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Worst last names you ever heard of?

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Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:32:15


Jello
Voncumbich
Gaylord
Wiener
Boner
Hamburger


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At 4/11/12 09:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

I knew a black guy whose last name was Koon. Best part was since he was in the army that's what we had to call him by. Felt bad saying it...

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:33:41


Well the full name was Harry P. ness.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:34:35


Pickles
Slappy
Pooly
Stool


HEY BOO!!!

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:36:08


Kok
Niggemeyer
yoo suk
fagot
mangina
takeshita
Willie stroker (judge too!)
shagnasty


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:37:27


Milktoast


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:39:00


Obama.

OSHI-

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:45:54


Lovelady.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:50:44


Fulp.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:52:03


Outhouse.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:52:51


At 4/11/12 09:50 PM, SoapyCola wrote: Fulp.

Woah!
You are ridiculous


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 21:59:58


At 4/11/12 09:52 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 4/11/12 09:50 PM, SoapyCola wrote: Fulp.
Woah!
You are ridiculous

Roost.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 22:20:59


Butts. It's funny too 'cause he's in the military so he's got a patch with it on his chest at all times.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 22:56:41


I once knew a girl with the last name Blood. Best last name ever, especially if her claim to be directly descended from some Welsh leader of a plot to steal the crown jewels of England, who had a last name along those lines, is at all accurate.

I'm almost directly descended from Robert Burns, but the surname died out in my bit of the line a few generations ago. I consider myself lucky to have avoided it, keeping in mind that I once almost got kicked out of college due to false charges of arson.


wolf piss

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-11 22:58:40


any jewish last name because frankly i'm not very fond of the jews

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 01:13:52


I used to be a telemarketer, and I would keep a collection of funny names that I had to call. Here are some just last names (some first are in parenthesis if needed):
Dickler
Dong (Hyung Dong)
Schlitz
(Bud)Wizer
(Sum)Yung-Dong
(Harry) Dick

But the one I most felt sorry for was a guy with the unfortunate last name of Dover, with the unfortunate first name of Ben because (in his own words) his parents were super cruel. What was worse was that his brother was on his policy, and his name was Stan Dover. If their names hadn't been on my screen, I would have thought he was lying, but they were.

Had to take a break after that call because I couldn't stop laughing.

"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 01:32:32


At work we have a customer called Mr Mingay. It has to be the most unappealing surname I've ever heard and I'd heard a lot. It just sounds horrible anytime you say. Both parts do not make the other sound any better.

Also the best one I've ever heard is De'ath.

I want to marry a man with that surname so that I can be Leanne De'ath.


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 01:33:57


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 01:37:58


At 4/11/12 09:29 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Whats the worst last names of people you knew? Mine are
Dick
Clenabitch
Focker
Gaylore
Gay
Fagot
Shithead(probobly the worst, but its pronounced Shi - Thead)

Richard Head, Dick is short for Richard.

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 01:39:07


First name Myke
Last name Hawke


On no a bear!

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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 04:30:56


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At 4/11/12 10:01 PM, saqwert wrote: Freeman

HOW THE FUCK DARE YOU

Worst last names you ever heard of?


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 04:47:34


ngyuen or however the fuck they are spelled

way to many of them

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 05:17:04


At 4/12/12 04:31 AM, jonathanfis wrote:
At 4/11/12 10:01 PM, saqwert wrote: Freeman
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Worst last names you ever heard of?


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 06:31:50


Pacman


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 11:20:10


Poots

I mean really

Worst last names you ever heard of?


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 11:39:39


There was former football star Dick Butkus:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus

Butkus sounds too much like Butt-kiss. lol.

Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 14:48:47


Shaniqua Temptress


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Response to Worst last names you ever heard of? 2012-04-12 14:59:49


Probably not the worst, but definitely the weirdest last name. Human.

Yes, I once saw a chiropractor and on the plaque outside his rooms was his name and degrees.
Seriously the name on this plaque was I.M.A. Human.

But for the worst last name ever, I'm going with 'America', as in the guys name is 'Trout Fishing in America'. What kind of fucked up name is that.