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i got a boyfriend c:

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i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:54:18


arent we cute?

i got a boyfriend c:

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:55:06


How far along in your pregnancy are you?

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:55:23


At 6/11/12 10:54 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote: arent we cute?

OMG you look like Luis!!!!1


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:56:29


I really want to let rip..

but Karma has taught me that there are consequences, so I'll abstain.


"I think it passing odd that I am loved by one for a kindness I never did, and reviled by so many for my finest act." ~ Jaime Lannister

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:58:32


At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?

and after you answer that.....
how far along is your nose with its pregnancy?


От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 22:59:38


At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, Painbringer wrote: OMG you look like Luis!!!!1

I'm guessing Luis gets more tail than a toilet seat, at least I'd let him have at me in exchange for beta testing his next game, so she's possibly his daughter.


"If loving Python is crazy then I don't want to be sane." -Diki

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:01:34


At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?

lololollololololololololol

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:01:56


At 6/11/12 11:01 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
Oh ho ho. That Dirty Meatball!

i'm a rascal

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:05:54


Congrats I'm still single ;'(


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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:23:58


At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?

fuck you

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:25:39


At 6/11/12 11:23 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
fuck you

Lol.

Anyway, that dude looks like he probably visits newgrounds.


You have to know your name.

LOOP

One day you'll all miss me.

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:26:49


At 6/11/12 11:12 PM, Razz wrote: Reminds me of the bully from a christmas story.

Oh dear lord he does.

Also, did you make sure to apply lots of sunscreen on him he looks a little pasty.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:30:59


At 6/11/12 11:23 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
fuck you

Don't threaten him with a good time. You've already got one kid on the way, jeez.


Exploding genitalia

"Get buttfucked in the mouth." | "Dammit, let me spread my anger, breed my hate!"

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:33:40


At 6/11/12 11:23 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
fuck you

That's a rather ambiguous response...you still haven't told us whether you're pregnant or not...and how far you are in your pregnancy...and how far your nose is in its pregnancy..


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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:36:21


At 6/11/12 11:30 PM, Wagggs wrote: Don't threaten him with a good time. You've already got one kid on the way, jeez.

I laughed, good job.


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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:37:31


Your love life belongs on your userpage, especially pictures.


QOTW:

"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr

How to review like your opinion matters

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:44:26


At 6/11/12 11:23 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
fuck you

heygeezwhoadamn i'm happy that you and your boyfriend are together and that you two trust each other so much that you're having a baby, I was just curious how far along it was. Christ, chill with all the profanities.

Sorry for being happy for you, damn.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:45:51


At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, Painbringer wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:54 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote: arent we cute?
OMG you look like Luis!!!!1

Holy crap, there is a strong resemblance....

This thread is exceeding my expectations!

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:48:12


Are you the one on the right or left?

which one is the boy?


Yes I know my name isn't spelled right.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-11 23:55:48


Family photo!

i got a boyfriend c:


What's up with that

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 00:16:28


This is why normal people hate Newgrounds and why websites like Facebook exist.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 00:23:06


Nice boyfriend, did you find him in Bangkok with all the trap women there?


I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 00:28:06


At 6/11/12 11:55 PM, Lojinkz wrote: Family photo!

Soon.

i got a boyfriend c:


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 00:33:45


At 6/12/12 12:32 AM, Protagonist wrote:
At 6/11/12 11:23 PM, Sasoriuchiha72 wrote:
At 6/11/12 10:55 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: How far along in your pregnancy are you?
fuck you
You messing with my pal dirty meatball, you mess with me. But I'll let it slide, because I don't hit pregnant women.

I hit pregnat noses, so it doesn't matter


私のちんちん

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 00:51:07


...

Would still bang.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 01:02:09


Good god, go on a diet!
If not for yourself then at least do it for us!

or vice versa

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 01:17:39


You guys are kind of ass holes. Don't get me wrong, I laughed my ass off, that's because I'm a bad person. But it's no fucking wonder anorexia is on the rise when anyone that's not under-weight gets called fat.


"If loving Python is crazy then I don't want to be sane." -Diki

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 01:30:01


That's not natural.

The only thing greasy then that guy's hair is bacon. Also way too much make-up, you look like a mix between a robber and a raccoon and a circus elepha- I mean clown.

Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 17:38:05


You know your cool when you were boxers when your supposed to be swimming.


Thought you'd always be mine...

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Response to i got a boyfriend c: 2012-06-12 17:44:23


Eeeew, as a cat I do NOT check out humans!


I'm just a dreamer.

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