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If your child was gay

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If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:07:21


Would you disown them?

Would you kill them?

These people would.

If your child was gay


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:08:26


At 34 seconds ago, Spoopy wrote:
These people would.

These people are fucking disgusting.

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:11:26


Their grammar is simply terrible.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:12:45


...Is it racist of me that I noticed most of them are black?

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:14:52


At 1 minute ago, NeutralObjections wrote: ...Is it racist of me that I noticed most of them are black?

Is it racist that I noticed that black people seem more likely to be homophobic?


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:15:10


Hopefully some of them are joking.

Hopefully.

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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:15:15


I'd accept it, and I would try my hardest to shut up retards like those.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:15:52


While I disagree with their decision, as they can't reproduce without a member of the opposite sex, it's their life, and their decision, who am I to dictate that?


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:17:09


At 8 minutes ago, NeutralObjections wrote:
At 34 seconds ago, Spoopy wrote:
These people would.
These people are fucking disgusting.

Show him how to defend himself, and make gay jokes.


do you ever listen to your self talk!

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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:18:19


At 44 seconds ago, TheRedRocks wrote:
Show him how to defend himself, and make gay jokes.

You mean my unborn gay child?

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:21:50


I could give two shits.

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:33:12


At 25 minutes ago, Spoopy wrote: Would you disown them?

Would you kill them?

These people would.

Kill, He'd be killed.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:35:13


Talk about disturbing...If my child turned out to be gay I'd slap the gayness out of him or her . Just kidding but in all seriousness i wouldn't disown him or the latter. Would my perspective change about my kid yeah just a little bit but I would love my kid the same. It would be really interesting on thanksgiving day how the rest of my conservative family and relatives would react when he or she meets the boyfriend or girlfriend.

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:35:37


At 22 minutes ago, NeutralObjections wrote: ...Is it racist of me that I noticed most of them are black?

Black people must be anti gay.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:50:03


At 42 minutes ago, Spoopy wrote: Would you disown them?

Would you kill them?

These people would.

they'd fit right in during biblical times

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 00:54:13


It looks like black people hate gays.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 01:22:19


I wonder if gay people are going to start hating blacks.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 01:58:24


Gay children will give you very good fashion advice.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:02:40


I would if my son went to 4chan

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:03:40


Gay children can always move to Paris. Good old gay Paris.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:27:11


What? I question the legitimacy of these.....


I'm just a dreamer.

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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:32:18


Gay children will be great at picking out outfits.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:33:27


At 1 minute ago, yurgenburgen wrote:
At 7 minutes ago, xbon wrote: These people are everything right in the world. This world does not belong to the faggots.
Not yet, darling.

One small step for man, one giant leap for homosexuals or something, I have no idea. insert joke.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:33:43


At 1 minute ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Gay children will be great at picking out outfits.

I'm sure they will.....


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:35:23


Gay children will help reduce the world's population.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:38:36


No. Although, you can't exactly tell until they reach "that age." Though there would be signs.

I would try to see if it is just a phase, and if counseling would help. However, if they were indeed gay, I'd be cool with it.

I personally don't think it is normal/natural, but it's not like you can prevent someone from being gay, so why should I disown them?

Then again, I'm not even sure whether or not I'd even have a child. I'm not even sure what the right age for me to even commit to something like that would be. I'd have to be wealthy/well off before I even consider fathering a child. It's such an enormous financial burden.

But having a gay son to decorate my house, and cut my hair would be cool, lol.

Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:38:42


At 2 minutes ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Gay children will help reduce the world's population.

But, the world pop still needs to be increased!


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:39:37


At 26 seconds ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Gay children will help reduce the world's population.
But, the world pop still needs to be increased!

Gay people do not reproduce. They are not breeders.


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:40:30


At 34 seconds ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 26 seconds ago, NightOwlRoost wrote:
At 2 minutes ago, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Gay children will help reduce the world's population.
But, the world pop still needs to be increased!
Gay people do not reproduce. They are not breeders.

Thats not what I meant!


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Response to If your child was gay 2012-03-16 02:49:21


And just to clarify: the few gay people I've met are just as manly as the next dude. In fact, none of them wore flamboyant clothing, had a lisp, or a high-pitched tone. Some of them were even perverted, and crude.(which got weird at times, I'm not going to lie) but despite my previous comment joking about it, the majority of gay men are not frilly, into high fashion, or home decorating, and some of them have worse fashion sense then me.(and I'm straight)

It just so happens that a lot of fashion industry people, tv execs, home decorators, and wedding coordinators are gay men.

No one here is mentioning lesbians, though. I'd be cool as hell if I had a daughter who was gay, because she might be able to help me find an attractive mate, and I could talk to her about how hot another woman is.(something I already enjoy about hanging out with lesbian and bi-sexual chicks)

We would probably even have more in common in that regard then I would if I had a gay son. I could never talk about sex with my gay son. I would boast about my encounters, and I'd shut him up every time he brought up his. It would be an awkward relationship in that regard.

Still wouldn't disown, though.