in British and American English.I just clarified I meant the meaning of British English

What the fuck does this have to do with Subway?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:33:16


At 6/14/12 06:27 AM, TwittSoup wrote:
He's the catcher, you're the receiver bitch neega.

Oh ok.

What the fuck does this have to do with Subway?
In British English a subway is an underground tunnel in which you can walk, rapes occur here due to it being often empty, dim and secluded. Not sure why your Mom would have to suck dick to give birth to you although I'm sure she's known to be a filthy bopping bitch.

Oh well yeah I know what a subway tunnel is like. I just didn't know why we were discussing it, then that made me think he was talking about Subway.

My mother is a clean woman.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:42:08


At 6/14/12 06:39 AM, TwittSoup wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:33 AM, Bacari wrote: My mother is a clean woman.
Lol k, tell moms I left the ashtray she made me in the car.

Dude, my mom is a great woman. She deserves to be respected. I dont want to joke about her being filthy and being raped.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:45:26


At 6/14/12 02:56 AM, Bacari wrote: I know vagina automatically gets fish.

Vagina tastes like nothing, and my girlfriend tells me penis doesn't really have a taste either

Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:50:21


At 6/14/12 06:27 AM, TwittSoup wrote: I'm lost here too.

The raper maybe only fucked her.He maybe didn't have much time to force her suck his dick.
So there is the chance that she doesn't know what penis tastes like.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:53:42


At 6/14/12 06:45 AM, PyroGreg wrote:
At 6/14/12 02:56 AM, Bacari wrote: I know vagina automatically gets fish.
Vagina tastes like nothing, and my girlfriend tells me penis doesn't really have a taste either

Hm, must mean you guys are very well kept. Does she taste it alot? I just want to know if she's had through the good and bad times.

And Im not going to comment on the BLATANTLY RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL COMMENTS SAID ABOUT SOMEONE'S MOTHER.

You're not "COOL" or "down" now, so just stop it assholes.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 06:56:59


At 6/14/12 06:55 AM, GoodFish wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:53 AM, Bacari wrote: You're not "COOL" or "down" now, so just stop it assholes.
What would happen if you showed this thread to your mother.

She would be highly disgusted with the way people are talking about her.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:06:43


At 6/14/12 06:50 AM, tonypar16 wrote: The rapist

*fixed


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:10:37


At 6/14/12 07:06 AM, tonypar16 wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:50 AM, tonypar16 wrote: The rapist
*fixed

Now could you kindly go back and fix everything you've said?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:19:52


At 6/14/12 07:15 AM, GoodFish wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:56 AM, Bacari wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:55 AM, GoodFish wrote:
At 6/14/12 06:53 AM, Bacari wrote: You're not "COOL" or "down" now, so just stop it assholes.
What would happen if you showed this thread to your mother.
She would be highly disgusted with the way people are talking about her.
I think she might wonder why her son wants to know what a dick tastes like.

Maybe just suck your best friend off instead of asking in a public forum.

She knows she has a curious son. I will not go suck off my friend, should I ask this in a private forum?


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:30:16


1. Not blowing my best friend. We're not gay.

and

2. My mom is great, you're probably angry Twitt because your mom strips to Smack That by Akon.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:38:13


At 6/14/12 07:35 AM, TwittSoup wrote:
At 6/14/12 07:30 AM, Bacari wrote: 2. My mom is great, you're probably angry Twitt because your mom strips to Smack That by Akon.
Don't insult my mom just cause you were born addicted to crack and spent many a night locked in an El Camino your mom didn't own yet while your mom got railed by black guys in a parking garage for rent.

SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR, SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE

I HEAR YOUR MOM TAKING OFF HER THONG TWITT. SOUNDS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP RUNNING INTO AN ISLAND MAN.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:44:59


At 6/14/12 07:39 AM, TwittSoup wrote:
At 6/14/12 07:38 AM, Bacari wrote: SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR, SMACK THAT GIVE ME SOME MORE

I HEAR YOUR MOM TAKING OFF HER THONG TWITT. SOUNDS LIKE A CRUISE SHIP RUNNING INTO AN ISLAND MAN.
My Mother's a saint damnit, your mom's so old she lost her virginity to a Druid.

Lol I heard NASA calls your mom The Cosmotwat because they ran a train on her when they got to the moon. They needed some where to celebrate, and your mom's puss is basically like an empty rentable lot.


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Response to What does penis taste like? 2012-06-14 07:50:22


At 6/14/12 07:46 AM, TwittSoup wrote:
At 6/14/12 07:44 AM, Bacari wrote: Lol I heard NASA calls your mom The Cosmotwat because they ran a train on her when they got to the moon. They needed some where to celebrate, and your mom's puss is basically like an empty rentable lot.
Oh hell nawl. The NBA calls your mom Lebron's James mom. Cause a lot of NBA players fuck her.

Your mom's name was Delorean when they took her back to the future. And by back to the future I mean violently ass raped her.


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