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Does a fleshlight feel like a vag?
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At 1/10/12 01:47 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Buy one and find out.
Well i'm a virgin
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At 1/10/12 01:46 PM, jonathanfis wrote: Does a Dildo feel like a mans schlong?
Schlong... it's a word. And you used it.
As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.
The best course is to try it out. Then only you can learn.
At 1/10/12 01:50 PM, Wallstain wrote: As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.
A dildo is real enough, it just isn't biological.
Where's Wade when we need him? He has a fleshlight collection right?
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I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.
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At 1/10/12 02:01 PM, will222222 wrote:At 1/10/12 01:50 PM, Wallstain wrote: As long as I can get something long and hard pressed up into my ass, I don't really care if it's real or just a dildo.A dildo is real enough, it just isn't biological.
It's not a real penis, is what I'm saying.
At 1/10/12 02:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.
Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.
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At 1/10/12 02:10 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote: Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.
Because it totally isn't possible to research a product using the internet
At 1/10/12 02:10 PM, InDuStRiEl wrote:At 1/10/12 02:06 PM, Gagsy wrote: I can't imagine elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1 feeling the same as human flesh. But I'm sure its close enough that the cock doesn't care.Why do you know so much about fleshlights? Surely you've never owned one, and you're not able to use one due to lack of a wiener.
Maybe Gagsy is practicing on her cunnilingus skills for when she becomes a lesbian or has to go to women's prison and becomes someone's bitch.
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At 1/10/12 02:21 PM, LocoJoe wrote: Maybe Gagsy is practicing on her cunnilingus skills for when she becomes a lesbian or has to go to women's prison and becomes someone's bitch.
Or used to be a man before she took an ar-
I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.
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At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.
I hope you cleaned up afterwards.
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Well I never experienced the feeling of a fleshlight but I don't think all that artificial crap will ever match a real vagina
At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.
You have a fleshlight in the office just laying around to use whenever? I hope yall clean it before use and after because that's just gross.
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At 1/10/12 02:47 PM, LocoJoe wrote:At 1/10/12 02:41 PM, Luis wrote: I've used the fleshlight here at the office. Its not bad.You have a fleshlight in the office just laying around to use whenever? I hope yall clean it before use and after because that's just gross.
Its self cleaning i think. i dunno its always clean whenever i use it.
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At 1/10/12 03:06 PM, Luis wrote:
Its self cleaning i think. i dunno its always clean whenever i use it.
High chance of joking aside, really?
Wouldn't you have to flush it out after every use?
At 1/10/12 02:09 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Obviously a real vagina feels way better or guys wouldn't even bother with women.
your name and post are perfect for this thread, absolutely perfect!
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If you put a dildo in a fleshlight, does either of them know the other one isn't real?
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
it's going to be hard for a device to replicate the slimy feeling of a vagina
not to mention the way a vagina contracts around your cock
i've tried a tenga (not the same as fleshlight, but close enough) and it really didn't feel close to a vagina at all
it does feel pretty good though and is better than your hand, definitely
Some people feel content to pour syrup on shit and call it pancakes their whole lives.
I've never tried any but I'm pretty sure that a vagina would feel much better.
I've never tried a fleshlight.... but I highly doubt there is anything out there that feels even close to as good as putting your dick in a vagina.
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At 1/11/12 09:50 AM, Natick wrote:At 1/11/12 08:53 AM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: If you put a dildo in a fleshlight, does either of them know the other one isn't real?.No becuase they are both inanimate.
YOU'RE INANIMATE
At 6/24/15 11:11 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
: CorpseGrinder is the Undertaker of the Portal.
Weird question coming from a virgin.
This is where I wrote something funny
At 1/10/12 03:08 PM, NeutralObjections wrote:At 1/10/12 03:06 PM, Luis wrote:High chance of joking aside, really?
Its self cleaning i think. i dunno its always clean whenever i use it.
lol the emoticon you chose made yourself look that much more oblivious
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