The worst movie I ever watched probably had to be the Super Mario Bros. movie made in 1993. It had terrible reviews, the plot was kind of unoriginal, and the movie moved way to fast in some parts and in others it had parts that didn't even contribute to the flow of the movie.
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At 12/29/11 06:19 PM, The-Great-One wrote: inb4TheRoom, Twilight, Harry Potter
I understand the first one, I've never seen it though. I don't quite understand what you dislike about Twilight. It's not a good film, but I don't see it as the worst film ever made. Do explain with Harry Potter. I dislike most of the movies, but the last one was worth the experience, though it lacked strong prequels to form a foundation for the conclusion.
At 12/29/11 06:28 PM, georgesodini wrote: inception it was 2 consufusing
Try memento. You'll be blown away. And to be quite frank, you ought to watch the movie another time, it's far greater than what you credit it. Memento is indeed the most challenging movie I've ever seen, not to mention that anything more would received poor reviews due to the mental challenge.
At 12/29/11 06:24 PM, slipstrike wrote: I hated The Road. Partly because of all the plot holes and mainly because it was a whole movie of basically nothing.
True, it was mostly depression and nothing else. The movie can be misleading. The book however, that's another story. Thematically, the novel is a very powerful, very moving.
As for myself, the worst film I have ever seen is Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
The Last Airbender. disgrace to the anime
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At 12/29/11 06:46 PM, Psych wrote:At 12/29/11 06:14 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Transformers 2. As some reviewer once said about it, "the first movie was a 13-year-old boy's wet dream. This one was just masturbation."Then the third one must be sex!
More like rape. My childhood, my time, my money, my everything. Raped.
At 12/29/11 06:14 PM, Winrar1337 wrote: Transformers 2. As some reviewer once said about it, "the first movie was a 13-year-old boy's wet dream. This one was just masturbation."
stop bringing that up, mom.
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I forgot one. Got dragged into He's Just Not That Into You by an ex gf once. Talk about a terrible monotonous movie all around. Total chick flick on top of it. The only positive was that Scarlett was in it and she's a total babe. She spent half her scenes half naked.
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At 12/29/11 07:18 PM, slipstrike wrote: More like rape. My childhood, my time, my money, my everything. Raped.
Glad I wasn't stupid enough to spend money on that waste of time.
"Plz don't call NASA on me I'm afraid of astronauts dude" - DJ-Ri (2015)
To be fair to Michael Bay, the Transformers movies are no more intellectually stimulating than the cartoon show.
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why all the hate for Super Mario Bros.? i thought it was great for the time and had a fuckton of references to the game, even thought the history didn't. anyway the movie that takes the throphy for me is Alvin and the Chipmunks.
these are the worst movies that my eyes and ears have ever had to endure
pride and prejudice
plan 9 (what the fuck were the other 8 plans?!)
knowing
2012 (i actually walked out of the theater. i never do that)
My life for Aiur, Cynofrax, The Aura, Mobius, the Xel'Naga, those kinds of things.
Click was probably the most depressing comedy I've ever seen...
Jack and Jill
or
The break up
little to no redeeming qualities what so ever.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 12/29/11 07:07 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: The Last Airbender. disgrace to the anime
agreed, but its not an anime because nickelodeon isn't a Japanese company.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 12/29/11 07:07 PM, InnerChild548 wrote: The Last Airbender. disgrace to the anime
I agree with this all the way.To show why,I'll tell you from two perspectives A normal person and a fan of the show.
Normal person:Watches and gets confused because of jumping to scenes randomly.
Fan:sorta knows the story,but realizes that there is huge plot holes.
Other things that killed it:
- every actor was bad(except zuko,you can tell he's the only good one.)
-Uncle iro makes no tea jokes at all.
-M.night shalamyn made this.
Thank god I didn't spend money on this movie and saw it on the internet for free.
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The Room. The hilariously terrible scenes aren't really worth sitting through all that crap.
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At 12/29/11 06:24 PM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Knowing. Nicolas Cage is just awful.
he is a great actor
he would make a great neo
who agrees with me
i actually found
Up: balloon to the rescue in pound land
its so bad is good
Zone of the Dead. It was horribly scripted, had terrible camera angles, and depicted fucked up as hell cliched characters. All this together just makes this movie possibly the most pathetic excuse for a zombie movie made by man kind.
A sophmore in Film Class can do better than that shit.
Makes me pissed just thinking about, I Just wanna go up to the director with my friends and circle stomp his balls for making such a shit film.
Bad Teacher: dear god was that painful.
Transporter 2 and 3: I like Jason Statham, I just hate when a movie repeats itself and has that cloning effect on it(i.e. loses it's originality.)
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At 12/29/11 08:42 PM, MrRager wrote: Bad Teacher: dear god was that painful.
Transporter 2 and 3: I like Jason Statham, I just hate when a movie repeats itself and has that cloning effect on it(i.e. loses it's originality.)
Arrgggh the Transporter was a pain to watch >.< Hate the cliches. I hated that one Transporter movie with the Asian chick, she just killed it. Just fucking killed it.
At 12/29/11 08:51 PM, JKRand0mn3ss wrote:
Arrgggh the Transporter was a pain to watch >.< Hate the cliches. I hated that one Transporter movie with the Asian chick, she just killed it. Just fucking killed it.
That would be the first transporter,lol.
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
At 12/29/11 07:05 PM, The-Last-Guardian wrote: I understand the first one, I've never seen it though. I don't quite understand what you dislike about Twilight. It's not a good film, but I don't see it as the worst film ever made. Do explain with Harry Potter. I dislike most of the movies, but the last one was worth the experience, though it lacked strong prequels to form a foundation for the conclusion.
Last Guardian, you missed the joke completely there. I just stated the obvious that some people would note.
To Kill a Mockingbird. The book was good but the movie was just dreadful to watch.
I saw Troll 2 years and years ago, and I absolutely loved it. YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY, I JUST WON'T ALLOW IT.
I think the worst as in EVERYTHING movie, I've ever seen was The book of Eli.
At 12/29/11 07:28 PM, BrazilianNinja wrote: I've watched plenty of terrible movies, but the one that takes the cake, mainly because it's a classic so horrible it's good, is Plan 9 From Outer Space, king of shitty B-movies.
"And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future."
Also, I enjoy horrible B movies. They have a certain "pizzaz" to them.
Wait till you see Manos: Hands of Fate LOL.
The Pelican Brief based on the John Grisham novel.
