Here's a perfect idea to finally find a use for your female:
1: Inject chocolate into her DNA
2: Have sex with her
3: Get her to lactate for her new baby
Chocolate milk dispenser!
Making females useful
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Kofius.
but what if she's cooking?
Won't she melt into a puddle?
I HДVЗИ'T ЭДTЗЙ SLICЭD ЬЯЗДD SIИCЭ I ШДS TЩЗLVЭ
The way you guys think of women is unbelievable. I have a better idea, what about chocolate cows? Inject chocolate in their DNA and make them have chocolate milk.
fuk
At 23 seconds ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: The way you guys think of women is unbelievable. I have a better idea, what about chocolate cows? Inject chocolate in their DNA and make them have chocolate milk.
But having sex with cows is illegal.
At 1 minute ago, Ragnarokia wrote: Here's a perfect idea to finally find a use for your female:
1: Inject chocolate into her DNA
False. Chocolate is not an organic genetic material and at the molecular level the sugar molecules wouldn't fit into the thin double helix.
Instead, you should isolate the part of the dna of the cocoa plant that makes it sweet, use some polymerase to introduce it into a plasmid of a virus, infect her with it and then wait for the gene to be expressed.
That's how you do it. With Science.
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At 39 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote:At 23 seconds ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: The way you guys think of women is unbelievable. I have a better idea, what about chocolate cows? Inject chocolate in their DNA and make them have chocolate milk.But having sex with cows is illegal.
And immoral..............
Kofius.
At 1 minute ago, Ragnarokia wrote: But having sex with cows is illegal.
Do you see impregnating cows in plan? No. Leave the bulls to that.
fuk
At 50 seconds ago, Ninjkabat wrote: False. Chocolate is not an organic genetic material and at the molecular level the sugar molecules wouldn't fit into the thin double helix.
Instead, you should isolate the part of the dna of the cocoa plant that makes it sweet, use some polymerase to introduce it into a plasmid of a virus, infect her with it and then wait for the gene to be expressed.
That's how you do it. With Science.
Join me Ninjkabat, and together we can rule the chocolate milk business and have sex with our women!
At 3 minutes ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote: The way you guys think of women is unbelievable. I have a better idea, what about chocolate cows? Inject chocolate in their DNA and make them have chocolate milk.
Implying there is a difference between a woman that has bore children and a cow.
At 55 seconds ago, AndreovichZhivago wrote:At 1 minute ago, Ragnarokia wrote: But having sex with cows is illegal.Do you see impregnating cows in plan? No. Leave the bulls to that.
But what's the point of making chocolate milk if there is no sex? That is why we use women for our milk.
Umm..hmm... I don't see the point to this thread...
私のちんちん
At 52 seconds ago, ScaryPicnic wrote:At 15 seconds ago, NightOwlRoost wrote: Umm..hmm... I don't see the point to this thread...so you wouldn't want to suck on tits that lactate chocolate milk?
purge the freak
NO actually that would be quite disgusting.
私のちんちん
At 24 seconds ago, Ragnarokia wrote: But what's the point of making chocolate milk if there is no sex? That is why we use women for our milk.
Human milk is rather repulsive. Who wants to drink human milk really? Or we can just buy a carton of chocolate milk at the store.
Convenient
fuk
HOW DO YOU GET A WOMEN TO SHUT UP?
A HORRIBLE RAPE
(is a complete scumfuck)
At 43 seconds ago, ScaryPicnic wrote:At 1 minute ago, NightOwlRoost wrote: NO actually that would be quite disgusting.i don't believe so
not if the tits in question were clean and beautifully spherical and firm
and the woman of striking beauty.
Well if you put it that way!!!!!
私のちんちん
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QOTW:
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At 7 minutes ago, ScaryPicnic wrote:At 15 seconds ago, NightOwlRoost wrote: Umm..hmm... I don't see the point to this thread...so you wouldn't want to suck on tits that lactate chocolate milk?
That would be sweet.
At 11 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote: Implying there is a difference between a woman that has bore children and a cow.
With some of them, there isn't.
"You're a bit of a ghoul - aren't you?"---ZeroAsALimit.
At 4 minutes ago, daethdrain wrote: Can we also do this with dicks?
I know that's what you really want, rag. ;)
Would it be the chocolate milk or chocolate goo? And would the penis taste like chocolate because I think the people would prefer the classic penis taste.
I thought chocolate milk just came from black women, though??????
At 1 minute ago, 1-800-CockJoke wrote: I thought chocolate milk just came from black women, though??????
Racist! lol.
私のちんちん
"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?
was her name tenneassi
omtish
At 23 minutes ago, JBKalso wrote:At 4 minutes ago, daethdrain wrote: Can we also do this with dicks?Would it be the chocolate milk or chocolate goo? And would the penis taste like chocolate because I think the people would prefer the classic penis taste.
I know that's what you really want, rag. ;)
I agree, I would love it but only if I had the classic penis taste and it was still milky. Otherwise I will just stick with women.
fuk
At 3 hours ago, Natick wrote: What is this I don't even
How is this image so interesting and creepy at the same time?
At 3 hours ago, Ragnarokia wrote: Here's a perfect idea to finally find a use for your female:
1: Inject chocolate into her DNA
2: Have sex with her
3: Get her to lactate for her new baby
Chocolate milk dispenser!
You forgot to put "PROFIT" at the end.
At 3 hours ago, Kofius wrote:But having sex with cows is illegal.And immoral..............
But it feels nice
