I can hardly walk after last night.
At 7/5/11 12:05 PM, MetalBox wrote: im 11 years old
You are supposed to be 13 or over to join.
Ecchi first, ask questions never.
At 7/5/11 05:49 PM, Ship wrote: I didn't want to but I just kept reading and reading this all the way till the end. I knew what was coming and I was disgusted by it, yet I couldn't take my eyes off the screen...
Kind of like a car crash, huh?
A man once described hell as a place where there is no reason. Thank you, Feminists, for dragging me into hell.
At 7/5/11 06:45 PM, Suprememessage wrote: You are supposed to be 13 or over to join.
He's being sarcastic.
Or is he?
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At 7/5/11 06:45 PM, Suprememessage wrote:At 7/5/11 12:05 PM, MetalBox wrote: im 11 years oldYou are supposed to be 13 or over to join.
oh well i already know all of the features
I... umm... wow... I don't even know for sure how to reply to this...
DevourerJay~Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
First lines I was like "Daaamn!"
Where it says about the collar lishes and arm binders I was like "Okay, she likes freaky stuff."
The part about revealing her cock I was like :o ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
At 7/5/11 02:20 PM, Gobblemeister wrote: yes
Yes
YES
YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm actually surprised you didn't write this, Gobble.
I got hit by a van. And survived. I should get a fucking medal.
At 1/31/12 01:02 PM, argile wrote: Your girlfriend has a penis?
I think that is basically the topic of his wonderful story.
I got hit by a van. And survived. I should get a fucking medal.
Probably fake but a crazy read nonetheless.
I don't believe this.
I mean, my god her entrance into you would be a hell of a lot more slower, to the point where its stop and start if your bum was a virgin.
[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]
At 7/5/11 10:00 AM, blizz70 wrote: I have a fetish actually.
I'm not gay or bisexual or anything,I just think females with male genitals are hot,however MALES with male genitals I am slightly disgusted by.
Ehh, me too.
play Etehfowr Against
At 7/5/11 09:48 AM, ModernPatriot wrote:
My mouth was watering, she was gorgeous, red hair, blue eyes, an hourglass figure. I would do pretty much everything in the book to this woman.
"Ofcourse!", I said with delight.
I lost it here. XD
QOTW:
"I hate you because you never pass up and opportunity to mention that you are a "female"-Wreckr
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
I thought this thread was about squatting 100 kg and being sore the next day.
She then put the arm binders on the bed, "We'll use these later ;)", she said.
She then put the arm binders on the bed, "We'll use these later ;)"
put the arm binders on the bed, "We'll use these later ;)"
on the bed, "We'll use these later ;)"
"We'll use these later ;)"
"later ;)"
";)"
lolwut
Make war, not love.
NO MORE damned dickgirls on mai BBS!
От каждого по способностям, каждому по потребностям
I totally got a boner.
now im scared
I'm just a dreamer.
@malachithornsburg
At 7/5/11 09:48 AM, ModernPatriot wrote: She unbottoned, and unzipped her jeans, to reveals a partly erect white cock, and balls the size of oranges. Her package was greasy, It was as if she creamed her pants earlier.
Erection aborted...
Who the fuck bumped this old thread?
At 1/31/12 01:02 PM, argile wrote: Your boyfriend has a penis?
Fixed that my good sir.
9/10 would read again btw.
erm....
alright...
its a nice story, i'll give you that much
I'm going to compile a list of everything that's wrong with this thread.
Here goes:
1. Everything.
I think that about sums it up.
RIGHT-TILTING PENTAGON GANG
I was about to call the OP out for reposting a story I had already read, but then I realized that this thread is from 2011 and some jerk bumped it for no apparent reason.
oh god.....hahahahahahaha
I actually read the whole thing
