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If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head

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And I said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now."

What would your reason be?


Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:51:52


"This thread was done beafore countless times, with exact OP."

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:52:34


I guess no one will find out where I stashed the million dollars.


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:53:05


I am your father.


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:53:25


"Your gun isn't even loaded and the safety is on AND it's only a cap gun"


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:55:41


At 8/21/11 08:53 PM, MushookieMan wrote: "Your gun isn't even loaded and the safety is on AND it's only a cap gun"

do caps guns have safety's?


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:56:26


At 8/21/11 08:51 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: And I said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now."

What would your reason be?

There's a cop behind you


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:56:45


"You are an emotionally confused boy who can't understand why he has two dads. I can help you understand yourself, I can help you understand life, but that will never happen if you pull the trigger."


Exploding genitalia

"Get buttfucked in the mouth." | "Dammit, let me spread my anger, breed my hate!"

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:57:01


I'm pregnant...


PsychoZoid/Andrew Berry: The most uninteresting man in the world

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:57:36


At 8/21/11 08:55 PM, stretch1one wrote:
At 8/21/11 08:53 PM, MushookieMan wrote: "Your gun isn't even loaded and the safety is on AND it's only a cap gun"
do caps guns have safety's?

Some must.

Not the cheap ones you can buy at Wal-Mart. More like collectors ones.


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 20:59:19


At 8/21/11 08:57 PM, Psych wrote: I'm pregnant...

You said you were on the pill!

*pulls trigger*

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:00:11


At 8/21/11 08:57 PM, SaltshakerClock wrote:
At 8/21/11 08:55 PM, stretch1one wrote:
At 8/21/11 08:53 PM, MushookieMan wrote: "Your gun isn't even loaded and the safety is on AND it's only a cap gun"
do caps guns have safety's?
Some must.

Not the cheap ones you can buy at Wal-Mart. More like collectors ones.

I don't even think most starter guns have a saftey though and that's quite a bit closer to a real gun


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:01:27


Suicide is not the answer...


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:01:55


De-arm you and shoot you then say "because I shot you first."


bro at me come

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:02:04


I'll suck your dick. :3


Hairo.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:03:18


Because you will be sentenced to life in prison when you are caught.


"You can't be careful on a skateboard man." - some kid

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:05:01


At 8/21/11 09:03 PM, LucasJC wrote: Because you will be sentenced to life in prison when you are caught.

Not if there aren't any witnesses.

*pulls trigger*

Click the sig you bitch. Click it. CLICK THAT MOTHERFUCKER.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:06:10


At 8/21/11 08:51 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote: And I said, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you right now."

What would your reason be?

Because you would doom the rest of humanity, including yourself.


Miracles happen.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:06:44


At 8/21/11 09:05 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote:
At 8/21/11 09:03 PM, LucasJC wrote: Because you will be sentenced to life in prison when you are caught.
Not if there aren't any witnesses.

*pulls trigger*

I'm calling FBI.

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:10:34


I don't say anything. I just stab you in the arm, disarm you, and then shoot you with your own gun

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:13:21


At 8/21/11 08:59 PM, InvasiveInsomniac wrote:
At 8/21/11 08:57 PM, Psych wrote: I'm pregnant...
You said you were on the pill!

*pulls trigger*

YEAH, kill that LYING BITCH!!


A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:15:01


"Grab her cock."


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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:16:31


"Do it and lose your dick, don't do it and keep it, the choice is yours."


Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:17:42


I'm the only one that knows where the antidote is.


What ever happened to the middle?

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:19:14


One of two responses.
1. I don't see killer in your eyes. YOU CAN'T DO IT, CAN YOU? PULL THE TRIGGER, PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!

2. Oral sex


At 6/3/11 10:56 PM, BlakeMo wrote:

: I have no sexual orientation

: ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING HAS POTENTIAL TO BE BLESSED BY MY PENETRATION

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:21:15


I can make you rich.

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:31:06


I will self-destruct if I die.


Veritas est index sui et falsi. (Truth is the criterion of itself and the false.)

Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero. (Sieze the day; trust little in tomorrow.)

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:32:08


I would just say, "Do it. If this is my time, it's my time."

Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:33:32


At 8/21/11 09:31 PM, Laughingbox wrote: I will self-destruct if I die.

Best answer so far.. I actually wouldn't kill you if you said that.

By the way. Hai.

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Response to If I Had A Gun Pointed At Your Head 2011-08-21 21:44:18


Your hands are shaking and from that look in your eye I can tell you never killed a man. You're a damn rookie. Pull the trigger you pussy. If you're too scared I'll do it myself!


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