wow... this made my dick hurt... id say start popping those painkillers and piss those bitches out

Eww... Kidney Stone piss...

I'm so sorry to hear about your medical issues. They make me sad, and then make me realize how prone I make myself to them. Good luck. I hope you finally pass them... quickly so the pain isn't lingering... eww, don't want to think about it.

You have my support.

Looks like we'll have to amputate.

At 6/14/11 10:07 PM, CommanderFaggot wrote: Looks like we'll have to amputate.

At the very least of good things, he'd get the Darwin award.

rub your cock till it bleeds cum

hahaha that sucks i mean really that sucks bro but it's still pretty funny

hahah 5 times before you're 16? i would just chop it off at that point

I'm back from round 1.
That's right
ROUND FUCKING ONE
BECAUSE THERE IS MORE AND MORE AND MORE PIECES.
It took me an hour
of just standing there, staring at my dick, anticipating the innevitable pain. I finally let a tiny drop go through (i usually do that first, i feel a pinch and say fuck it and go full blast). It is as if, the stone, as a last resort move, stabbed my dick to try and stay, as i struggled to push it out. I literally kept throwing short bursts of piss trying to get it out (mind you I'm screaming and shaking from how painful this is).
Blood EVERYWHERE (I don't care for aiming, I'm in pain damn it)
I see the little cunt fly out, and the stream of piss is normal again, oh no...it's stopping again. PINCH! Another piece! ANOTHER STAB! They keep flying out and taking some of me with them. I'm running out of piss...is it over? The stream is steady again....wait...wait no....I feel another couple...I'm running out of piss! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THEY'RE STUCK AGAIN!
WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
So, ill fill you in after the second round...

That is NOT koolaid..

At 6/14/11 09:55 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:32 PM, CryptKeeperZach wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:21 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote:

At 6/14/11 08:20 PM, nVicious wrote: Good luck man, no man should experience what you are dealing with.

LET ALONE 5 GOD DAMN TIMES AND I'M ONLY 16!

I'm 16 dude, the only problems with my Wang I ever had were veracose veins. How do you get a kidney stone? I thought only middle aged/old men could get em...guess I was wrong. Now that I know I can get one NOW I'm freaking out! Good luck bro.
At 6/14/11 08:32 PM, CryptKeeperZach wrote: I'm 16 dude, the only problems with my Wang I ever had were veracose veins. How do you get a kidney stone? I thought only middle aged/old men could get em...guess I was wrong. Now that I know I can get one NOW I'm freaking out! Good luck bro.

Many ways, but if you DO get them it's most likely because like me (damn everything to hell) you're PRONE to it.
Lots of sodium in take is the main cause (avoid soda and beer)
Constant Dehydration is another (if you work out, drink fluids CONSTANTLY, it's how i got this one, i worked out a lot and didn't drink enough)
Blood is too acidic
Blood is too basic.
Shit just hits the fan once you get them. As you are more likely to get them again after the first time.
and again
AND AGAIN
AND A FUCKING GAIN!

Here's a picture of my piss

sorry to hear you got cock shards... and you're only 16? that'd piss me the hell off if i had to put up with fuckin kidney stones five times. hell, once would piss me the fuck off. dude ur gonna spend the rest of ur life pissin rocks! btw i'm Rahmemhoteps wife... the one that apparently doesnt exist lol

usually i would make a funny remark to this but this time.....no, im really sorry man

i'm really sorry :(

Btw, happy pills (pain killers) will have 0 effect on this. That only works for like lasting pains (like when the stone is in the urethra) but even with those, if i hit you, it'll still hurt. So when a rock stabs your dick, it's still gonna hurt....a lot.

So how many of these can i take before an over dose?

Really, Jerking off would probably be a good idea, because, the semen would be more likely to catch the stone fragments, unlike piss, as it's gooey, and, you'll have the satisfaction of jerking the pain away.

On a side note, it would make an excellent conversation starter "So, I jacked off and my kidney stone came out!"

You sir, deserve a medal of courage.

At 6/14/11 10:46 PM, SantaFebuff wrote: You sir, deserve a medal of courage.

5 fucking medals..

Wow way to tile your experience that were suppose to take seriously. My god the moment I saw that title I almost fell out of my seat.

Man how does one get a kidney stone anyway I'm doin research and that looks painful.

I was going to reprimand you and tell you to drink less soda, but.... those pictures of your piss made me change my mind. Sorry to hear about your immense suffering. I cringed upon hearing the details :'(

At 6/14/11 10:50 PM, roderickii wrote: Wow way to tile your experience that were suppose to take seriously. My god the moment I saw that title I almost fell out of my seat.

Man how does one get a kidney stone anyway I'm doin research and that looks painful.

Damn those pictures really changed the tone of your title now not to mention the way you describe your misery. All I can say is God bless if you don't beleive in him except as a good luck comment.

I just want to sleep!

forever

Dude it must suck.

At 6/14/11 11:12 PM, ifureadthisdie wrote: I just want to sleep!

forever

aim your penis towards your chin, close your eyes, and squeeze real hard.

I must say, I laughed at your misery.

After the war has been won and lost...
Back from round 2....

Blood was MUCH redder before. Also..i don't think I'm done yet.

i am sorry man but, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is freakin hilarious i never seen or heard about any medical case even close to that , but you know , shit happens!

Dear god man, that sounds horrible! But it will eventually be over and things will be fine. Hang in there.

Goddamn...

Try jerking off, because then if you cum blood you get your bragging rights.

Alright, I'll be serious here. That sounds like it seriously sucks. I've been in a lot of pain before, but that sounds awful. Good luck getting through man, I'd feel happy for you if you did.

Couldn't you put a less funnier title? Sorry, I don't mean to offend.

My dick is on fire!

Wow damn...

Piss it all out bro.

That must hurt A LOT

Just reading this shit is painful... Best of luck to you, sire.