2012: Choose Your Apocalypse

[Th-e]

December 21, 2012. The world is going to end. Aliens from a distant world have judged the people of Earth to be unfit to live past that date, so we will all be exterminated.

Since we will all die, you get to choose how the world will end. It can be any way you want, even something completely insane like drowning in partially hydrogenated yogurt out of some guy's armpits or being snusnu'd by alien women 1000 times sexier than Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie combined (and for the women, alien mega-hunks)!

Whatever the outcome, we must all die. Choose your demise.

Well, I have homework to do. I'm trying to figure out what 8 divided by 0 is.

[Nor]

A rainfall of cum drowns us all.

[AutumnalEquinox]

Ice age. We will all die in an ice age.

[Wurfel-Waffles]

Nuclear war. Possible. I better build my shelter soon.

[Sectus]

Zombie Apocalypse. For once I could be a badass, and know what I'm talking about at the same time.

[Gimmick]

Plants invade the earth, make excess oxygen and the concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere kills us all. Or the plants just strangle us all.

[The-Great-One]

The thawing of Hitler.

[Eddmario]

Time gets reset.

[TehPoptartKid]

I'm going the Dragon Ball Z approach by saying some crazy mad scientist will invent Androids to kick ass and kill everybody and everything they see.

[Sevkat]

We'll all get trolled to death.

[rifledark1]

At 4/17/12 10:03 PM, Gimmick wrote: Plants invade the earth, make excess oxygen and the concentration of oxygen in the atmosphere kills us all. Or the plants just strangle us all.

Everything you just said except the word choice of invading is exactly like how that one Futurama episode ended, but with Bender lighting a cigar, resulting in the planet blowing up.

[f12guy]

A swift and painless death by the Lazah is all i ask

[Solisio]

The world will end and we will be transported to a universe where the world didn't end.

Also the universe is identical to the one we're in now, except that bitches are shit.

[vdcaptain]

Someone figures out time travel on that day and goes back to the first fire ever made, just to piss it out. The result is when he returns to the present we all cease to exist instantly. We never knew what happened.

[davohsaurus]

Fucking Zombies hands down.

I already planned it all out too.

[Dawnslayer]

Being a resident extraterrestrial on your planet, I can verify that this isn't at all difficult. All one has to do is generate a strong-force tachyon field matching the electromagnetic frequency of your species and vibrate you apart at the atomic level. Very clean, very quick, very efficient, and no fallout negatively affecting the other indigenous life.

being snusnu'd by alien women 1000 times sexier than Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie combined (and for the women, alien mega-hunks)!

Jolie would subtract points from Alba, so I don't find the concept difficult to comprehend.

[SkyDriver]

404 Earth Not found.

[Tony-DarkGrave]

ZOMBIES!

[wildfire4461]

I want to see this happen (listen to the Benny Hill theme while watching it to make it even better):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3iJmOq7o7c

[POTaTOS]

Space Lobsters, obviously. Or "Reapers" as some call them.

[Peglay]

alien dinosaurs!

[Heretic-Anchorite]

Any apocalypse would be fine as long as there is also some badass post-apocalypse

[KiDX05]

Fallout: Ghouls,Mutations,Aliens,Robots,Everything has a 50ish trend & I set world on fire is on radio multipul times a day.
Although i don't have a vault so I have slim chance of survival of bomb drops.
So maybe it'd be better for just wishing for a regular zombie apocalypse, no special types.